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Can you name the young progtards?

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  1. bocephus rex

    February 27th, 2013

    the first one is known as ‘frightened turtle’.

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  2. Noelegy

    February 27th, 2013

    #5 is Alec Baldwin. I think #7 is Sean Penn. Beyond that, I’m lost.

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  3. Kurt P

    February 27th, 2013

    #3- Is that Rachel Madcow?

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  4. only one

    February 27th, 2013

    Can’t stand ya

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  5. TheFineReport.com

    February 27th, 2013

    Jackass Jason Alexander is #1

    A-hole Alec Baldwin is #4.

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  6. Diann

    February 27th, 2013

    The bottom one looks like a caveman. So…

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  7. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    February 27th, 2013

    That first one is me in my younger days, hey what are you trying to say?

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  8. HooHooNayNay

    February 27th, 2013

    Matt Lauer is #2 (hahaha). I think four is Jimmy Kimmel and the last one is Al Franken

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  9. old glory

    February 27th, 2013

    Last two were Spicoli and a hispanic Chris Christie, I think a Baldwin in there before. I don’t care much for most celebs or libs, so don’t care if I’m wrong. Did not see Eastwood, Heston, or Reagan for sure!

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  10. read this

    February 27th, 2013

    Ann coulter.com

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  11. Skorpion

    February 27th, 2013

    Second from the bottom is *definitely* Sean Penn.

    How am I so sure?

    I went to high school with him, and recognized the yearbook pic. Even back then, he was an arrogant, bullying blowhard.

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  12. Stirrin the B.S.

    February 27th, 2013

    #4 looks like Jimmy Fallon, exept that the pic looks too old to be him.

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  13. BigFurHat

    February 27th, 2013

    3 people have not been mentioned by name in the comments.

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  14. BigFurHat

    February 27th, 2013

    3, 6 and 8 have not been identified.

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  15. brinksmom

    February 27th, 2013

    Who cares?

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  16. Left Coast Dan

    February 27th, 2013

    @Skorpion – I think my brother has that yearbook too. I was 4 years behind him, one ahead of his departed brother.

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  17. Stirrin the B.S.

    February 27th, 2013

    #3 – Neil Patrick Harris
    #6 – Matt Lauerer
    #8 – Janet Napolitano

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  18. Kel Varnsen

    February 27th, 2013

    “Young jerks beat off tonight…”

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  19. Dan Ryan Galt

    February 27th, 2013

    Yes, I can name them all (know your enemy) but like Lord Voldemort, who’s name must not be spoken, I refuse to say who they are.

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  20. LyleLovett666

    February 27th, 2013

    8 is poofter hilton

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  21. Dan Ryan Galt

    February 27th, 2013

    Oh all right.
    3-Turbo tax Timmy
    6-Matt Lauer
    8-Chris fatso Christie

    Well, I’m pretty sure that’s who they are.

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  22. Snoodles

    February 27th, 2013

    1. dork
    2. dork with tie
    3. dumb ass dork
    4. doesn’t have a clue dork
    5. I’m in love with myself dork
    6. mean dork
    7. pot filled dork
    8. werewolf dork

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  23. anyone here of this Fag

    February 27th, 2013

    Morrissey: ‘If more men were homosexual there would
    be no wars’

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  24. bitterclinger

    February 27th, 2013

    For 3, I was going to go with Donnie Douchebag Deutsch until Turbo Timmeh was mentioned.

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  25. Stirrin the B.S.

    February 27th, 2013

    And the answers are…….?

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  26. @brinksmom

    February 27th, 2013

    Don’t say “who cares” the big guy feels like he is wasting his time when you do. Just don’t comment

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  27. Debbie

    February 27th, 2013

    Can’t wait to see who the last one is. Looks like Eddie Munster after he fell off the Jenny Craig wagon.

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  28. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    February 27th, 2013

    6 is Barry

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  29. Stirrin the B.S.

    February 27th, 2013

    #3 is Mark Zuckerberg

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  30. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    February 27th, 2013

    3 is tingles

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  31. F.D.R. in Hell

    February 27th, 2013

    Lucifer overheard Jerry Sandusky asking, after seeing those photos, “What’s in YOUR wallet?”

    :evil:

    I know Sandusky is still in prison, but Jerry is Lucifer’s #1 Draft Pick for the future.

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  32. Jerry Manderin

    February 27th, 2013

    They’re all retards!

    DING! DING! DING! Jerry Manderin for the win!

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  33. Unruly Refugee

    February 28th, 2013

    Costanza
    Dianne Feinstein
    Harry Reid
    Madcow
    Madcow with long hair
    John Doe
    Sean Penn
    Nappy Jan

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  34. dude

    February 28th, 2013

    3 is Chris Matthews

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  35. Hahahahahah

    February 28th, 2013

    John Doe
    Now that’s funny

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  36. Buffalobob

    February 28th, 2013

    They are all pictures of Rachael Madow in different lighting.

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  37. The Looking Spoon

    February 28th, 2013

    3 is Louis CK
    6 is James Franco

    Still working on 8

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  38. The Looking Spoon

    February 28th, 2013

    8 is Perez Hilton

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  39. Major Mal function

    February 28th, 2013

    #3 Pierced Organ
    #6 Bryant Gumbel or Hugo Chavez’s love child
    #8 Queef Odormann

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  40. not the droid you seek

    February 28th, 2013

    These people would be more recognizable if they’d stuck with their original noses.

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  41. Cruisin Cat

    February 28th, 2013

    Morrissey: ‘If more men were homosexual there would
    be no wars’
    Doubt that.
    But the uniforms would be to die for…

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  42. Tim

    February 28th, 2013

    Guess Morrissey never heard of Ancient Greece …

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  43. Billy Fuster

    February 28th, 2013

    #4 is Keanu Reeves.

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  44. Harry C

    February 28th, 2013

    #8 Cenk Uygur

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  45. St Lou cat

    March 1st, 2013

    I thought 3 was Scarborough — not rat faced enuf for turbo timmy

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  46. Snowball the Sourpuss

    March 1st, 2013

    Nobody got #6 yet. I can see it but it’s dancing just beyond reach…and everytime I almost have it, it dances out of reach again.

    It’s driving me nuts.

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