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What Did This Guy Do To Get Arrested?

Home - by - February 27, 2013 - 19:30 America/New_York - 22 Comments

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  1. Dan Ryan Galt

    February 27th, 2013

    Is not voting for Obama like a good Obama-bot droid a choice?

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  2. Unslung Hero

    February 27th, 2013

    Now wait just a friggin minute! My Bro-inlaw is facing a lousy 4th degree felony for allegingly messin with my sister!!! Who’s runnin that fish market in Florida??? It’s starin to STINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  3. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 27th, 2013

    Oh that is f’ed up retarded. Why dont they just
    Give the poor guy the chair? Tahell is wrong w florida lately?

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  4. Birdie Num Num

    February 27th, 2013

    The EPA .
    The American Schutzstaffel.

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  5. i have heard

    February 27th, 2013

    Black on a Saturday night.

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  6. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 27th, 2013

    Can we get a list of illegal party supplies? Kthnx

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  7. RWF

    February 27th, 2013

    Oh give me a fricken break!

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  8. looks retarded too

    February 27th, 2013

    I want to see the expression on the guy he shares a cell with.
    You did what?
    No really
    What did you do?

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  9. jclady

    February 27th, 2013

    Are they going to arrest all the little kids in Florida as well? Especially at Disney World!

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  10. Moe Tom

    February 27th, 2013

    He mugged an old lady in the subway. FFS! Or he graduated from Bed Stuey High School with Honors and was shot by police while trying.to help an old lady with her pocketbook at knife point.

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  11. there is a warrant for me

    February 27th, 2013

    I lived in Naples in the late 70′s and released two doz. balloons at my sisters wedding. I guess I’m a wanted man.

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  12. sTevo

    February 27th, 2013

    Practicing meteorology without a license. It is a deadly crime.

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  13. old glory

    February 27th, 2013

    Unless he was smoking crack while going 95 in a school zone when releasing the balloons, the trooper should be arrested.

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  14. Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk

    February 27th, 2013

    Were they animal shaped balloons? Because if so, that is a sentencing enhancement.

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  15. F.D.R. in Hell

    February 27th, 2013

    He stole a bag of Skillits
    and told the arresting Officer,
    “Fo’ shizzle my nizzle!”

    Ain’t that right, Eleanor?

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  16. Eleanor in Hell

    February 27th, 2013

    You’ve been talking to that Trayvon punk again,
    haven’t you, Franklin?

    :evil:

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  17. Stranded in Sonoma

    February 27th, 2013

    I got one right! I got one right!

    Not bad. One out of, what is it, 5 now? 20%. Though I did like the idea of running over an endangered bird with his lawn mower. That’ll get you a lap dance on Ole Sparky.

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  18. Unruly Refugee

    February 28th, 2013

    I thought I might have seen him with his truck backed up to a sand trap, oh well.

    He would get less time if he robbed a florist.

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  19. The Doktor

    February 28th, 2013

    Screw the charge. WTF kind of a name is “Shaquina”? Is it a bathroom cleaning product, a type of Cavendish banana, a special basketball shot, or just a new term for a Welfare cheat?

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  20. Anonymous

    February 28th, 2013

    Jail would be an upgrade from Motel 6…..

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  21. MNHawk

    February 28th, 2013

    Anyone remember the glory days of WLS, Chicago? Animal Stories? Uncle Lar and Little Tommy?

    I feel like Little Tommy actually winning a shiny new dime because I GOT IT RIGHT FOR ONCE!!!

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  22. Ladygnawgnaw

    February 28th, 2013

    Don’t fuck with Florida, eh?
    One day on the way to the 7-11 I saw an old black guy dumping gasoline into the storm sewer. Uh-oh I thought, that’s a big no-no. By the time I was leaving said 7-11 the cops (who were no where around that I could see) had him handcuffed. (I live in FL)
    Balloons?!

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