Home - by BigFurHat - February 27, 2013 - 19:30 America/New_York - 22 Comments
Dan Ryan Galt
February 27th, 2013
Is not voting for Obama like a good Obama-bot droid a choice?
Now wait just a friggin minute! My Bro-inlaw is facing a lousy 4th degree felony for allegingly messin with my sister!!! Who’s runnin that fish market in Florida??? It’s starin to STINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mary Jane Anklestraps
Oh that is f’ed up retarded. Why dont they just
Give the poor guy the chair? Tahell is wrong w florida lately?
Birdie Num Num
The EPA .
The American Schutzstaffel.
i have heard
Black on a Saturday night.
Can we get a list of illegal party supplies? Kthnx
Oh give me a fricken break!
looks retarded too
I want to see the expression on the guy he shares a cell with.
You did what?
What did you do?
Are they going to arrest all the little kids in Florida as well? Especially at Disney World!
He mugged an old lady in the subway. FFS! Or he graduated from Bed Stuey High School with Honors and was shot by police while trying.to help an old lady with her pocketbook at knife point.
there is a warrant for me
I lived in Naples in the late 70′s and released two doz. balloons at my sisters wedding. I guess I’m a wanted man.
Practicing meteorology without a license. It is a deadly crime.
Unless he was smoking crack while going 95 in a school zone when releasing the balloons, the trooper should be arrested.
Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk
Were they animal shaped balloons? Because if so, that is a sentencing enhancement.
F.D.R. in Hell
He stole a bag of Skillits
and told the arresting Officer,
“Fo’ shizzle my nizzle!”
Ain’t that right, Eleanor?
Eleanor in Hell
You’ve been talking to that Trayvon punk again,
haven’t you, Franklin?
Stranded in Sonoma
I got one right! I got one right!
Not bad. One out of, what is it, 5 now? 20%. Though I did like the idea of running over an endangered bird with his lawn mower. That’ll get you a lap dance on Ole Sparky.
February 28th, 2013
I thought I might have seen him with his truck backed up to a sand trap, oh well.
He would get less time if he robbed a florist.
Screw the charge. WTF kind of a name is “Shaquina”? Is it a bathroom cleaning product, a type of Cavendish banana, a special basketball shot, or just a new term for a Welfare cheat?
Jail would be an upgrade from Motel 6…..
Anyone remember the glory days of WLS, Chicago? Animal Stories? Uncle Lar and Little Tommy?
I feel like Little Tommy actually winning a shiny new dime because I GOT IT RIGHT FOR ONCE!!!
Don’t fuck with Florida, eh?
One day on the way to the 7-11 I saw an old black guy dumping gasoline into the storm sewer. Uh-oh I thought, that’s a big no-no. By the time I was leaving said 7-11 the cops (who were no where around that I could see) had him handcuffed. (I live in FL)
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