Home - by BigFurHat - February 27, 2013 - 18:32 America/New_York - 15 Comments
They are cats confined to a human’s body.
Personally, I think I’m a hammock trapped in a human’s body.
February 27th, 2013
The trendsetter, Manhattan cat lady Jocelyn Wildenstein:
Mary Jane Anklestraps
Padded hospital rooms and drugs. STAT.
If one gets loose, set it on fire.
I’m a mushroom trapped in a humans body. I’m always kept in the dark and fed bull shit.
Hey fur, A Banana Hammock or a regular one?
Care to take a nap?
LGBT-PP (Pussy Poser)
They are neutered.
And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs coming out of the mouth of the dragon, out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet. – Revelation 16:13
Any letter in the alphabet attached to this confused segment of our society is nothing more than an unclean spirit that has been allowed to take residence within the human body. Nothing more and nothing less.
This is what we get for leaving our first love, casting out God instead of casting out Satan.
Bacon cheeseburger here, trapped between two lettuce leaves.
Homosexual columnist Dan Savage is a first-class A-hole, but he did come up with *one* valid insight in his life. He was discussing “transpecies” types — furries, plushies, and other people who eroticize animals — and blamed the phenomenon on AIDS. His reasoning was that when the panic about the disease was at its peak (ca 1986-96), a whole generation of adolescents became terrified that they’d die from sexual contact.
The especially sensitive ones regressed to pre-sexual, “innocent” childhood, where they associated petting and sensual touch with the family dog or cat. At the time when their sexual imprints were being formed, they identified with animals — especially the cute, furry ones of kiddie books and cartoons — and like other fetishists, never got over the kink.
I M Simpleton
I’m a disabled person trapped in a working body, when can I quit my job and start collecting SSI?
They are all misfits….
February 28th, 2013
<<<<—– Not me, I just play one on the internet.
I missed this yesterday, so I tottered over to BCF, then to the site in question and found this gem of a statement:
“Reality does not exist outside of the subjective.”
Which explains pretty much everything about this person. First, that there is a symptom of being cloistered in the pursuit of education beyond utility. Second, there’s a whole lot of reality that exists strictly in the neutral plane, like I dunno..the rest of the world. Third, the person in question is too young to have been hit by the furry/AIDS fetish weirdness.
The writer mentions going out into the wild sans the life-benefiting effects of civilization to be freeeeee or something. I give them 72 hours.
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