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  1. samminusa

    February 27th, 2013

    The airbrush machine is now resting in a shallow grave………….BARF ALERT!

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  2. Bayouwulf

    February 27th, 2013

    Yeah, it’s something I learned in the military. Only I don’t think she has one.

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  3. bitterclinger

    February 27th, 2013

    You’re never too old for orthodontics, Mooch.

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  4. Diann

    February 27th, 2013

    Yes. Wanna know the sign for “airbrush?”

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  5. kono

    February 27th, 2013

    “Everthing we do must be for our children”….ya…like hiring Kevin Jennings to be safe school czar? Don’t make me puke Mrs. Obama!

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  6. hanoverfist

    February 27th, 2013

    I see shes wearing Barrys Pearl Necklace.

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  7. Serious Putty

    February 27th, 2013

    Some kind of Klingon mating signal?

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  8. Mr. Pinko

    February 27th, 2013

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  9. Adrienne

    February 27th, 2013

    Illuminati…

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  10. Anonymous

    February 27th, 2013

    “Everything we do must be for our childeren.”

    This gem was added by the cynics, correct ?
    If not, is she referring to herself and Urkel stealing silverware and valuables from the WH while they can?

    Wonder whose human body they ‘shopped in under that beastly head?

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  11. Steaming Pyle

    February 27th, 2013

    Is it just me, or is she making a ‘spade’ symbol?

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  12. grayscape

    February 27th, 2013

    “I pretend I have one of these…..for the children.”

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  13. Stirrin the BS

    February 27th, 2013

    Seriously? She’s on the cover of Readers Digest next? When will this nightmare end?

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  14. CrustyB

    February 27th, 2013

    “Everything we do must be for our children.” -Michelle Obama, Readers Digest

    “This cynical ploy is designed to intimidate a group of physicians and force them to drop their lawsuit seeking to have the so-called partial-birth abortion ban ruled unconstitutional.” -Michelle Obama, 2004 fundraising letter.

    The woman is a pig.

    http://www.jillstanek.com/2008/05/michelle-obamas-partial-birth-abortion-fundraising-letter/

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  15. Tracy

    February 27th, 2013

    Gary Oldman’s Brahm Stoker’s Dracula-Do

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  16. Mr.Pinko

    February 27th, 2013

    Her favorite artist must be Georgia O’Keeffe

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  17. CrustyB

    February 27th, 2013

    Plus, she’s got manboobs.

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  18. Hawaiian

    February 27th, 2013

    That’s the sign for “Another slice of pie, please.”

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  19. Callmelennie

    February 27th, 2013

    Stirrin’

    It never ends; I hear her recent midnight run to Burger King is going to be featured in next month’s “Digester’s Reader”

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  20. Goldenfoxx

    February 27th, 2013

    That cover picture on Reader’s Digest is one of the reasons they filed for bankruptcy. They don’t realize that people will not buy anything who they believe are stealing from them. Reader’s Digest should just close up shop.

    http://www.sfgate.com/business/bloomberg/article/Reader-s-Digest-Files-Bankruptcy-to-Cut-465-4309543.php

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  21. Hawaiian

    February 27th, 2013

    Her mug looks like my kids when they stuff the rind from a slice of an orange in their mouths and then smile.

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  22. Hawaiian

    February 27th, 2013

    “Digester’s Reader”

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  23. Jimmy

    February 27th, 2013

    I believe she’s making the international, astronomical sign for Uranus.

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  24. Stranded in Sonoma

    February 27th, 2013

    Michelle Obama’s Family Values — page 118

    How to re-shingle your roof — page 118.000000001

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  25. Amos Moses

    February 27th, 2013

    She be sayin’ “yu wanna see my cookie” in da sign language…why?

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  26. Stranded in Sonoma

    February 27th, 2013

    @Jimmy — That was similar to my first guess, too! I thought she was making the sign for “We’re dumping this country down the shitter.”

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  27. Dadof3

    February 27th, 2013

    New World Order/Illuminati/Satan’s sign?

    Something like that.

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  28. McFartus Spontaneous

    February 27th, 2013

    The last time I saw teeth like that was when I went to Universal Studios CA., after “Bruce” the jaws shark puppet ride was opened.

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  29. McFartus Spontaneous

    February 27th, 2013

    Even my dog looked away, hope he doesn’t bite me!

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  30. Kenny Sullivan

    February 27th, 2013

    Bearded wookies? ssshhhhuuuudddddeeerrr…..

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  31. Salve

    February 27th, 2013

    Greetings!

    My contribution: THAT’S ABOUT THE SIZE OF IT!

    Salve

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  32. Kenny Sullivan

    February 27th, 2013

    Like the cover says: “NOOK?”

    and the answer is “NO!”

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  33. Cruisin Cat

    February 27th, 2013

    Goldenfoxx,
    RD probably got a federal grant to keep them afloat in exchange for “letting the wookie win”.

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  34. McFartus Spontaneous

    February 27th, 2013

    Hey Mr Pinko, Is that the new Jodi Arias sandwich I’ve been reading about? Looks about right. HA

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  35. Unneutral

    February 27th, 2013

    I believe her ass was born and she grew around it.

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  36. AbigailAdams

    February 27th, 2013

    It’s the classic modified “steeple”, a woman’s version of the most powerful man’s steeple, conveying to all that he is the person in the room who has the floor, the vote, the power to make the decision; the one you need to persuade. The steeple is the most arrogant and confident of all hand gestures.

    “The Steeple

    So far, we’ve emphasized that gestures come in clusters, like words in a sentence, and that they must be interpreted in the context in which you observe them. Steepling can be an exception to these rules, as it often occurs in isolation. The fingers of one hand lightly press against those of the other hand to form a church steeple and will sometimes rock back and forth like a spider doing push-ups on a mirror.

    We have determined that the Steeple was frequently used in superior-subordinate interaction and that it indicates a confident or self-assured attitude. Superiors often use this gesture position when they give instructions or advice to subordinates and it is particularly common among accountants, lawyers and managers. People who are confident, superior types often use this gesture and, by doing so, signal their confident attitude.

    Those who use this gesture sometimes convert the Steeple into a praying gesture in an attempt to appear God-like. As a general rule, the Steeple should be avoided when you want to be persuasive or win the other person’s confidence, as it can sometimes be read as smugness or arrogance.

    If you want to look as if you are confident and have all the right answers, the Steeple position will do it for you.

    Women tend to use the Lowered Steeple position more often than the Raised Steeple. When the Raised Steeple is taken with the head tilted back, the person takes on an air of smugness or arrogance.”

    link: http://westsidetoastmasters.com/resources/book_of_body_language/chap6.html

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  37. Jerry Manderin

    February 27th, 2013

    What a deplorable HAG.

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  38. Hot cracker with a gun

    February 27th, 2013

    If you wanna follow me into conspiracy world this is the symbol of the unfinished pyramid which also holds the all seeing eye an illuminati symbol or a free mason symbol. If you look around at a lot of political figures, pop muscians, and basically anyone who is a prominent figure in todays society they all seem to make a triangle with their hands in pictures. But that’s just conspiracy who knows if its true or not.

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  39. tennismom2

    February 27th, 2013

    It’s the classic ‘O salute indicating support for socialism. Hitler used it: http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2008/10/the_obama_salutes_creepy_prede.html

    Did the photo editor not know better, or has even ‘Reader’s DIgest’ become linky pinky?

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  40. Anonymous

    February 27th, 2013

    We don’t need cryptic hand gestures for the obamas.
    There are a couple very familiar ones that suit them to a tee.

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  41. Plain Jane

    February 27th, 2013

    Don’t know if it’s my computer, monitor or what, but the font only in _some places_ on this website, is coming out faint and multi-colored. The font is clear and typical on 5 other websites.

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  42. mkultra

    February 27th, 2013

    She’s a satan-worshipping reptilian shape-shifter. This picture shows her as a yeti lizard.

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  43. F.D.R. in Hell

    February 27th, 2013

    Eleanor, you’re familiar with a woman’s “nether region” – what does that diamond symbol mean?

    :evil:

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  44. Eleanor in Hell

    February 27th, 2013

    According to Lucifer, it means, “I’m as big as a hat. Give me your Solidarity salute down there.”

    The hat part, I understand; the salute, not so much.
    :roll:

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  45. Rick

    February 27th, 2013

    The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

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  46. Plain Jane

    February 27th, 2013

    Sorry for asking for help above. The problem is on my end. I just clicked on a website with the same problem.

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  47. Rick

    February 27th, 2013

    I just noticed that she has John Stewart’s hair.

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  48. Anonymous

    February 27th, 2013

    Hey Rick, I hope you pack wirecutters in your tackle box. That and Wookie-Shield.

    And eye bleach.

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  49. Golly G. Willikers

    February 27th, 2013

    I hope my wife doesn’t enjoy the Reader’s Digest subscription too much, or I’ll be in trouble, because I’m cancelling.

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  50. Unruly Refugee

    February 27th, 2013

    That’s how Big Foot Bull Dykes advertise that they are looking for a mate with a square strap-on.

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  51. MemphisRebel

    February 27th, 2013

    Now I understand why she grew those bangs to cover up that Frankenstein noggin.

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  52. Swamprat

    February 27th, 2013

    Looks the same as the Hitler youth brigade symble.

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  53. WhiteFalcon1

    February 27th, 2013

    Yeah…that’s American Sign Language for “I have a big asshole”…which should be premised with his name, but she doesn’t do that…typical!

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  54. Anonymous

    February 27th, 2013

    Thats how big her p hole is.

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  55. John

    February 27th, 2013

    Figures…Readers Digest has filed for bankruptcy protection.

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  56. Proof

    February 27th, 2013

    That’s the universal sign for ‘All your Funyuns are belong to us’.

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  57. copper

    February 27th, 2013

    Isn’t that the Illuminati “all seeing eye”? You can see it on all the one dollar bills.

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  58. Tony R

    February 27th, 2013

    Reader’s Digest? After looking at that ugly mug I won’t be able to digest anything for a week.

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