Home - by BigFurHat - February 27, 2013 - 11:16 America/New_York - 58 Comments
February 27th, 2013
The airbrush machine is now resting in a shallow grave………….BARF ALERT!
Yeah, it’s something I learned in the military. Only I don’t think she has one.
You’re never too old for orthodontics, Mooch.
Yes. Wanna know the sign for “airbrush?”
“Everthing we do must be for our children”….ya…like hiring Kevin Jennings to be safe school czar? Don’t make me puke Mrs. Obama!
I see shes wearing Barrys Pearl Necklace.
Some kind of Klingon mating signal?
“Everything we do must be for our childeren.”
This gem was added by the cynics, correct ?
If not, is she referring to herself and Urkel stealing silverware and valuables from the WH while they can?
Wonder whose human body they ‘shopped in under that beastly head?
Is it just me, or is she making a ‘spade’ symbol?
“I pretend I have one of these…..for the children.”
Stirrin the BS
Seriously? She’s on the cover of Readers Digest next? When will this nightmare end?
“Everything we do must be for our children.” -Michelle Obama, Readers Digest
“This cynical ploy is designed to intimidate a group of physicians and force them to drop their lawsuit seeking to have the so-called partial-birth abortion ban ruled unconstitutional.” -Michelle Obama, 2004 fundraising letter.
The woman is a pig.
Gary Oldman’s Brahm Stoker’s Dracula-Do
Her favorite artist must be Georgia O’Keeffe
Plus, she’s got manboobs.
That’s the sign for “Another slice of pie, please.”
It never ends; I hear her recent midnight run to Burger King is going to be featured in next month’s “Digester’s Reader”
That cover picture on Reader’s Digest is one of the reasons they filed for bankruptcy. They don’t realize that people will not buy anything who they believe are stealing from them. Reader’s Digest should just close up shop.
Her mug looks like my kids when they stuff the rind from a slice of an orange in their mouths and then smile.
I believe she’s making the international, astronomical sign for Uranus.
Stranded in Sonoma
Michelle Obama’s Family Values — page 118
How to re-shingle your roof — page 118.000000001
She be sayin’ “yu wanna see my cookie” in da sign language…why?
@Jimmy — That was similar to my first guess, too! I thought she was making the sign for “We’re dumping this country down the shitter.”
New World Order/Illuminati/Satan’s sign?
Something like that.
The last time I saw teeth like that was when I went to Universal Studios CA., after “Bruce” the jaws shark puppet ride was opened.
Even my dog looked away, hope he doesn’t bite me!
Bearded wookies? ssshhhhuuuudddddeeerrr…..
My contribution: THAT’S ABOUT THE SIZE OF IT!
Like the cover says: “NOOK?”
and the answer is “NO!”
RD probably got a federal grant to keep them afloat in exchange for “letting the wookie win”.
Hey Mr Pinko, Is that the new Jodi Arias sandwich I’ve been reading about? Looks about right. HA
I believe her ass was born and she grew around it.
It’s the classic modified “steeple”, a woman’s version of the most powerful man’s steeple, conveying to all that he is the person in the room who has the floor, the vote, the power to make the decision; the one you need to persuade. The steeple is the most arrogant and confident of all hand gestures.
So far, we’ve emphasized that gestures come in clusters, like words in a sentence, and that they must be interpreted in the context in which you observe them. Steepling can be an exception to these rules, as it often occurs in isolation. The fingers of one hand lightly press against those of the other hand to form a church steeple and will sometimes rock back and forth like a spider doing push-ups on a mirror.
We have determined that the Steeple was frequently used in superior-subordinate interaction and that it indicates a confident or self-assured attitude. Superiors often use this gesture position when they give instructions or advice to subordinates and it is particularly common among accountants, lawyers and managers. People who are confident, superior types often use this gesture and, by doing so, signal their confident attitude.
Those who use this gesture sometimes convert the Steeple into a praying gesture in an attempt to appear God-like. As a general rule, the Steeple should be avoided when you want to be persuasive or win the other person’s confidence, as it can sometimes be read as smugness or arrogance.
If you want to look as if you are confident and have all the right answers, the Steeple position will do it for you.
Women tend to use the Lowered Steeple position more often than the Raised Steeple. When the Raised Steeple is taken with the head tilted back, the person takes on an air of smugness or arrogance.”
What a deplorable HAG.
Hot cracker with a gun
If you wanna follow me into conspiracy world this is the symbol of the unfinished pyramid which also holds the all seeing eye an illuminati symbol or a free mason symbol. If you look around at a lot of political figures, pop muscians, and basically anyone who is a prominent figure in todays society they all seem to make a triangle with their hands in pictures. But that’s just conspiracy who knows if its true or not.
It’s the classic ‘O salute indicating support for socialism. Hitler used it: http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2008/10/the_obama_salutes_creepy_prede.html
Did the photo editor not know better, or has even ‘Reader’s DIgest’ become linky pinky?
We don’t need cryptic hand gestures for the obamas.
There are a couple very familiar ones that suit them to a tee.
Don’t know if it’s my computer, monitor or what, but the font only in _some places_ on this website, is coming out faint and multi-colored. The font is clear and typical on 5 other websites.
She’s a satan-worshipping reptilian shape-shifter. This picture shows her as a yeti lizard.
F.D.R. in Hell
Eleanor, you’re familiar with a woman’s “nether region” – what does that diamond symbol mean?
Eleanor in Hell
According to Lucifer, it means, “I’m as big as a hat. Give me your Solidarity salute down there.”
The hat part, I understand; the salute, not so much.
The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
Sorry for asking for help above. The problem is on my end. I just clicked on a website with the same problem.
I just noticed that she has John Stewart’s hair.
Hey Rick, I hope you pack wirecutters in your tackle box. That and Wookie-Shield.
And eye bleach.
Golly G. Willikers
I hope my wife doesn’t enjoy the Reader’s Digest subscription too much, or I’ll be in trouble, because I’m cancelling.
That’s how Big Foot Bull Dykes advertise that they are looking for a mate with a square strap-on.
Now I understand why she grew those bangs to cover up that Frankenstein noggin.
Looks the same as the Hitler youth brigade symble.
Yeah…that’s American Sign Language for “I have a big asshole”…which should be premised with his name, but she doesn’t do that…typical!
Thats how big her p hole is.
Figures…Readers Digest has filed for bankruptcy protection.
That’s the universal sign for ‘All your Funyuns are belong to us’.
Isn’t that the Illuminati “all seeing eye”? You can see it on all the one dollar bills.
Reader’s Digest? After looking at that ugly mug I won’t be able to digest anything for a week.
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