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Eva Longoria’s Nightclub Flops, Again

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Eva Longoria’s SHe Nightclub located at Crystals in CityCenter in Las Vegas has closed after just seven weeks since its New Years debut, according to Las Vegas Weekly:

“The steakhouse end of the venture, a partnership between Morton’s and actress Eva Longoria, will remain open, and according to the statement released today, the nightclub space upstairs will be repositioned as a special events venue.”

The nightclub’s closure was the second failed business venture for the actress, who served as a co-chair for President Barack Obama’s reelection campaign and inaugural committee, and was a top bundler for the president’s reelection effort. Longoria’s nightclub Eve filed for bankruptcy protection in July 2011.

It appears Longoria may have been spending too much time lobbying the president to eat more Lay’s potato chips and not putting in enough elbow grease on her new project.

http://freebeacon.com/eva-longorias-nightclub-flops-again/

» 21 Comments

  1. Tim

    February 26th, 2013

    Couldn’t happen to a more deserving socialist.

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  2. scr_north

    February 26th, 2013

    I wonder who’s money she used? Maybe she got one of those special Dem Alernative Energy loans you don’t have to pay back. I can just imagine this moron sitting back in a chair, arms crossed and in a huff complaining about those damned conservatives that runined her club by not coming.

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  3. phuck celebrities

    February 26th, 2013

    I have never understood the fascination with these liberals.

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  4. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 26th, 2013

    Never heard of that club. But that is kinda quick to be flopping.LOL Didn’t 0bama at least visit the place while he was in Vegas 100 times this year already? *rolls eyes*

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  5. jim

    February 26th, 2013

    She married outside of her race,..Tainted.

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  6. Tim

    February 26th, 2013

    WTF is that supposed to mean?

    When I was growing up, a “mixed marriage” was when a Protestant married a Jew or Catholic.

    “Tainted.”???

    She’s a socialist piece of shit, regardless of who, or what, she married.

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  7. grayscape

    February 26th, 2013

    It failed because she’s a a dumbshit progressive, not an entreprenuer.

    Same result if she jumped off a building trying to fly. She would fail because she’s a dumbshit progressive, not a bird.

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  8. Poonces

    February 26th, 2013

    Is there anything she’s attempted in life that required her brain and not her face, that has NOT flopped?

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  9. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    February 26th, 2013

    F_ck ELang.

    Re: that Lays promo on the wall–

    I was tempted to try the chicken-and-waffles chips until I noticed the idea was submitted by some A-rab. Sorry. No way. I’ve had A-rab chicken– dry, bony and flavorless. Can’t imagine what an A-rab waffle would taste like.

    I still do not know and don’t care to find out what a “spiracha” is.

    As for garlic toast flavor tater chips, they might be OK, but if I’m in the mood, I’d rather make real garlic toast.

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  10. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 26th, 2013

    If I must, plain Lays potato chips.
    To me, their entire line of chips just taste like salt and … Well, salt. lol.

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  11. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 26th, 2013

    Boobie, sriracha. lol.
    It’s called “Rooster sauce” or ahem, “cock Sauce” in the US. heh. Some kinda hotsauce from Thailand I think.

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  12. Unruly Refugee

    February 26th, 2013

    The only time I ever eat chips is when I use corn tortilla chips to eat my beans & wild rice with venison stew.
    And the shorter the list of ingredients on the bag, the better.

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  13. Anonymous

    February 26th, 2013

    Who would order a steak in a whoreshouse?

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  14. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 26th, 2013

    Have you guys noticed that ever since the gummint (including in Bush years) started “INSISTING” companies use non fat, no sugar, no salt type ingredients in their products, they have turned to tasteless mush? the scent of McDonalds fries could draw people in from miles around. Now? Even THEY don’t talk about how good they are.

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  15. AbigailAdams

    February 26th, 2013

    So this explains why she’s doing commercials again.

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  16. Serious Putty

    February 26th, 2013

    She’s a cute little thing, but I have no interest in anything she might have to say.

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  17. Mark Zist

    February 26th, 2013

    What? No bailout?

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  18. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    February 26th, 2013

    @ Unruly-

    “corn tortilla chips … beans & wild rice with venison stew”

    Damn, brother, that sounds gooooood!

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  19. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    February 26th, 2013

    @MJA-

    Rooster Sauce, eh? I guess I’m going to have to break down and try Thai food sometime before I croak. I like Chinese; I like Indian. I guess it’ll be OK.

    Best tater chips I’ve ever had were HERR’S out of Penna. They’re hard to find in Florida, though. Sometimes I’ll get lucky and Kmart will have them, but only sporadically.

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  20. sablegsd

    February 26th, 2013

    She is even less talented as a businesswoman than she is as an “entertainer.”

    She’s a no talent whore who fucked her way to the bottom of the no talent whore pile. She must have believed all 50,000 of the “yeah, you’re good baby” lines.

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  21. cockman

    February 27th, 2013

    Sriracha is the best. I put it on everything – meat, veg, you name it.

    Founder was a Vietnam refugee who settled in LA and brought his recipe with him. Sells about 20 million bottles a year.

    The chips, however, suck. Not hot, not rooster, not good.

    http://theoatmeal.com/comics/sriracha

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