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I Haven’t Seen Anything This Fake Since Ted Kennedy’s Neck Brace

Home - by - February 26, 2013 - 17:28 America/New_York - 14 Comments

The Sun published this video as real.
Oy.

Among many other “clues” as to why this is fake, here are a few-

-Why does the guy knock on the door? Either someone is in there or they aren’t. He would know, right? From the git-go this is ridiculous.
- You slide the tray to the left without exiting the room. The unnecessary pageantry of walking around the corner with the tray at chest level is not normal behavior.
- He looks at the shut door and immediately thinks this means he is locked out, instead of discovering he was locked out by trying to use the door handle. So anyone that knows the closed door means he’s locked out would not walk around the corner and allow the door to close.
- Who pieced this video together? The Hotel? Bullshit. They would be sued.
- Why wouldn’t the guy knock on a few doors and ask for a towel? Why parade to the lobby?
- Just ask the guys walking by to call the desk or send someone up.
- He never even offers an explanation or apology to the woman in the elevator. Instead, he acts guilty and strange.

» 14 Comments

  1. Left Coast Dan

    February 26th, 2013

    Definitely staged, at least by the guy.

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  2. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 26th, 2013

    Is that Anthony’s Weiner?

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  3. grayscape

    February 26th, 2013

    Totally fake or staged by a pervert exhibitionist progressive. But I repeat myself.

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  4. eternal cracker p

    February 26th, 2013

    The first thing I do when going to a hotel is go barefoot and walk on the filth, mainly because I enjoy TSA treatment that I just experienced at the airport. As the night wears on, room service is mandatory, but eating makes me hot, so all the clothes come off and I sing along with some Nelly. I get tired and want to wipe my naked body all over the DNA filled bedspread and watch some TV, but before that happens, the room service tray needs to exit the room because of the foul odor mixed with my bare ass.

    Dunno why you would think this is fake.

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  5. Unneutral

    February 26th, 2013

    Maybe next time he’ll keep his driver’s license in his butt crack….just in case.

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  6. Debbie

    February 26th, 2013

    Looks like an episode of Mr. Bean.

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  7. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 26th, 2013

    @ Eternal Cracker-

    lol! I’m just imagining the bed bugs in a standoff against his crabs.

    Ok stop imagining it, MJA. Stop it.
    Stop it stop it.

    Ugh.

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  8. MaryfromMarin

    February 26th, 2013

    Weren’t there any curtains he could rip down? Of course, if BFH is right, covering up was the farthest thing from his mind.

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  9. Uncle Dirt

    February 26th, 2013

    If his wiener is as small as his brain, nobody would notice he was naked.

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  10. MaryfromMarin

    February 26th, 2013

    O/T, several places are announcing that Hagel has been confirmed as SOD (how very apt). The final vote was 58 to 41.

    I feel sick now.

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  11. marleenna1959

    February 26th, 2013

    Mr. Bean wannabe.

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  12. Annie

    February 27th, 2013

    Who eats breakfast naked? Yuck.

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  13. Ted Kennedy In Hell

    February 27th, 2013

    Whose neckbrace are you calling fake?

    Do you have any idea how far I had to swim to round that thing up?

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  14. Jerry Manderin

    February 27th, 2013

    The above post was inspired by Eleanor and F.D.R., may their torment increase.

    I’ll stop now.

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