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Man Breaks Into Lingerie Store, Gets Very Freaky
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Cops: 325-pound burglar filmed wearing garments, using sex toys
FEBRUARY 25–An Iowa man who broke into a lingerie store spent two hours inside trying on garments and experimenting with sex toys, cops allege.
Jose Angel Perales, 24, was arrested Friday on burglary and theft charges in connection with the February 17 break-in at Dr. John’s Lingerie Store in Davenport. Perales, seen in
the adjacent mug shot, was released from custody after posting $5000 bond.
According to a court complaint, Perales entered the lingerie store through an unlocked door around 4:10 AM. A police review of store surveillance video revealed that Perales–5’ 11” and 325 pounds–“walked around the store and shopped.”
Then, in what will surely repulse Dr. John’s staffers, Perales walked into the manager’s office, removed his clothes, opened some of the merchandise, and “began to please himself anally on the manager’s desk and futon/couch.”
MORE http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/gross-lingerie-store-burglary-674512
Anonymous
February 26th, 2013
Can’t imagine this fat freak blending in in Iowa
grayscape
February 26th, 2013
Until progressives are banned this kind of crazy shit will keep happening.
Czar of Defenestration
February 26th, 2013
LIQUIDATION SALE:
Gently used, lightly stretched
ALL 50% OFF *N*O*W*!!!
McFartus Spontaneous
February 26th, 2013
Thats the same store that Maddow gets his loveable plastics.. Dont forget to wash Ms Maddow
McFartus Spontaneous
February 26th, 2013
Exit only means exactly that proggie
hanoverfist
February 26th, 2013
“Dont forget to wash Ms Maddow”
Not even with GOLD
Kel Varnsen
February 26th, 2013
Wasn’t it W.C.Fields that said he didn’t like wetbacks because they were illegal, immoral, and fattening?
Plain Jane
February 26th, 2013
A lingerie store named “Dr. John’s?” Pa-leeze!
An unlocked door at 4:10 a.m.? Pa-leeze!
Sounds like Dr. John wanted some free publicity directed to specialized clientele.
Unneutral
February 26th, 2013
I think your office needs a complete make-over.
Poonces
February 26th, 2013
Hopefully he’ll get to go to the Big House of pleasure for a while.
Amos Moses
February 26th, 2013
Where’s this guys forehead??? Is he trying the Mooose obamama look and growing nappy bangs?
Uncle Dirt
February 26th, 2013
“began to please himself anally on the manager’s desk and futon/couch.” I assume that means he went face down on the desk??
FreeMan & Sarah at the State of the SEIU
February 26th, 2013
How else could this guy get laid?
Tony R
February 26th, 2013
Just doing the jobs Americans won’t do.
MNHawk
February 27th, 2013
“A lingerie store named “Dr. John’s?” Pa-leeze!”
He was in the right place…but it must have been the wrong time!