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Cops: 325-pound burglar filmed wearing garments, using sex toys

FEBRUARY 25–An Iowa man who broke into a lingerie store spent two hours inside trying on garments and experimenting with sex toys, cops allege.

Jose Angel Perales, 24, was arrested Friday on burglary and theft charges in connection with the February 17 break-in at Dr. John’s Lingerie Store in Davenport. Perales, seen in

 

the adjacent mug shot, was released from custody after posting $5000 bond.

According to a court complaint, Perales entered the lingerie store through an unlocked door around 4:10 AM. A police review of store surveillance video revealed that Perales–5’ 11” and 325 pounds–“walked around the store and shopped.”

Then, in what will surely repulse Dr. John’s staffers, Perales walked into the manager’s office, removed his clothes, opened some of the merchandise, and “began to please himself anally on the manager’s desk and futon/couch.”

MORE  http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/gross-lingerie-store-burglary-674512

» 15 Comments

  1. Anonymous

    February 26th, 2013

    Can’t imagine this fat freak blending in in Iowa

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  2. grayscape

    February 26th, 2013

    Until progressives are banned this kind of crazy shit will keep happening.

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  3. Czar of Defenestration

    February 26th, 2013

    LIQUIDATION SALE:
    Gently used, lightly stretched
    ALL 50% OFF *N*O*W*!!!

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  4. McFartus Spontaneous

    February 26th, 2013

    Thats the same store that Maddow gets his loveable plastics.. Dont forget to wash Ms Maddow

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  5. McFartus Spontaneous

    February 26th, 2013

    Exit only means exactly that proggie

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  6. hanoverfist

    February 26th, 2013

    “Dont forget to wash Ms Maddow”

    Not even with GOLD

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  7. Kel Varnsen

    February 26th, 2013

    Wasn’t it W.C.Fields that said he didn’t like wetbacks because they were illegal, immoral, and fattening?

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  8. Plain Jane

    February 26th, 2013

    A lingerie store named “Dr. John’s?” Pa-leeze!

    An unlocked door at 4:10 a.m.? Pa-leeze!

    Sounds like Dr. John wanted some free publicity directed to specialized clientele.

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  9. Unneutral

    February 26th, 2013

    I think your office needs a complete make-over.

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  10. Poonces

    February 26th, 2013

    Hopefully he’ll get to go to the Big House of pleasure for a while.

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  11. Amos Moses

    February 26th, 2013

    Where’s this guys forehead??? Is he trying the Mooose obamama look and growing nappy bangs?

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  12. Uncle Dirt

    February 26th, 2013

    “began to please himself anally on the manager’s desk and futon/couch.” I assume that means he went face down on the desk??

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  13. FreeMan & Sarah at the State of the SEIU

    February 26th, 2013

    How else could this guy get laid?

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  14. Tony R

    February 26th, 2013

    Just doing the jobs Americans won’t do.

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  15. MNHawk

    February 27th, 2013

    “A lingerie store named “Dr. John’s?” Pa-leeze!”

    He was in the right place…but it must have been the wrong time!

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