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Dr. Oz to Governors: Have More Sex!
CARDIGAN TO DR. OZ: THEY’RE SCREWING THE PUBLIC ENOUGH ALREADY!
[HOW THE HELL ARE YOU A "DOCTOR?"]
Celebrity doctor Mehmet Oz had some surprising advice for governors assembled at the National Governors Association meeting this morning: “[One of your spouses] asked what was the single most important thing to do for longevity, that was easy, and I said, ‘Without question, it’s more sexual activity. . . .’”
He explained, “The average American is intimate once a week. If we could go from once a week to twice a week — which is very achievable for this highly performing group of individuals — we would actually increase our life expectancy by three years and have a lot more fun.” Dr. Oz’s plan for state-level reform: “That’s your goal when you go home — to go from once to twice a week should be very, very sustainable.”
Anonymous
February 26th, 2013
Sen Menendez: “Amen Doc. That’s what my intent was. Ask my doctor friend!”
thirdtwin
February 26th, 2013
If the Guvs want to live longer, they should stop listening to some Turkish quack and just get some good old-fashioned exercise, like maybe hiking the Appalachian Trail…oh, wait…that’s probably not the best example for this crew.
Unneutral
February 26th, 2013
Won’t living longer interfer with Obamacare?
thirdtwin
February 26th, 2013
Unneutral, that would only be a problem if they were actually forced to participate in Obamacare like the rest of us.
A
February 26th, 2013
“[One of your spouses] asked what was
Why does this doctor have more than one spouse?
Aunt Liz
February 26th, 2013
GAAH! This guy is a total quack! He jumps from fad to fad. Figures he’s another Oprah protege.
99th Squad Leader
February 26th, 2013
Would not watch Dr. Oz on a bet. He’s witch doctor advise and cures are weird.