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Dr. Oz to Governors: Have More Sex!

Home - by - February 26, 2013 - 11:45 America/New_York - 7 Comments

CARDIGAN TO DR. OZ:  THEY’RE SCREWING THE PUBLIC ENOUGH ALREADY!
[HOW THE HELL ARE YOU A "DOCTOR?"]

NRO http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/341489/dr-oz-governors-have-more-sex-nathaniel-botwinick?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

Celebrity doctor Mehmet Oz had some surprising advice for governors assembled at the National Governors Association meeting this morning: “[One of your spouses] asked what was the single most important thing to do for longevity, that was easy, and I said, ‘Without question, it’s more sexual activity. . . .’”

He explained, “The average American is intimate once a week. If we could go from once a week to twice a week — which is very achievable for this highly performing group of individuals — we would actually increase our life expectancy by three years and have a lot more fun.” Dr. Oz’s plan for state-level reform: “That’s your goal when you go home — to go from once to twice a week should be very, very sustainable.”

» 7 Comments

  1. Anonymous

    February 26th, 2013

    Sen Menendez: “Amen Doc. That’s what my intent was. Ask my doctor friend!”

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  2. thirdtwin

    February 26th, 2013

    If the Guvs want to live longer, they should stop listening to some Turkish quack and just get some good old-fashioned exercise, like maybe hiking the Appalachian Trail…oh, wait…that’s probably not the best example for this crew.

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  3. Unneutral

    February 26th, 2013

    Won’t living longer interfer with Obamacare?

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  4. thirdtwin

    February 26th, 2013

    Unneutral, that would only be a problem if they were actually forced to participate in Obamacare like the rest of us.

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  5. A

    February 26th, 2013

    “[One of your spouses] asked what was

    Why does this doctor have more than one spouse?

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  6. Aunt Liz

    February 26th, 2013

    GAAH! This guy is a total quack! He jumps from fad to fad. Figures he’s another Oprah protege.

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  7. 99th Squad Leader

    February 26th, 2013

    Would not watch Dr. Oz on a bet. He’s witch doctor advise and cures are weird.

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