Home - by Claudia - February 24, 2013 - 18:30 America/New_York - 10 Comments
One way to improve your security system.
February 24th, 2013
Just get a dachshund, small package, big bark!
Isn’t that a similar tactic already being used by liberals?
Stranded in Sonoma
If I put one of those on my 100 pound Lab, will he sound like the T-Rex from Jurassic Park?
My German Shepherd doesn’t need any amplification. That son of a bitch will split my eardrums and make me jump out of my boots every time he hears a car door shut.
Brilliant idea. As Unneutral said, liberals havebeen using it for years.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
Oh you ain’t kidding about those Dachshunds, Old_Oaks. Mine has a deep loud bark and she’s a 12lb little girl. Sounds just as mean as my big dogs. haha.
I’ll take two!
Does it come in Chihuahua size?
FreeMan & Sarah at the State of the SEIU
Very cool – Hey that gives me an idea.
I have HMI wireless lavalier mics from my touring days and a basement full of PA, not bar room stuff, stadium stuff. If I put a box at each door wired to an amp rack and patch in the receiver our little dogs can be at all doors all the time, and I have effects, like doubling and harmonizers, some delay. I could make it sound like a junk yard in there.
The trouble with a bluff, what happens if someone calls it?
@marleenna1959 — Just have your dog follow the instructions from the University of Colorado and make sure he pees on the intruders. They’ll leave. The administrators at UCCS said so.
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