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Home - by - February 24, 2013 - 18:30 America/New_York - 10 Comments

One way to improve your security system.

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  1. old_oaks

    February 24th, 2013

    Just get a dachshund, small package, big bark!

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  2. Unneutral

    February 24th, 2013

    Isn’t that a similar tactic already being used by liberals?

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  3. Stranded in Sonoma

    February 24th, 2013

    If I put one of those on my 100 pound Lab, will he sound like the T-Rex from Jurassic Park?

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  4. Unruly Refugee

    February 24th, 2013

    My German Shepherd doesn’t need any amplification. That son of a bitch will split my eardrums and make me jump out of my boots every time he hears a car door shut.

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  5. Moe Tom

    February 24th, 2013

    Brilliant idea. As Unneutral said, liberals havebeen using it for years.

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  6. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 24th, 2013

    lolol!!!!

    Oh you ain’t kidding about those Dachshunds, Old_Oaks. Mine has a deep loud bark and she’s a 12lb little girl. Sounds just as mean as my big dogs. haha.

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  7. Bayouwulf

    February 24th, 2013

    I’ll take two!

    Does it come in Chihuahua size?

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  8. FreeMan & Sarah at the State of the SEIU

    February 24th, 2013

    Very cool – Hey that gives me an idea.

    I have HMI wireless lavalier mics from my touring days and a basement full of PA, not bar room stuff, stadium stuff. If I put a box at each door wired to an amp rack and patch in the receiver our little dogs can be at all doors all the time, and I have effects, like doubling and harmonizers, some delay. I could make it sound like a junk yard in there.

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  9. marleenna1959

    February 24th, 2013

    The trouble with a bluff, what happens if someone calls it?

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  10. Stranded in Sonoma

    February 24th, 2013

    @marleenna1959 — Just have your dog follow the instructions from the University of Colorado and make sure he pees on the intruders. They’ll leave. The administrators at UCCS said so.

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