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Home - by - February 24, 2013 - 11:55 America/New_York - 22 Comments

Guy's Produce Selection Looks Like Penis

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  1. Claudia

    February 24th, 2013

    That gave me shivers!

    Guess there is a reason I’m partial to bald men!

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  2. Goldenfoxx

    February 24th, 2013

    He wishes they were that big!

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  3. Moe Tom

    February 24th, 2013

    H/Se’s just trolling for childs.

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  4. Czar of Defenestration

    February 24th, 2013

    Does the beverage holder vibrate?

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  5. Jethro

    February 24th, 2013

    Trolling for women at the supermarket?…
    I think the melons were overkill. Grapefruit would have sufficed.

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  6. MM

    February 24th, 2013

    Dude, you’re a top shelf hoot
    MM

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  7. Moxie Man

    February 24th, 2013

    Could it be this guy?

    Man ejaculated, tossed semen on women at Walmart, cops say.

    http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/free/20130215new-mexico-man-semen-walmart.html .

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  8. RickeyG

    February 24th, 2013

    I hope that’s not in NYC…Bloomberg will fine him for texting while operating a shopping cart!

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  9. sileceal

    February 24th, 2013

    What’s with the weird kid (?!) just behind Mr. Wishful?????

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  10. Chalupa

    February 24th, 2013

    That must be at Hole Foods.

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  11. cfm990

    February 24th, 2013

    You have 3 hrs and 59 min to go. After that, seek medical attention.

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  12. aleon

    February 24th, 2013

    Hey Claudia, that man isn’t bald, that’s a solar panel for a sex machine.

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  13. Anonymous

    February 24th, 2013

    Anthony Wiener hasn’t repented. He’s taking that pic to troll for vegan chicks with big libidos.

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  14. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 24th, 2013

    sileceal-

    I noticed that, too. Looks like the head is on that woman’s tote bag. lol

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  15. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 24th, 2013

    “that’s a solar panel for a sex machine.”

    ROTFLMAO!!!

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  16. Moxie Man

    February 24th, 2013

    WTF is that spooky little Chuckie next to the cart? I didn’t see him/it earlier. Is this another “gorilla walking thru the basketball court?”

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  17. Tim

    February 24th, 2013

    Kid looks like a freakin zombie!

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  18. Scissorman

    February 24th, 2013

    I warned him not to keep playing with his vegetables…..

    http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/xtc/scissorman.html .

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  19. Soledad Rabinowitz

    February 24th, 2013

    I could do such a great story on this – how the rest of the nation is copying this douchebag while doing their weekly shopping.

    Hey Bill O’Reilly – call me – I used to be Irish!!

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  20. Anonymous

    February 24th, 2013

    A high powered sex machine was the way I’ve always heard it. I think the guy is only wishful thinking.

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  21. Jerry Manderin

    February 25th, 2013

    This blog is so out of control.

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  22. Anonymous

    February 25th, 2013

    “hung like zucchini”

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