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  1. Edith McCrotch

    February 23rd, 2013

    It looks like Chris has a feevah.

    I wonder what could be the cure?

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  2. KF

    February 23rd, 2013

    I don’t think Walken did the female equivalent of Sean Penn, just sayin’

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  3. JustK

    February 23rd, 2013

    Cowbells LOL!

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  4. Jethro

    February 23rd, 2013

    Is that lipstick?

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  5. Corona

    February 23rd, 2013

    Lipstick? Really?
    (posted 2 seconds after Jethro)

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  6. Poor guy

    February 23rd, 2013

    He has that horrible disease called old age.

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  7. caroleigh

    February 23rd, 2013

    who are these people?????

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  8. Billy Fuster

    February 23rd, 2013

    Quick – - someone pound a stake in his heart.

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  9. Chief

    February 23rd, 2013

    Man, the biggest bitch of old age is the eyes that look like a pair of gang-banged v-jays

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  10. Chief

    February 23rd, 2013

    Well, that and the worthless as a skin tag dong.

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  11. Chief

    February 23rd, 2013

    Not that I’m experiencing either, mind you, ladies.

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  12. thirdtwin

    February 23rd, 2013

    Maybe by the the Scarlet is a cougar, our culture will have produced a metrosexual cadre to service all of the Scarlets in their dotage.

    Or maybe biology will continue to assert the plain truth that most women just don’t give a shit after a certain point, and this sort of thing is just the image-oriented musing of callow youth.

    It’s still spooky, though.

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  13. Hanoverfist

    February 23rd, 2013

    Dont use the hair dryer on HOT HIGH next time.

    If there IS a next time.

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  14. Cruisin Cat

    February 23rd, 2013

    Jeez, Chris, still smoking the ganja at YOUR age?

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  15. bitterclinger

    February 23rd, 2013

    You’re a funneh bastid, Fur.

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  16. Unruly Refugee

    February 23rd, 2013

    All you did is put lipstick on him? lol!
    He looks like he’s been snorting poison ivy.
    I still like some of that bastard’s older movies.

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  17. Alpha Maser

    February 23rd, 2013

    These boots were made for Walken. And that’s what they’re gonna do. They’re gonna Walken all over you you you you…. Oye Weh!

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  18. Stirrin the B.S.

    February 23rd, 2013

    It would help if he would change the wearwolf hair style, and stop coloring it too.

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  19. MaryfromMarin

    February 23rd, 2013

    Is it just my imagination, or does the photo of young Walken resemble Lindsey Graham?

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  20. beachmom

    February 24th, 2013

    One’s just as odd looking as the other.

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  21. LadyGun12

    February 24th, 2013

    Geez, did somebody mace him?

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  22. Mz BallBreaker

    February 26th, 2013

    Looks like “Plugs” Biden’s older brother…. hair implants always look like plugs of bermuda stuck in bare turf….if he has corrective (read that as cosmetic) surgery, his navel will suddenly appear on his chin….and his cheeks will be swapped out for the other pair that rode along with his belly button….but he will look MAHVELLOUS….

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