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Home - by - February 23, 2013 - 12:12 America/New_York - 9 Comments

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  1. yourfavoriteunkle

    February 23rd, 2013

    Sounds like toofpaste for protards to me. I buy my toofpaste at the supermarket, not some faggy whole foods market.

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  2. thelittlebrother

    February 23rd, 2013

    “some faggy whole foods market.”
    I’m not gay.
    I buy food supplies from Whole Foods Market.
    I’m not a protard.
    I support LOCAL produce, commodities MADE IN THE USA & ALL the Amendments of the Constitution.
    Research it yourself.
    There is very little in the ‘supermarkets’ that isn’t loaded w/ genetically modified grains, corn syrup, & all means of chemical poisons.

    http://www.naturalnews.com/033784_GMO_animal_feed.html

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  3. Plain Jane

    February 23rd, 2013

    I heard the CEO of Whole Foods on a conservative talk show last night. He’s a capitalist and by his talk, obviously doesn’t favor big government. I have a new and improved opinion of Whole Foods.

    About toothpaste – I’ve been trying to figure out why, even though I can be dead tired, I perk up as soon as I brush my teeth before bed. Last night it dawned on me that it’s the mint in the toothpaste. Mint stimulates the mind.

    There are no whole foods near me, but if I can find this toothpaste, I will try it. This commercial might be a confirmation of my epiphany.

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  4. norman einstein

    February 23rd, 2013

    At ten bucks a tube, they can keep it.

    As a former ‘ad man’ a hundred things come to mind.
    - ya gotta have a gimmick
    - there’s a sucker born every minute

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  5. BigFurHat

    February 23rd, 2013

    What if it does replace enamel?
    It might be worth the ten bucks.

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  6. norman einstein

    February 23rd, 2013

    Like I said, I’m a skeptic. Everybody from Crest, to Colgate to Sensodyne has claimed to produce a product that strengthens enamel.

    But I find it weird, that most of this inventor’s work seems to have concentrated on caffeine and its effects.
    http://www.biomedexperts.com/Profile.bme/998382/Tetsuo_Nakamoto

    However, as somebody who has enhanced the lifestyles of a few dentists over the years, I would really like for this to be true.

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  7. MaryfromMarin

    February 23rd, 2013

    I think bacon-flavored toothpaste is in order. Could strengthen anti-jihad efforts.

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  8. Hoot Gibson

    February 23rd, 2013

    I gonna run down and get me some of this right now. I like the idea. Think I’ll get a couple boxes of Oreo cookies too. I’ll scrape off the white filling between the cookies and fill it with my old peppermint tooth paste so it won’t go to waste. When the prog kids come around next holloween, I’ll have a nifty surprise for them.

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  9. Anonymous

    February 24th, 2013

    Mary from Marin – “I think bacon-flavored toothpaste is in order. Could strengthen anti-jihad efforts.”

    hee, hee, hee – good one

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