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Bloods Gang Member Found With 100 Bags Of Heroin Hidden In His Anus (Which Appears To Be A New Record)

Home - by - February 23, 2013 - 11:00 America/New_York - 30 Comments

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Meet Rasoul Speight.

The Bloods gang member is facing a narcotics charge after New Jersey cops yesterday discovered a whopping 100 bags of heroin hidden in his anus.

Speight, 32, was driving on the Palisades Interstate Parkway when his 2005 Mitsubishi Lancer was pulled over during a routine traffic stop. When cops detected the smell of marijuana they asked for–and received–permission to search the car.

While investigators found “nothing of evidentiary value” inside the vehicle, Speight and passenger Gary Sylak, 25, were both arrested due to outstanding traffic warrants, according to cops.

MORE    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/heroin-hidden-in-butt-561324

» 30 Comments

  1. Hotlanta Mike

    February 23rd, 2013

    Gives the term “crack cocaine” a whole new meaning…

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  2. thirdtwin

    February 23rd, 2013

    100 bags of smack up his ass and he’s driving a 2005 Mitsubishi? Must have been his work car.

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  3. McFartus Spontaneous

    February 23rd, 2013

    Chipotle anyone?

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  4. OpenTheDoor

    February 23rd, 2013

    He was just doing his best Eddie Murphy imitation.

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  5. Reaganite Republican

    February 23rd, 2013

    After that 1st year in prison he’ll be able to do 200+ no problem

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  6. Ted Nougat

    February 23rd, 2013

    All made possible by a previous incarceration?

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  7. Maudie N Mandeville

    February 23rd, 2013

    After hearing that Rasoul (rhymes with asshole) takes it up the bummer and with weed, President Obama has invited him to a um, ‘beer summit’.

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  8. Doc

    February 23rd, 2013

    So they finally caught the notorious BIG ASS JACKSON!

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  9. Anonymous

    February 23rd, 2013

    Imagine how many bags the preezy’s anus could handle
    (h/t to Reggie’s hard work)

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  10. Ricky

    February 23rd, 2013

    wonder what his prison nick-name is going to be?
    trapper keeper
    Samsonite
    Ziploc

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  11. Poonces

    February 23rd, 2013

    They should have broken them open in his ass and then corked it up.

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  12. Moxie Man

    February 23rd, 2013

    From a sidebar at TSG.

    Inmate Had Condom Stuffed With 30 Items Crammed Up His Anus.

    * 17 round blue pills marked “54/199”
    * 1 cigarette
    * 6 matches
    * 1 flint
    * 1 empty syringe with eraser over needle
    * 1 lip balm container
    * 1 condom
    * 1 CVS receipt
    * 1 paper coupon

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/sarasota/cops-inmate-had-condom-stuffed-30-items-crammed-his-anus .

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  13. Unneutral

    February 23rd, 2013

    Must be a big assed sum’bitch.

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  14. DaveVA

    February 23rd, 2013

    Bless his heart, call Guinness

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  15. serfer62

    February 23rd, 2013

    And the winner of The Holders People Anus Award goes to…

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  16. John

    February 23rd, 2013

    Obviously a Butthole Surfers fan.

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  17. norman einstein

    February 23rd, 2013

    A hundred bags and they were only worth $1,000 and double that upstate?
    Boy, how’s a boy supposed to make a living anymore?

    That’s hardly worth blowing out his O-ring.
    And as RR said, it’s gonna get a workout.

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  18. Anonymous

    February 23rd, 2013

    “While Speight, seen above, was being processed at police headquarters, he “was found to be in possession of 100 bags of heroin which were concealed in his anus and undetectable at the scene.” ”

    “He was found to be” ?? Probably because he couldn’t walk across the room.

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  19. Jerry Manderin

    February 23rd, 2013

    I bet Obama could hide 500 bags of heroin in his.

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  20. reddecaesari

    February 23rd, 2013

    right now, one of his customers is throwing up.

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  21. Dano

    February 23rd, 2013

    What a fucking LOSER! MLK would be proud.

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  22. Callmelennie

    February 23rd, 2013

    ‘Ol Rasoul would have made one hell of a Prophet on that transaction; if he hadn’t been busted of course

    (Key to joke: In Arabic, “Al Rasoul” means “The Prophet”, ie. Mohammed)

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  23. Major Mal function

    February 23rd, 2013

    That’s some good shit!

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  24. Poonces

    February 23rd, 2013

    Maybe he was trying to make black tar heroin…

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  25. Chieftain

    February 23rd, 2013

    Someone saw too many reruns of “Papillon”….

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  26. Tim

    February 23rd, 2013

    I thought it was the “White Devils” who were flooding the streets of our great country with drugs in order to Keep the Black Man Down!

    Was I misinformed?

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  27. sablegsd

    February 23rd, 2013

    How many horses have been fucking him in the ass to the point that 100 bags of heroin are unnoticeable?

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  28. sablegsd

    February 23rd, 2013

    “MLK would be proud.”

    He wasn’t what you think he was.

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  29. tv online

    February 23rd, 2013

    good

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  30. B. Hussein Obama

    February 24th, 2013

    Damn! I could prolly fit my whole head in there!

    Well, exceptin my ears …

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