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Bloods Gang Member Found With 100 Bags Of Heroin Hidden In His Anus (Which Appears To Be A New Record)
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Meet Rasoul Speight.
The Bloods gang member is facing a narcotics charge after New Jersey cops yesterday discovered a whopping 100 bags of heroin hidden in his anus.
Speight, 32, was driving on the Palisades Interstate Parkway when his 2005 Mitsubishi Lancer was pulled over during a routine traffic stop. When cops detected the smell of marijuana they asked for–and received–permission to search the car.
While investigators found “nothing of evidentiary value” inside the vehicle, Speight and passenger Gary Sylak, 25, were both arrested due to outstanding traffic warrants, according to cops.
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Hotlanta Mike
February 23rd, 2013
Gives the term “crack cocaine” a whole new meaning…
thirdtwin
February 23rd, 2013
100 bags of smack up his ass and he’s driving a 2005 Mitsubishi? Must have been his work car.
McFartus Spontaneous
February 23rd, 2013
Chipotle anyone?
OpenTheDoor
February 23rd, 2013
He was just doing his best Eddie Murphy imitation.
Reaganite Republican
February 23rd, 2013
After that 1st year in prison he’ll be able to do 200+ no problem
Ted Nougat
February 23rd, 2013
All made possible by a previous incarceration?
Maudie N Mandeville
February 23rd, 2013
After hearing that Rasoul (rhymes with asshole) takes it up the bummer and with weed, President Obama has invited him to a um, ‘beer summit’.
Doc
February 23rd, 2013
So they finally caught the notorious BIG ASS JACKSON!
Anonymous
February 23rd, 2013
Imagine how many bags the preezy’s anus could handle
(h/t to Reggie’s hard work)
Ricky
February 23rd, 2013
wonder what his prison nick-name is going to be?
trapper keeper
Samsonite
Ziploc
Poonces
February 23rd, 2013
They should have broken them open in his ass and then corked it up.
Moxie Man
February 23rd, 2013
From a sidebar at TSG.
Inmate Had Condom Stuffed With 30 Items Crammed Up His Anus.
* 17 round blue pills marked “54/199”
* 1 cigarette
* 6 matches
* 1 flint
* 1 empty syringe with eraser over needle
* 1 lip balm container
* 1 condom
* 1 CVS receipt
* 1 paper coupon
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/sarasota/cops-inmate-had-condom-stuffed-30-items-crammed-his-anus .
Unneutral
February 23rd, 2013
Must be a big assed sum’bitch.
DaveVA
February 23rd, 2013
Bless his heart, call Guinness
serfer62
February 23rd, 2013
And the winner of The Holders People Anus Award goes to…
John
February 23rd, 2013
Obviously a Butthole Surfers fan.
norman einstein
February 23rd, 2013
A hundred bags and they were only worth $1,000 and double that upstate?
Boy, how’s a boy supposed to make a living anymore?
That’s hardly worth blowing out his O-ring.
And as RR said, it’s gonna get a workout.
Anonymous
February 23rd, 2013
“While Speight, seen above, was being processed at police headquarters, he “was found to be in possession of 100 bags of heroin which were concealed in his anus and undetectable at the scene.” ”
“He was found to be” ?? Probably because he couldn’t walk across the room.
Jerry Manderin
February 23rd, 2013
I bet Obama could hide 500 bags of heroin in his.
reddecaesari
February 23rd, 2013
right now, one of his customers is throwing up.
Dano
February 23rd, 2013
What a fucking LOSER! MLK would be proud.
Callmelennie
February 23rd, 2013
‘Ol Rasoul would have made one hell of a Prophet on that transaction; if he hadn’t been busted of course
(Key to joke: In Arabic, “Al Rasoul” means “The Prophet”, ie. Mohammed)
Major Mal function
February 23rd, 2013
That’s some good shit!
Poonces
February 23rd, 2013
Maybe he was trying to make black tar heroin…
Chieftain
February 23rd, 2013
Someone saw too many reruns of “Papillon”….
Tim
February 23rd, 2013
I thought it was the “White Devils” who were flooding the streets of our great country with drugs in order to Keep the Black Man Down!
Was I misinformed?
sablegsd
February 23rd, 2013
How many horses have been fucking him in the ass to the point that 100 bags of heroin are unnoticeable?
sablegsd
February 23rd, 2013
“MLK would be proud.”
He wasn’t what you think he was.
tv online
February 23rd, 2013
good
B. Hussein Obama
February 24th, 2013
Damn! I could prolly fit my whole head in there!
Well, exceptin my ears …