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 SJP will eat your soul

Via Little Black Blog    http://littleblackblog.net/2013/02/21/sjp-will-eat-your-soul/

 

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» 35 Comments

  1. KF

    February 22nd, 2013

    Seriously, did someone ‘shop that cover? It’s scary

    Night Mare, neigh I say day mare

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  2. Ten-Ten

    February 22nd, 2013

    Another famous Horse-Faced libtard.

    Even better though….

    Some have suggested that SJP’s face resembles a foot. Does anyone

    have the chops to photo-shop a foot-to-face conversion?

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  3. Ten-Ten

    February 22nd, 2013

    Oh…and the obvious “Harper’s Bizzare”

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  4. Unruly Refugee

    February 22nd, 2013

    The eyes show she has no soul.

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  5. Libra

    February 22nd, 2013

    Just heard from Mr. Ed…says put the feed bag on her snout and he’ll hit it.

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  6. RWF

    February 22nd, 2013

    WTH? That aint attractive.

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  7. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 22nd, 2013

    Photo Shopped off her hips, I see. Either that or they’ve been racing her too much.

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  8. Buck Ofama

    February 22nd, 2013

    HORSE FACE!!!!!!

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  9. Stranded in Sonoma

    February 22nd, 2013

    It’s because this is the Chinese version of the maggotzine. This has been done to Eva Longoria and Demi Moore. Sell the lie.

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  10. Shim Sham Wow

    February 22nd, 2013

    I read it as “SJP will eat your stool”

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  11. Unneutral

    February 22nd, 2013

    Just like when it comes to what’s right, I have a different opinion about what is nice looking when it comes to liberals.

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  12. FreeMan & Sarah at the State of the SEIU

    February 22nd, 2013

    She has never impressed me with her Barbra Streisand daughter face. Hell, because of sex in the city I’ve seen her naked more than Matt has.

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  13. Chuck O

    February 22nd, 2013

    That’s hot, a hot mess that is.

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  14. KF

    February 22nd, 2013

    That face belongs on the new sharia Barbie

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  15. Major Mal function

    February 22nd, 2013

    She has never impressed me with her Barbra Streisand daughter face.

    And I know who’s her daddy.

    http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/The_Corbomite_Maneuver_%28episode%29?file=Balok_first.jpg

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  16. norman einstein

    February 22nd, 2013

    Clothes horse.

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  17. Hanoverfist

    February 22nd, 2013

    “Bizzare”

    Damn you Ten-Ten!!!!!

    ;-)

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  18. Hanoverfist

    February 22nd, 2013

    Loved her as the ship commander in E.T.

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  19. thirdtwin

    February 22nd, 2013

    SJP will eat your soul…unless you eat the ravioli first.

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  20. StrangernFiction

    February 22nd, 2013

    yikes

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  21. Sicktoy

    February 22nd, 2013

    Anyone else see a resemblance to that egg laying monster in Alien?

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  22. Dan Ryan Galt

    February 22nd, 2013

    Now you have just plain scared me.

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  23. Ohio Dan

    February 22nd, 2013

    I didn’t know John Kerry dressed in drag.

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  24. Stranded in Sonoma

    February 22nd, 2013

    @Ohio Dan — I didn’t know he didn’t.

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  25. Melody

    February 23rd, 2013

    Even with photo shop, SJP is still a horse face if I ever did see one!

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  26. Jerry Manderin

    February 23rd, 2013

    Tranny Jessica Parker.

    HIDEOUS!

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  27. conservative cowgirl

    February 23rd, 2013

    That horse looks like it has behavioral problems and this bit might help alleviate them:

    http://www.valleyvet.com/group_images/14809_A.jpg

    What a face.

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  28. bubba

    February 23rd, 2013

    damn, bubba didn’t need to start his day like that.

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  29. tucsondon

    February 23rd, 2013

    That’s scary WITH make up, air brushing and Photoshopping. Imagine, if you will (in a Rod Serling voice), what that looks like without it.

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  30. Anonymous

    February 23rd, 2013

    every morning at the broderick household must be like the horsehead scene right out of the godfather!

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  31. Corona

    February 23rd, 2013

    I’ve never seen a concave face before. This can’t be photoshopped, otherwise they would’ve used the Skew tool. They obviously didn’t.

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  32. the aardvark

    February 23rd, 2013

    Does anyone else feel sorry for Matthew Broderick or does anyone really care? I don’t! Why can’t these people just go away and leave us the Hell alone. I don’t give a big rats patootie about any and almost all celebutards.

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  33. the aardvark

    February 23rd, 2013

    SJP is really a succubus, a demon in female form from the looks of this picture.

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  34. Mz BallBreaker

    February 26th, 2013

    Someone should photoshop a blended merge between this mare and HRH Princess Royal Anne. Double horseshoes x 4.

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  35. Mz BallBreaker

    February 26th, 2013

    Matthew Broderick and O prolly shack up and bump the nasties…..not a problem with SJP.

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