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Home - by - February 22, 2013 - 17:15 America/New_York - 29 Comments

Michelle Obama’s Mirror

 

“This is my midlife crisis, the bangs. I couldn’t get a sports car. They won’t let me bungee jump. So instead I cut my bangs here.”

Screenshot Studio capture #950

That’s probably a good place to cut bangs.

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» 29 Comments

  1. Chalupa

    February 22nd, 2013

    What is the lifespan of a sasquatch, anyway?

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  2. IronyCurtain

    February 22nd, 2013

    There ain’t a bungee cord on planet earth that could flex back from holding that ass.

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  3. KF

    February 22nd, 2013

    That’s gang signs

    South side squatches gonna pop a cap in yo ass

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  4. IronyCurtain

    February 22nd, 2013

    Was she anywhere near the hair while it was being cut?

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  5. KF

    February 22nd, 2013

    OMG Finger guns !!1!!eleventy!!!!!

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  6. Maudie N Mandeville

    February 22nd, 2013

    Lookin’ more like ‘whitey’ every week. If only that genetic butt were so easy to clip.

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  7. Meshuggahboy

    February 22nd, 2013

    Stupider-looking every day.

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  8. Jerry Manderin

    February 22nd, 2013

    Everything about this broad is fake.

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  9. Stranded in Sonoma

    February 22nd, 2013

    I wish those fingers would go bang!

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  10. Jethro

    February 22nd, 2013

    Hey Whitey – I hate you so much I want to look just like you….

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  11. kvn

    February 22nd, 2013

    Her Hair? Maybe she actually paid for it so she owns it. But I doubt she would buy her own wig, er, I mean, hair.

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  12. Chief

    February 22nd, 2013

    My little sister gave herself the same fucked-up ‘do with a pair of Mom’s pilfered pinking shears when she was three or four.

    She looked WAYYYYYY better after, though.

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  13. Doc

    February 22nd, 2013

    “Now you too can have this look if you buy my… ‘MO’S NO MO NAPPY’ avialable at all Wal-Mart SuperStores and most liquor stores and head shops.”

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  14. chief

    February 22nd, 2013

    That is one sexy-ass underbite she’s sporting. That jaw could crack coconuts!

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  15. Ohio Dan

    February 22nd, 2013

    She’s pointing her fingers like a couple guns. Quick suspend her and bar her from the Whitehouse.

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  16. Sadie Sue

    February 22nd, 2013

    The bangs are crooked and 8 inches too short.

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  17. Aunt Liz

    February 22nd, 2013

    Sadie Sue beat me to it. Who the F**k cut those bangs?? Were they DRUNK?!!

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  18. Billy Fuster

    February 22nd, 2013

     
  19. Jerry Manderin

    February 22nd, 2013

    Off topic. You guys are SO funny! And when a progtard troll rears their ugly and damned soul you guys flatten ‘em to suicide!

    Divine intervention led me to this site.

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  20. Saxindacity

    February 22nd, 2013

    B-I-C-H

    (yo mammy!)

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  21. Noelegy

    February 22nd, 2013

    Multiple appearances within a few days. Different shape, texture, color of hair. Choppy bangs, square hair, helmet head…and people still really believe this is her own hair? There is a wig room in the White House.

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  22. Nash Montana

    February 22nd, 2013

    WHAT midlife crisis! Too many vacations? Too much junk food? Not enough celebrities to entertain? Sheesh, that “woman” (using the term lightly) has THE best life in our whole darn country. She has not a worry in the world.

    Goes to show, money can’t buy you happiness. The moving on up took her out of the ghetto, but you can’t take the ghetto out of her.

    What a low class p.o.s.

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  23. Nash Montana

    February 22nd, 2013

    And yeah. It’s a frikken wig! All of this over a frikken wig. Gross.

    On the bright side, we don’t have to look at her hairy ape forehead anymore.

    On the down side…, try NOT to imagine what it looks like under that wig.

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  24. norman einstein

    February 22nd, 2013

    I’m no expert on hair, but that looks like TWO separate wigs.
    The front isn’t even the same color as the puffy part at the back. It’s darker.

    Like Rush said, it’s downright insulting that they think we are that dumb.
    And it’s outrageous that Moose’s wighat/”hair” gets so much attention. I wish she’d just shut her pie-hole.
    Talk about rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.

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  25. Jethro

    February 22nd, 2013

    I wonder if she bought hers here?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0aes_36hgI
    Go to the 2:10 mark to see what Mooch probably looks like without it…

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  26. Stranded in Sonoma

    February 22nd, 2013

    @Billy Fuster — I got to that one on the 17th.

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  27. Chuck O

    February 22nd, 2013

    Just let your soul glo. Just let it shine through. Feeling oh so silky smooooooth.

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  28. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 22nd, 2013

     
  29. Tim

    February 23rd, 2013

    Why did it have to cut bangs into its wig?

    I thought you could buy them with or without.

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