Michelle Obama’s Mirror
“This is my midlife crisis, the bangs. I couldn’t get a sports car. They won’t let me bungee jump. So instead I cut my bangs here.”
That’s probably a good place to cut bangs.
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Chalupa
February 22nd, 2013
What is the lifespan of a sasquatch, anyway?
IronyCurtain
February 22nd, 2013
There ain’t a bungee cord on planet earth that could flex back from holding that ass.
KF
February 22nd, 2013
That’s gang signs
South side squatches gonna pop a cap in yo ass
IronyCurtain
February 22nd, 2013
Was she anywhere near the hair while it was being cut?
KF
February 22nd, 2013
OMG Finger guns !!1!!eleventy!!!!!
Maudie N Mandeville
February 22nd, 2013
Lookin’ more like ‘whitey’ every week. If only that genetic butt were so easy to clip.
Meshuggahboy
February 22nd, 2013
Stupider-looking every day.
Jerry Manderin
February 22nd, 2013
Everything about this broad is fake.
Stranded in Sonoma
February 22nd, 2013
I wish those fingers would go bang!
Jethro
February 22nd, 2013
Hey Whitey – I hate you so much I want to look just like you….
kvn
February 22nd, 2013
Her Hair? Maybe she actually paid for it so she owns it. But I doubt she would buy her own wig, er, I mean, hair.
Chief
February 22nd, 2013
My little sister gave herself the same fucked-up ‘do with a pair of Mom’s pilfered pinking shears when she was three or four.
She looked WAYYYYYY better after, though.
Doc
February 22nd, 2013
“Now you too can have this look if you buy my… ‘MO’S NO MO NAPPY’ avialable at all Wal-Mart SuperStores and most liquor stores and head shops.”
chief
February 22nd, 2013
That is one sexy-ass underbite she’s sporting. That jaw could crack coconuts!
Ohio Dan
February 22nd, 2013
She’s pointing her fingers like a couple guns. Quick suspend her and bar her from the Whitehouse.
Sadie Sue
February 22nd, 2013
The bangs are crooked and 8 inches too short.
Aunt Liz
February 22nd, 2013
Sadie Sue beat me to it. Who the F**k cut those bangs?? Were they DRUNK?!!
Billy Fuster
February 22nd, 2013
Didn’t she co-star in Planet Of The Apes?
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.jsrpages.co.uk/pics2/2hclpa.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.jsrpages.co.uk/2fhcy.htm&h=768&w=1024&sz=77&tbnid=1MnWJjOE5unWgM:&tbnh=102&tbnw=136&zoom=1&usg=__vpVybTFjzBgyESQLipwwaJYdRJE=&docid=MGBP-GCX_ETiSM&hl=en&sa=X&ei=SBIoUeKWIui0igLDloCoDQ&ved=0CKcBEP4dMA4
Jerry Manderin
February 22nd, 2013
Off topic. You guys are SO funny! And when a progtard troll rears their ugly and damned soul you guys flatten ‘em to suicide!
Divine intervention led me to this site.
Saxindacity
February 22nd, 2013
B-I-C-H
(yo mammy!)
Noelegy
February 22nd, 2013
Multiple appearances within a few days. Different shape, texture, color of hair. Choppy bangs, square hair, helmet head…and people still really believe this is her own hair? There is a wig room in the White House.
Nash Montana
February 22nd, 2013
WHAT midlife crisis! Too many vacations? Too much junk food? Not enough celebrities to entertain? Sheesh, that “woman” (using the term lightly) has THE best life in our whole darn country. She has not a worry in the world.
Goes to show, money can’t buy you happiness. The moving on up took her out of the ghetto, but you can’t take the ghetto out of her.
What a low class p.o.s.
Nash Montana
February 22nd, 2013
And yeah. It’s a frikken wig! All of this over a frikken wig. Gross.
On the bright side, we don’t have to look at her hairy ape forehead anymore.
On the down side…, try NOT to imagine what it looks like under that wig.
norman einstein
February 22nd, 2013
I’m no expert on hair, but that looks like TWO separate wigs.
The front isn’t even the same color as the puffy part at the back. It’s darker.
Like Rush said, it’s downright insulting that they think we are that dumb.
And it’s outrageous that Moose’s wighat/”hair” gets so much attention. I wish she’d just shut her pie-hole.
Talk about rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.
Jethro
February 22nd, 2013
I wonder if she bought hers here?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0aes_36hgI
Go to the 2:10 mark to see what Mooch probably looks like without it…
Stranded in Sonoma
February 22nd, 2013
@Billy Fuster — I got to that one on the 17th.
Chuck O
February 22nd, 2013
Just let your soul glo. Just let it shine through. Feeling oh so silky smooooooth.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
February 22nd, 2013
http://img07.taobaocdn.com/bao/uploaded/i7/T1lsyYXotoXXc6rX30_033903.jpg
Tim
February 23rd, 2013
Why did it have to cut bangs into its wig?
I thought you could buy them with or without.