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Kira Davis had that tough task and came up with a great question that ended up making Obama’s answer newsworthy. (reported here)

Kira made President Obama claim his administration is the “most transparent in history”, despite lengthy record of failed reform and increased secrecy.

Kira made the great effort and it paid off – Obama on record lying.

I ask iOTWers, what question do you think would catch Obama off-guard or get him in a gotcha moment?
Don’t take the lazy, easy way out – We all know he lies, not worthy of a question, we’ll never get the truth anyway, etc… – that’s not the point. I’m looking for the ultimate question that would put Obama in a corner.

Heck – best clever question gets a “Breitbart Is Here” t-shirt.

» 225 Comments

  1. grayscape

    February 21st, 2013

    How much did the devil pay for your soul?

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  2. Joe

    February 21st, 2013

    Mr. President, do you believe the things you say are truthful?

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  3. Alpha Maser

    February 21st, 2013

    Why are you a commie?

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  4. Hanoverfist

    February 21st, 2013

    Why?

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  5. grayscape

    February 21st, 2013

    Does Reggie swallow?

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  6. grayscape

    February 21st, 2013

    Do you ever get tired of the voices in your head?

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  7. grayscape

    February 21st, 2013

    Have you ever heard the story of a guy named Judas Iscariot?

    Thumb up +5

     
  8. citizenjane

    February 21st, 2013

    Who’s your daddy? (Seriously submitted).

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  9. Moe Tom

    February 21st, 2013

    Mr. President. We know you took an early flight from DC to Las Vagas for a fund raiser on September 12, 2012 But where were you during the battle of Benghazi the evening before. September 11, 2012? The battle raged for seven hours. Four Americans, including your Ambassador, were murdered. Where were you during this battle?

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +55

     
  10. OzarksAbe

    February 21st, 2013

    When did you stop beating Reggie Love?

    Thumb up +8

     
  11. Alxandro

    February 21st, 2013

    Mr. President, if guns kill people, why do YOU take credit for killing Osama Bin Laden??

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +37

     
  12. citizenjane

    February 21st, 2013

    Mr. President,

    Would you greet the public without a full detail of well-armed agents?
    If not, why?

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  13. Dano

    February 21st, 2013

    Mr. Obama, how does it feel to be the first AFFIRMATIVE ACTION President in history?

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +31

     
  14. JMac

    February 21st, 2013

    Do you believe the 8th Commandment, and if so; why don’t you obey it?

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  15. citizenjane

    February 21st, 2013

    Mr. President,

    What’s the scar on the back of your head all about?

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  16. Claudia

    February 21st, 2013

    Mr. President, have you no shame?

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +13

     
  17. citizenjane

    February 21st, 2013

    Mr. Soetoro,

    Are you a legitimate American citizen?

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +14

     
  18. FreeMan & Sarah at the State of the SEIU

    February 21st, 2013

    Do you really think you will win?

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  19. Jethro

    February 21st, 2013

    Mr. Soto…I mean Mr. Obama,
    I understand you give Alice Palmer credit for launching your political career.
    Obummer: Well yes, she was a dedicated public servant….yada yada….I owe my political career to her…
    So, why did you stab her in the back politically in 1996 by illegally invalidating her petition to be added to the State Senate ballot?

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  20. citizenjane

    February 21st, 2013

    Mr. President,

    How does it feel to be a puppet of the Illuminati?

    Will you be going to Bohemian Grove this summer?

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  21. FreeMan & Sarah at the State of the SEIU

    February 21st, 2013

    What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and forfeit his soul?

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  22. Edith McCrotch

    February 21st, 2013

    Did you wash Tiger’s balls or did he “self clean” them?

    Thumb up +9

     
  23. anon

    February 21st, 2013

    Just as Lance Armstrong’s fraudulent story eventually crumbled and the truth was revealed, how long do you think it will be before your walls of protection come down and we find out the details of your past that you’ve paid to hide?

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  24. citizenjane

    February 21st, 2013

    Mr. President,

    Do you know the meaning of transparent?

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  25. Edith McCrotch

    February 21st, 2013

    Who Are You?

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +26

     
  26. citizenjane

    February 21st, 2013

    Mr. President.

    Why did you, “early” in your career, lead us to believe you were born in Kenya?

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +26

     
  27. Unruly Refugee

    February 21st, 2013

    Mr. B. Hussein 0, if your job required you to tell the truth, how would you support your family?

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +14

     
  28. Hanoverfist

    February 21st, 2013

    Boy Shorts or Thong.

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +11

     
  29. Jane

    February 21st, 2013

    Does your religion accept homosexuality?

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +21

     
  30. Johnny Freedom

    February 21st, 2013

    Hussein, have you ever been to a donkey show?

    Thumb up +5

     
  31. Edith McCrotch

    February 21st, 2013

    Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman?

    Thumb up +7

     
  32. citizenjane

    February 21st, 2013

    Mr. President.

    Were you considered a CIA asset in your college years?

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  33. Anonymous

    February 21st, 2013

    If we agree in the belief that Hitler was pure evil, do you think that HE knew he was?

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  34. Hanoverfist

    February 21st, 2013

    @Johnny Freedom

    Hussein, have you ever been IN a donkey show?
    And if so how is your ASS?

    FTFY ;-)

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  35. Name Redacted™

    February 21st, 2013

    What is on your college transcripts that you don’t want the public to see?

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  36. Brian Williams NBC

    February 21st, 2013

    Mr. President. Did you enjoy your game with Tiger?
    Would you call it the most thrilling game of your life?….Sir?

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  37. Jane

    February 21st, 2013

    Does your behavior rely on Taqiyya for absolution in your religion?

    Thumb up +7

     
  38. LyleLovett666

    February 21st, 2013

    Why are your college transcripts and medical records sealed?

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +25

     
  39. Name Redacted™

    February 21st, 2013

    Do you believe in God?

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +14

     
  40. Jane

    February 21st, 2013

    Was Malcolm X your daddy?

    Thumb up +8

     
  41. Jethro

    February 21st, 2013

    Name Redacted – 100 +’s

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  42. citizenjane

    February 21st, 2013

    Mr. President,

    Did you think choosing Joe Biden as your vice president would make YOU look really smart?

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  43. Brian Williams NBC

    February 21st, 2013

    Mr. President: Would you accept my invitation to a private viewing of my daughter in her act? I will always be indepted to you if you accept. It would really boost her career, and mine. Even yours…Sir.

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  44. Jane

    February 21st, 2013

    Do you have cloven hooves?

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  45. Unruly Refugee

    February 21st, 2013

    Mr. Asshole, if Bush had screwed up America as bad as you obviously have, would you call for him to be impeached?

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +19

     
  46. Jane

    February 21st, 2013

    Is your real name Bari M. Shabazz?

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +14

     
  47. Jerry Manderin

    February 21st, 2013

    Mr. President,

    Jerry Manderin, Pinko News Service. You rightly claim that that there is a lack of leadership in Washington. And the American people would strongly be in agreement with you on that conclusion sir.

    Why is it then, whether it be sequestration, immigration, the debt ceiling debate, Obamacare, Benghazi, gun control, etc, that you consistently farm out responsibility to others in your party and/or let Congress do all the heavy lifting while you are unaccounted for during these important debates?

    Could it be because that the reason there is failed leadership in Washington is because you purposely choose not to lead Mr. President?

    Screw you Carney and let him answer!!!

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  48. Jane

    February 21st, 2013

    Do you take anti-seizure meds?

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  49. citizenjane

    February 21st, 2013

    Mr. President,

    You, obviously, don’t believe in our constitution.

    Why would you want to rule in a republic, such as

    ours, that cherishes this document?

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  50. Slippery

    February 21st, 2013

    Mr.President, did you write and submit a thesis while in college? What was that thesis titled?

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +14

     
  51. yourfavoriteunkle

    February 21st, 2013

    When your spending time away from the White House and your obligation to the nation playing golf with some of the most rich and powerful, atheletes, business magnates and the rest of the 1% you despise so much … what do you talk to them about?

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  52. Navigator

    February 21st, 2013

    Mr. President, on the issue of manmade climate change, there is no concensus. But we do have geological and anthropological evidence that it has been warmer in the past. You would like to tackle this issue through cost control measures. In order to fairly offset carbon dioxide emissions, we must determine its value by using “math.” Do you know how much warming is attributed to 10 ppm CO2?

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  53. Jane

    February 21st, 2013

    How many states in the United States?
    A. 50
    B. 59
    C. 57
    D. It doesn’t really matter.

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  54. LyleLovett666

    February 21st, 2013

    Under which part of the constitution do you find the right to execute US citizens without due process?

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +22

     
  55. Unruly Refugee

    February 21st, 2013

    Is the reward for the capture of a live Big Foot too small for you to consider?

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +12

     
  56. Tony R

    February 21st, 2013

    When did you stop beating the constitution?

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +10

     
  57. citizenjane

    February 21st, 2013

    Mr. President,

    Why do you lie so much?

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  58. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 21st, 2013

    Why did you study The Constitution in college?
    Is it because you felt you should know your enemy?

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  59. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 21st, 2013

    Where did you get the money for college?
    Did you go on a scholarship?
    If so, who gave you the scholarship?
    If not, did you have a job?
    If so, where did you work?

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  60. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 21st, 2013

    Mr. President,
    How many fingers am I holding up?

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +16

     
  61. Jane

    February 21st, 2013

    If your girls didn’t have Secret Service protection, would you give them whistles for protection against predators?

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +26

     
  62. Edith McCrotch

    February 21st, 2013

    Mr. Obama…Is it true that if we hit the tip jar at the iOTW blogsite that the owner would rid the site of pop-up ads that slow the website to a crawl?

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  63. Jane

    February 21st, 2013

    Did you ever buy that house in Hawaii where you will retire? (or is that two questions?)

    Thumb up +7

     
  64. Jane

    February 21st, 2013

    Do you bathe regularly?

    Thumb up +8

     
  65. dude

    February 21st, 2013

    Are you the spawn of the devil?

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  66. citizenjane

    February 21st, 2013

    Mr. President,

    Why did you supply guns to the Mexican Cartel, but

    insist on taking guns from your own law abiding

    citizens?

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +41

     
  67. John B

    February 21st, 2013

    Are these economic and social results intended by you, or do you truly believe your policies are in America’s best interests?

    Thumb up +6

     
  68. F.D.R. in Hell

    February 21st, 2013

    “Aren’t you paper-trained yet? Because you sure as Hell are shitting all over the Constitution.”

    :evil:

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  69. citizenjane

    February 21st, 2013

    Mr. President,

    Good to be King, no?

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  70. Eleanor in Hell

    February 21st, 2013

    Franklin had a Crimson Trace question, but I told him these were not supposed to be humorous. ;-)

    Thumb up +7

     
  71. Jane

    February 21st, 2013

    When you play “Tic-Tac-Toe”, do you choose X or O first?

    Thumb up +4

     
  72. Jane

    February 21st, 2013

    Emperor, Has anyone told you, you have no clothes?

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  73. Moe Tom.

    February 21st, 2013

    Mr. Presidwent. According to testimony before Congress,by Panetta,Brennan, and Clinton. You had a 20 to 30 minute briefing in the early morning of September 11,2012 regarding Benghazi.For the next seven or eight hours you never checked back with either three of your secretaries. Why Sir? Did you just lose interest? Or were you just too busy? If so what were busy at?

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  74. citizenjane

    February 21st, 2013

    Mr. President,

    Why does the IRS need shotguns?

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +23

     
  75. Unruly Refugee

    February 21st, 2013

    Have you chosen the pallbearers for your funeral, and why are women not allowed at a male moslem’s funeral?

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +10

     
  76. Unneutral

    February 21st, 2013

    If you lived in a country that allowed the people the greatest amount of freedom in the world would you want that freedom diminished simply because the president of that country wanted more power??

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  77. citizenjane

    February 21st, 2013

    Mr. President,

    Why in the hell were Beyonce and Jay Z admitted

    into the “situation room?”

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +17

     
  78. Jane

    February 21st, 2013

    If you had a son, who would he really look like?

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +11

     
  79. Geoff C. The Saltine

    February 21st, 2013

    Mr. President. From day one you have said that you would have the most transparent administration ever, but the facts are you have directed all of your Cabinet Heads and all of the people in your administration to not talk to the press (Unless directed by you) deny them (the press) access to the people that can answer questions that we the people want answers about; when will you honor your words and become the most transparent President you claim to be and take questions from us and answer our questions truthfully and fully?

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  80. Jane

    February 21st, 2013

    Are you man or beast?

    Thumb up +4

     
  81. TexMark

    February 21st, 2013

    What are your plans after you die, Mr President?

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +11

     
  82. shakazulu

    February 21st, 2013

    Who killed Andrew Breitbart?

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +49

     
  83. Jane

    February 21st, 2013

    Who was President of the the United States when you were born?
    A. Kennedy
    B. Eisenhower
    C. Kenyatta
    D. It doesn’t really matter

    Thumb up +9

     
  84. Name Redacted™

    February 21st, 2013

    Of all the things that have gone wrong in America over the last 4 years, which ones do you accept responsibility for?

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +21

     
  85. citizenjane

    February 21st, 2013

    Mr. President,

    If you had to choose between George Washington and

    Karl Marx as your best friend, who would you

    choose?

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  86. sumdumguy

    February 21st, 2013

    Mr. President…
    W.T.F.!!!!????

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  87. Red 5

    February 21st, 2013

    Mr Pres, why did the Russians hold you and Senator Lugar over for 5 hrs when you and he visited there when you was a Jr Senator.
    Was it because of passport problems or did it have something to do with the telling Medev to wait untill after the 2nd election so you will have more flexibility?

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  88. sumdumguy

    February 21st, 2013

    Are you now or have you ever been a member of the communist party?

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +18

     
  89. Jane

    February 21st, 2013

    Do you prefer chocolate or vanilla?

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  90. AbigailAdams

    February 21st, 2013

    “You say you have the most transparent administration in the history of the U.S. You also said that only those who have something to hide would lie.

    Would you mind answering questions with the aid of voice stress lie detection and polygraph and to have the results studied and announced by recognized experts in these technologies?”

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  91. Moe Tom.

    February 21st, 2013

    POTUS to Gay Carney soto voce. Who is that mudderfugger?
    Carney. He’s with that Mandarin fella from Pinko News, Sir. Pay them no heed Sir. Call on Brian again.
    POTUS. F*k no. I’m on his ass.
    POTUS. Yo Just who you with?
    Moe Tom. I’m with Pinko News Sir.
    POTUS. Not a legitimate News Agency.
    Moe Tom. Not yet Sir but it’s a legitimate question. Why did you not show any intere…
    POTUS. Remove that imposter, Agent……
    Moe Tom. Get your fuggin hans off mee you fu…..
    Mandarin. Yeah, lighten up. It’s legitime…….
    Moe Tom. Oh shi……
    Mandarin. For fook sa…..scuffle…fade out?
    Brian Williams. Mr.President I apologize for the conduct of these imposters…..Lights out. Swat team crashing throught door.Press room evacuated.

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  92. Jane

    February 21st, 2013

    Mr. _resident,
    Is the sun shining?

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  93. Debbie

    February 21st, 2013

    Mr. ”President”…
    A) Bangs
    B) No Bangs
    C) I didn’t notice

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  94. Jane

    February 21st, 2013

    Last weekend how many holes did Tiger spot you?

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  95. Jane

    February 21st, 2013

    Is it okay to say, “Bang, Bang” when we’re talking to you, Mr. _resident?

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  96. whosebone

    February 21st, 2013

    Would you be willing to test your DNA with that of Frank Marshall Davis?

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  97. Jane

    February 21st, 2013

    When you were sworn in for the 2nd time, twice, in private, did you swear to uphold the Constitution of the United States, with your hand on a Koran or a Bible?

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  98. Jane

    February 21st, 2013

    Do lips that touch liquor ever touch yours?

    Thumb up +5

     
  99. Jane

    February 21st, 2013

    Do you believe in Karma?

    Thumb up +7

     
  100. Dadof3

    February 21st, 2013

    Would you please fetch me a sample of Pluto’s soil? I’ll wait.

    Thumb up +9

     
  101. Jerry Manderin

    February 21st, 2013

    @Moe Tom. You made my week!

    LOL!!!

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  102. Jane

    February 21st, 2013

    Do good guys finish last?

    Thumb up +4

     
  103. Mudbug

    February 21st, 2013

    Alfred E. President – one quick question: How many mulligans did you take playing with Tiger? Secondly, you DO know “muligan” is the British word for cheating, right?

    Never mind….

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  104. IOpian

    February 21st, 2013

    Why are you afraid of FoxNews ?

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +19

     
  105. Jane

    February 22nd, 2013

    Are you afraid of the dark?

    Thumb up +4

     
  106. Lori Ann

    February 22nd, 2013

    Why do you think you are king when you are actually our servant? Oh, and why do you think your life is more valuable than ours? Oh and just one more question, why do you hate the United States of America, the constitution, and the military that protect you and your family? Do you laugh about us at night?

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  107. Jane

    February 22nd, 2013

    Do you think “Battle of Benghazi” will resonate next election cycle?

    Thumb up +8

     
  108. Jane

    February 22nd, 2013

    Do you know that we are born alone and we die alone?

    Thumb up +8

     
  109. My2Cents

    February 22nd, 2013

    I have two questions:
    1. Who is the father of the girls you call your children?
    2. Why don’t you believe in hell?

    Thumb up +9

     
  110. Moe Tom.

    February 22nd, 2013

    Thanks Jerry. Sometimes I feel like Walter Mitty and go a little apeshit.

    Thumb up +4

     
  111. Alxandro

    February 22nd, 2013

    Yo B, is Moochelle gas considered a form of alternative energy?

    Thumb up +4

     
  112. Alxandro

    February 22nd, 2013

    Mr President, can LifeLock protect me from YOU?

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  113. scribble

    February 22nd, 2013

    In what way will the United States differ from the Soviet Union when you are done transforming it?

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +11

     
  114. Splitting Hairs

    February 22nd, 2013

    Communist or Fascist?

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +10

     
  115. Ted Nougat

    February 22nd, 2013

    Mr. President,

    What, exactly, do you believe is fundamentally wrong with the United States of America that requires you to fundamentally transform it?

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  116. smmtheory

    February 22nd, 2013

    I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire six shots or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

    I know… shamelessly stolen from a somewhat apropos movie… but i couldn’t resist

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  117. Troy

    February 22nd, 2013

    pResident O, who is a bigger dipshit:
    Your flakey blithering idiot of a VP or the dumb androgynous bitches you surround yourself with?

    Thumb up +9

     
  118. norman einstein

    February 22nd, 2013

    Mr. President, what exactly was your relationship with Frank Marshall Davis, and was it that or your abandonment by your mother that caused your mental and emotional disorders?

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  119. Anonymous

    February 22nd, 2013

    What is it about you attracts so many flies?

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +29

     
  120. Lori Ann

    February 22nd, 2013

    Mr. President,
    When you said “But I also believe that a lot of gun owners would agree that AK 47s belong in the hands of soldiers, not in the hands of criminals, who do you think the criminals are? Do you think they are the law abiding, second amendment loving, constitution protecting Americans? Or are they, as I believe most gun owners would agree, the people you choose to fill your cabinet positions?

    Thumb up +7

     
  121. Dadof3

    February 22nd, 2013

    Looks like Jane is working out some anger with the POTUS here. :)

    Get to it Girl!

    Thumb up +7

     
  122. Jeffersonian

    February 22nd, 2013

    Mr. Resident.

    Have you ever had an original thought or are you indeed just a tool in the Marxist plot to destroy the greatest nation in the history of ever?

    Thumb up +6

     
  123. Corona

    February 22nd, 2013

    Is Mulatto a race?

    Thumb up +6

     
  124. Moe Tom.

    February 22nd, 2013

    Mr. President. Who is John Galt?

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +11

     
  125. sablegsd

    February 22nd, 2013

    Do “your” daughters still have clits?

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +11

     
  126. Stranded in Sonoma

    February 22nd, 2013

    Mr. 0bama — Since it has been proven, with many historical examples, that socialism leads to genocide, what leads you to believe that implementing socialism in this country wouldn’t lead to the same bloody consequences? If your answer is that you believe it will be different, for whatever reason, what socialist policies would you institute differently than Mao, Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, Kim, Castro, Chavez, Mugabe, et.al.?

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  127. Old Richard

    February 22nd, 2013

    What the Fuck is wrong with your Stupid Ass

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +12

     
  128. dapenguin

    February 22nd, 2013

    Will you give us back our country after 2016?

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  129. dapenguin

    February 22nd, 2013

    so most liberals are either
    A. Ignorant
    B. Commies
    C. Racists
    D. Closet gays

    Which one are you?

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  130. TheFineReport.com

    February 22nd, 2013

    Barry, have you ever tried filling up the bathtub and holding your head underwater for an hour?

    You should.

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +14

     
  131. Moe Tom.

    February 22nd, 2013

    Objection Mr. Pinko. Unfair questions by Shaazulu and yours truly:
    Our Dear Leader should not be expected to be familar with Andrew Breitbart or John Galt. He’s from Columbio and Haaaavad.
    Questions should be strickened.
    I need a shirt for work.

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  132. Anonymous

    February 22nd, 2013

    Do Sasha and Melia know their dad supports infanticide?

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +43

     
  133. 99th Squad Leader

    February 22nd, 2013

    Why do you keep talking about an imaginary son?

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +11

     
  134. 99th Squad Leader

    February 22nd, 2013

    Do you wear bedroom slippers?

    Thumb up +4

     
  135. 99th Squad Leader

    February 22nd, 2013

    If you did have a son, would you name him Trayvon?

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  136. 99th Squad Leader

    February 22nd, 2013

    When you said, “Spread the wealth around”, does that include you?

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  137. Edith McCrotch

    February 22nd, 2013

    Since you’ve been compared to the late Lyndon B. Johnston, can we call you BJ Lite?

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  138. 99th Squad Leader

    February 22nd, 2013

    When do you plan to, “…preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States” as stated in the Oath of Office?

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  139. Edith McCrotch

    February 22nd, 2013

    If confronted by a home invader that had a weapon and you had to choose between saving Mooschelle OR your kids, who would you choose to save?

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  140. 99th Squad Leader

    February 22nd, 2013

    Who do you admire most, Jesus or Muhammad? Explain why.

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  141. TheFineReport.com

    February 22nd, 2013

    When you say ‘Michelle is around the house,’ do mean she’s ‘in the house,’ or do you literally mean she is around the house?

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  142. Golly G. Willikers

    February 22nd, 2013

    The last news story I read on the subject cited that the Department of Homeland Security has purchased at least 1.6 BILLION rounds of ammunition on behalf of various DOMESTIC federal agencies. That equals more than five rounds per citizen in the U.S. What is all of that ammunition for?

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  143. chundog

    February 22nd, 2013

    After witnessing the huge number of problems that the Affordable Care Act is presently causing the country, do you now think it would have been wiser for Nancy Pelosi, and the rest of Congress, to actually read the bill BEFORE they passed it, instead of after?

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  144. chundog

    February 22nd, 2013

    I have a second one.

    President Obama, Have you ever read the Ayn Rand novel, Atlas Shrugged? You have? Good!

    Although we all know Atlas Shrugged is fictional, do see any similarities between their government and the US government, since you became President?
    And do you think of John Galt’s character as a hero or a seditionist?

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  145. chundog

    February 22nd, 2013

    Do you claim your wife’s ass as a dependent on your income tax, or does it file separately?

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  146. golfmax13

    February 22nd, 2013

    Years from now when you are labeled (and rightfully so) the worst, most dangerous, and least transparent President of the United States will you choose to blame the media, who so generously advanced your every wish and sacrificed their own credibility to heighten yours?

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  147. obfusecatenot

    February 22nd, 2013

    Pete Rose cannot go near baseball for gambling on a game, you sir cannot practice law. You spent years in college to become a lawyer.
    Your chosen career is law, you are a self-proclaimed constitutional law “professor”, why has your license to practice in the profession you trained in been revoked?

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  148. Blacksmith8

    February 22nd, 2013

    Mr. President,

    As it is public knowledge that your ‘wife’ surrendered her law license, I wanted to know, can you produce yours?

    And if not, WHY NOT?

    Isn’t it true, Barry, that you were practicing without a license in Illinois and only after the Federal Lawsuit against Citi was it discovered?

    And isn’t it also true, Mr. Soetoro, that the settlement with Citi was only procured on you promise not to practice anymore?

    And further, Mr. Dunham, can you explain how it is that you NEVER worked as a lawyer since that settlement?

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  149. Blacksmith8

    February 22nd, 2013

    Mr. President,

    When you travelled to PokEEStahn, an interdicted country, exactly what passport did you use?

    And who’s name is on that passport?

    And what country issued that passport?

    What did you have on the Clinton’s that they have yet to out you even though they have a copy of your dossier from the Department of State?

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  150. ronterf

    February 22nd, 2013

    Who is God?

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  151. Doug Wakeman

    February 22nd, 2013

    When it comes to real presidential action – signing or vetoing a bill; implementing a policy; dealing with foreign leaders, do you ever make your own decision or do you get all of your direction from Valerie Jarrett?

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  152. DJR

    February 22nd, 2013

    Is it true that you wake up every morning, roll over and tell you wife “Let’s get up and destroy another part of America today?”

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  153. karl

    February 22nd, 2013

    Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Party?

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  154. Beckwith

    February 22nd, 2013

    A fools errand!

    Do you really expect Obama to respond with a truthful answer?

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  155. wellsy

    February 22nd, 2013

    Why do you use a SS# from a state where you have never lived?

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  156. kathy

    February 22nd, 2013

    Did you know beforehand that Candy Crowley would back you up during the debate?

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  157. anon

    February 22nd, 2013

    Do you still wet your pants when you hear Sarah Palin’s name?

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  158. Dr. Tar

    February 22nd, 2013

    Please explain how markets work?

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  159. Dr. Tar

    February 22nd, 2013

    Please provide your solution to prevent the bankruptcy and collapse of a.) Medicare b.) Social Security c.) ObamaCare?

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  160. Dr. Tar

    February 22nd, 2013

    Why are we borrowing from ourselves to pay for our current levels of spending and how do you propose in the future to fund our government if the Chinese, Russians and Saudi’s will no longer lend us money?

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  161. Dr. Tar

    February 22nd, 2013

    Why is it sir that for every university and employer that I have applied to I have had to give them access to my college transcripts, yet for the highest, most important job in this nation you have not been required to do so?

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  162. Dr. Tar

    February 22nd, 2013

    What is social justice and what is the State’s role in promoting it in this nation?

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  163. Dr. Tar

    February 22nd, 2013

    When does life begin and at what point does abortion become murder?

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  164. thirdtwin

    February 22nd, 2013

    Mr. President, if at some point in the future you were nominated for appointment as the first leader of a new World Governing body, would you accept that nomination, and why or why not?

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  165. HardyBrooks

    February 22nd, 2013

    Does Reggie’s ass taste like your dick, or does Reggies’s dick taste like your ass???Please poll the lamestream media members, as they have experience of your ass tasting and dick tasting as well…….

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  166. Kenny Sullivan

    February 22nd, 2013

    Mr. Obama, Who paid for your Ivy League education?

    (sorry if it’s a repeat..I don’t have time to read 164 comments this morning)

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  167. Team America

    February 22nd, 2013

    Mr. president,
    Do you know who Chris Kyle is? Will you pay him his due respect before the American public?

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  168. OozleFanoozle

    February 22nd, 2013

    Mr. President,
    If the government can print as much money as it needs, why are we required to pay taxes?

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  169. Hotlanta Mike

    February 22nd, 2013

    Barry Soetoro,

    When you worked for Baskin Robbins in Honolulu as a teenager, did you ever apply for a Social Security Number?

    Then why sir have you been filing income tax returns that was originally issued to a resident of the state of Connecticut and is shared by a person of the name of Harrison J. Bounel that according to records resides at your listed residence in Chicago?

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  170. Two Legged Blue Eyed Cracker

    February 22nd, 2013

    “Why do you hate half of yourself?”

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  171. Anonymous

    February 22nd, 2013

    What is the capital of Israel?

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  172. norman einstein

    February 22nd, 2013

    Mr. President, can you name all fifty-seven states and their capitols?

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  173. YankeeBubba

    February 22nd, 2013

    The Larry Sinclair thing; who pitched & who caught?

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  174. MNHawk

    February 22nd, 2013

    Why don’t you debate Rush Limbaugh, so you could marginalize him once and for all?

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  175. Moe Tom.

    February 22nd, 2013

    Mr.President. Seamus Moe,Pinko News. Sir why you you insist that the Fort Hood massacare was “workplace violence” thus denying those soldiers benefits for being killed in action in time of wa….
    Joy Carney. That is not a leg…..
    POTUS> Who let that guy back in?
    Brian Williams Yes mr. Preside….
    Chris Mathews. Get that jerk outta..
    Seamus. Don’t touch me you pus….
    Bing, bam, boom, bedlam…

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  176. right turn

    February 22nd, 2013

    Mr, Obuttman am i bent over far enough ?

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  177. thirdtwin

    February 22nd, 2013

    Given that the Benghazi Debacle was not caused by an anti-muslim video, as your administration previously charged, do you plan to pardon the producer who was falsely accused?

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  178. thirdtwin

    February 22nd, 2013

    Why did you bow so much in your first term, and why ,specifically, did you bow to the mayor of Tampa?

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  179. even steven

    February 22nd, 2013

    What part of “shall not be infringed” do you not understand?

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  180. Piker

    February 22nd, 2013

    Mr. Obunghole, when exactly did you realize that you were the antichrist sent here to destroy the world?

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  181. bubba

    February 22nd, 2013

    bubba wants to know if bo the family dog is in danger.

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  182. Doc

    February 22nd, 2013

    “Hey ASSHOLE, are you fucking up my country on purpose…or is this all by accident?”

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  183. Racist

    February 22nd, 2013

    Well, I had a good one, but Doc there seems to have hit on something!

    BTW. No way in Hades that I’m gonna read all 183 ahead of me, so forgive me if I duplicate…

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  184. Hambo

    February 22nd, 2013

    Dumbo:

    You don’t lead and you flee ‘the buck stops here’ responsibility like it’s tainted with Ebola.

    Since you refuse to DO the job, why the f**k did you take it, TWICE?

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  185. Edith McCrotch

    February 22nd, 2013

    Being born a mixed-race, why does the media call George Zimmerman a “White-Hispanic” and you an African-American ?

    Does having a black father rather than a white one make a difference on how a person should be classified as a race?

    Is that kind of classification racist, sexist, xenophobic, or elitist?

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  186. DirtClub

    February 22nd, 2013

    What orders did you give your staff while the attacks at the Benghazi Consulate were underway and why were you not available for those 8 hours?

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  187. Hambo

    February 22nd, 2013

    Dumbo:

    Are those really your ears, or did you mug an elephant in Kenya.

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  188. POTUS

    February 22nd, 2013

    Doc.No accident. “I intend to fundamentally change this country.”

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  189. Racist

    February 22nd, 2013

    Mr President, You have repeatedly made the claim that you are the most transparent POTUS in history. With the re-authorization of the NDAA, and with regulations found in PPACA (Obamacare), as well as others including your current push for background checks and universal registration of firearms, You have basically gauranteed that every aspect of American Citizens’ lives and their entire life’s history be collected and retained for use by the National Govt, yet the first thing you did as POTUS was to seal all of your vital records and have since spent at least a million dollars to ensure that they remain hidden from the very people for whom you work and from whom you demand complete disclosure… Will you here and now give your verbal consent for all of your personal records to be made immediately available through FOIA requests?

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  190. Ty Coon

    February 22nd, 2013

    Do you enjoy flies as much as they seem to enjoy you?

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  191. Hambo

    February 22nd, 2013

    Narcissus:

    How many mirror have you installed in the Red Shed (1600 Pennsylvania Avenue)?

    Don’t you think it’s time to let your bride, Moose, use one of them?

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  192. Edith McCrotch

    February 22nd, 2013

    Hey Obama…

    Can you say “She sells seashells by the seashore” without sounding like a tea kettle whistling at full boil?

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  193. joey m. edwards

    February 22nd, 2013

    in light of what happened at newtown do you still think it was the “bomb” to invite a rapper to the White House to “rap” about killing the families of people serving in the military ( you do remember Ft. Hood?)or do you think your entertainment is more iomportant?

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  194. samminusa

    February 22nd, 2013

    Obama,
    Do you have a picture to show us of Mooche pregnant with “Your” daughters and another of the two of you after their birth?

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  195. Edith McCrotch

    February 22nd, 2013

    Does Moochelle leave the toilet seat up or down for you when she’s finished doing her “bidness” ?

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  196. gjsmith

    February 22nd, 2013

    President Obama, would you rather be waterboarded or droned?

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  197. NOLIKEO

    February 22nd, 2013

    Why do you want to be president of a country that you hate?
    Is it just for the perks?

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  198. Meshuggahboy

    February 22nd, 2013

    If I hand over my gun, could you do us a favor and use it on yourself?

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  199. gjsmith

    February 22nd, 2013

    President Obama, Are you capable of making an argument without props or hyperbole? Children and cops are not arguments.

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  200. LyleLovett666

    February 22nd, 2013

    Where in the COTUS do you find the right for the president to execute US citizens without due process?

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  201. Snoodles

    February 22nd, 2013

    Top or bottom?

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  202. Anonymous

    February 22nd, 2013

    Have you ever tasted a sweeter dick than Larry Sinclairs?

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  203. thirdtwin

    February 22nd, 2013

    Is Michelle resentful of the amount of vacation time you spend with Bobby Titcomb?

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  204. Lee

    February 22nd, 2013

    Bernie Madoff got 150 years in prison for bilking investors out of approx 65 billion dollars.
    Taking into account you have bilked the American Taxpayers out of approx 7 trillion dollars, how many years in prison should you get ?

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  205. POTUS

    February 22nd, 2013

    Edith Mc. Say ” Mrs Shea sitting in Mrs Shea’s shop.” fast. LOL. phuckobama.

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  206. Moe Tom

    February 22nd, 2013

    Say it faster.

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  207. Jane

    February 22nd, 2013

    Are you the most wretched, deceitful, son of a bitch in this whole world?

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  208. Unruly Refugee

    February 22nd, 2013

    Traitor Hussein, will your 72 virgins be male or female?

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  209. really enraged

    February 22nd, 2013

    Assuming an alternate reality and that the EIC would have to answer truthfully, “When and under whose tutelage did you first decide that your life’s mission would be the attempted destruction of the United States of America?”

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  210. Jane

    February 22nd, 2013

    Are you a “ShapeChanger”?

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  211. RosalindJ

    February 22nd, 2013

    Shapeshifter.

    Jane, I’m not familiar with you as a commenter, but you’ve had me rolling on this thread. It’s like you made a list a while ago or something. Lol.

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  212. Jane

    February 22nd, 2013

    samminusa

    February 22nd, 2013

    Obama,
    Do you have a picture to show us of Mooche pregnant with “Your” daughters and another of the two of you after their birth?
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    WHY DOES THE ABOVE ENTRY FROM “SAMMKINUSA” APPEAR TO BE FROM ME “JANE” (THE THUMB ON MY COMPUTER IS WHITE)

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  213. Jane

    February 22nd, 2013

    Is John Brennan blackmailing you?

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  214. Jane

    February 22nd, 2013

    RosalindJ, Yes, I meant “Shapeshifter”. Thanks

    No, I didn’t come with a list…but Obama has left piles of trash to go through.

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  215. Myke

    February 22nd, 2013

    Obama said if his daughter made a mistake he didn’t want her punished with a baby. Would it be that easy for him to kill his first Grandchild?

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  216. Sam Sewell

    February 22nd, 2013

    Do we need to water board you to find out the truth about your history?

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  217. jungle rot

    February 22nd, 2013

    Who are you working for?

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  218. qestout

    February 23rd, 2013

    Whazzup with the Social Security# you have?

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  219. Mr.Pinko

    February 23rd, 2013

    Anon for the win.

    Moe Tom runner-up

    Send BigFurHat your addresses for your Breitbart Is Here t-shirt.

    Don’t forget to include your size.

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  220. Aidan

    February 23rd, 2013

    Are you or are you not Mr. Bojangles?

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  221. RMK

    February 23rd, 2013

    Where is your birth certificate?

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  222. Tim

    February 23rd, 2013

    Why won’t you die?

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  223. Anon McNonymous

    February 23rd, 2013

    Re: Anon for the win….

    phttt…next time I’ll decide who wins in a “most thumbs up” contest…using the same technique as Anon used.

    56 votes on a mundane question like that wins?…wasn’t even clever(I know it,you know it, and the American people know it.)…so it wasn’t from one of the regulars here.

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  224. anon

    February 24th, 2013

    Regarding the win, if contest rules allow, I would like to bestow the t-shirt to fully-deserving patriot and iOTW friend Moe Tom, taking into consideration his additional contributions to this thread and others. Thank you. Sincerely, anon

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  225. Stanford Vanderloo

    March 4th, 2013

    Good work on this post! My spouse and i love how you offered your current details and the way you’ve made it fascinating and easy to be aware of. Thanks a lot.

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