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I’m Branching Out Into Toilet Seat Design

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  1. Bad Brad

    February 21st, 2013

    Let’s see you design one for the lady with the kid standing on her ass. That would be impressive.

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  2. Debbie

    February 21st, 2013

    That would be the Moose version.

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  3. Unruly Refugee

    February 21st, 2013

    Since Barry shits out of his mouth, he might like that design.

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  4. Stranded in Sonoma

    February 21st, 2013

    Imported from Detroilet.

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  5. norman einstein

    February 21st, 2013

    His skinny ass would fall right through.
    Sounds good to me.

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  6. grayscape

    February 21st, 2013

    Too white.

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  7. Moxie Man

    February 21st, 2013

    I hope it’s clean, I wouldn’t want to get a rash on my elbows.

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  8. Czar of Defenestration

    February 21st, 2013

    YOU’VE got a sense of design, Fur, so remember:
    ERGONOMICS!

    The back part of the seat has to be curved in to widen the back part of the “cheeks” for maximum spreading for expulsion of Obama matter. ESPECIALLY FOR MICHELLE’S BUTT!!!

    Don’t believe me?
    Ask Cornell University Architecture homo-style Professor, Alexander Kira…his book:

    https://www.google.com/search?q=bathroom+alex+kira&hl=de&client=firefox-a&hs=Ud2&rls=org.mozilla:de:official&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=77wmUcXqBpLy9gTht4CgDA&ved=0CFEQsAQ&biw=1600&bih=796

    or

    http://www.amazon.com/The-Bathroom-Alexander-Kira/dp/0140043713

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  9. Lady in Red

    February 21st, 2013

    On a good day, Fur, you are very very funny. ….smile.

    It’s hard to fathom how your mind works, the links, connections, but the results are damn fascinating.

    ….Lady in Red

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  10. Mongrul

    February 21st, 2013

    How the hell do you do it? More importantly, where do i get one? I’ve got a raging case of the screaming meanies that i’d love to blast it into this pipeline to the Whitehouse kitchen!

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  11. Mongrul

    February 21st, 2013

    I hate tablets. Edit did not work.

    I edited this and it seems to be working.

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  12. Jimmy

    February 21st, 2013

    I’m not shaped that way.

    It’s not how I roll.

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  13. Jimmy

    February 21st, 2013

    Plus, depending on the size of your posterior, I’m not sure you want ear marks on it. Depending, of course.

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  14. Edith McCrotch

    February 21st, 2013

    @ Jimmy -

    Those be Obama “love handles” marks.

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  15. Bad Brad

    February 21st, 2013

    Did you hear Barry got Moose one of those talking bathroom scales for Christmas. She through it out. It kept saying “One at a time please” every time she got on it.

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  16. Navigator

    February 21st, 2013

    Brilliant. This toilet (bowl) design would make it easier for shit to back up and overflow.

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  17. Hotlanta Mike

    February 21st, 2013

    That toilet seat is racist, Barry is only half white…

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  18. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 21st, 2013

    Step up to the bowl and make it a double.

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  19. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 21st, 2013

    Takin’ the Browns to the Superbowl.

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  20. eternal cracker p

    February 21st, 2013

    I’ll take it. It’s that much less I gotta clean after my boys do their thing. Now, do you also offer the Ty-D-Bowl tablet that turns the water into an Obama logo?

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  21. Alpha Maser

    February 21st, 2013

    I’d defiantly shit in through it… But it lacks some pizzazz like maybe his executive orders should be printed on it?

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  22. Anonymous

    February 21st, 2013

    The brand name is the best part.

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  23. MaryfromMarin

    February 21st, 2013

    Another “anonymous” post from me. (It’s a different browser, and we’re not yet well-acquainted.)

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  24. Dadof3

    February 21st, 2013

    Cool. Another art project from Hobby Lobby!.

    Get the president shit faced!

    (No drinking required, Microwave burritos included)

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  25. PatriotUSA

    February 22nd, 2013

    Very nice and in honor of BLACK history month shouldn’t you offer this up in a COLORED selection?

    Maybe one in half WHITE, half BLACK or a mulatto COLORED version?

    Seems to me you have an idea that is bottomless in possibilities.

    One that is rated up to 600 lbs for Mooch made out of WHITE oak or BLACK Walnut?

    I better hightail on outta here before someone calls me RAAACCCCIIIISSSSTTTTT again.

    I hate everybody, how’s that?

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  26. Mz BallBreaker

    February 22nd, 2013

    Brings to mind one of the old jokes:
    “how does Reggie hold his Liquor? By O’s ears”

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  27. Last Williams

    February 24th, 2013

    How do I get one?

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