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Home - by - February 21, 2013 - 23:45 America/New_York - 19 Comments

A flushback from 2012:

News To Me

Man shot and killed while urinating from balcony

If there’s one thing growing up in the rural South taught me, it’s that you should never urinate off a porch onto someone with a loaded weapon.

Unfortunately, such wisdom is not common in Pennsylvania.

My Cox colleagues at Pittsburgh’s WPXI.com report a gentleman enjoying a game of dominoes decided, at 11 p.m. Tuesday, to use the bathroom in public.

As 35-year-old Roosevelt Robinson, of Wilkinsburg, relieved himself over a side railing of what must have been an apartment balcony, witnesses heard someone shout “Yo, yo!”

Then, several gunshots were fired from below. Robinson was taken to a nearby hospital, where he died.

No arrests have been made.

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h/t  Chalupa

» 19 Comments

  1. Guess its true

    February 22nd, 2013

    You urinate when you die

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  2. yourfavoriteunkle

    February 22nd, 2013

    Roosevelt Robinson? Bet ya he’s a nice young man of Swedish heritage.
    Before you call me a racist for that comment, please note that I do not suffer from “White Guilt Complex” and therefore, IDGAF.

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  3. J Frank Parnell

    February 22nd, 2013

    Wouldn’t be the first time a Roosevelt pissed on someone.

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  4. J Frank Parnell

    February 22nd, 2013

    Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here everyday. Learn to live like an animal, piss on a homey and they blow you away. –Axl Piss

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  5. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 22nd, 2013

    Yo Yo! And Robinson? Hmmm….
    Thar be no pissin’ here, matey!

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  6. Unruly Refugee

    February 22nd, 2013

    “No arrests have been made.”
    Did he piss on a cop, or a democrat?

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  7. grayscape

    February 22nd, 2013

    I’m okay folks – wasn’t me this time.

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  8. BigSlurpy

    February 22nd, 2013

    This is your riffle that is your gun………..

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  9. Moxie Man

    February 22nd, 2013

    “It was self-defense. I thought it was a sawed-off 12-gauge!”

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  10. Stirrin the B.S.

    February 22nd, 2013

    Doesn’t everybody understand “yo, yo!” to mean, “hey you stupid m-effer, quit pissin up there or I’ll shoot yer ass!?”

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  11. Chalupa

    February 22nd, 2013

    It’s better to be pissed off than to be pissed on – the yo yo bruddah was both.

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  12. Dadof3

    February 22nd, 2013

    It all a big mis-understanding.

    He’s actually a community training specialist demonstrating the latest anti-rape techniques at a meeting of the local Garden Club – Hos with hoes.

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  13. Dan Ryan Galt

    February 22nd, 2013

    Roosevelt be the Urinator….but he won’t be bacck.

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  14. SgtZim

    February 22nd, 2013

    WE HAVE TO TAKE GUNS AWAY FROM EVERYONE WHO HAS RESPECT FOR THE LAW!!!! That ought to fix the problem.

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  15. Sarge

    February 22nd, 2013

    Hearing the term “Yo,Yo” my guess the injured party was a New Yorker.

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  16. Cruisin Cat

    February 22nd, 2013

    So, don’t pee off your balcony and tell people it’s raining?

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  17. What.You don't pee?

    February 22nd, 2013

    Nothing to see here. Just another of Obama’s sons, acting stupidly.

    These are the events that give Darwin’s theory a sweetness.

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  18. Tim

    February 22nd, 2013

    Any relation to the Moose?

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  19. Eric

    February 22nd, 2013

    Typical liberal, brings his dick to a gunfight.

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