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Gee whiz! Some people get so teste when you act like a dick
A flushback from 2012:
Man shot and killed while urinating from balcony
If there’s one thing growing up in the rural South taught me, it’s that you should never urinate off a porch onto someone with a loaded weapon.
Unfortunately, such wisdom is not common in Pennsylvania.
My Cox colleagues at Pittsburgh’s WPXI.com report a gentleman enjoying a game of dominoes decided, at 11 p.m. Tuesday, to use the bathroom in public.
As 35-year-old Roosevelt Robinson, of Wilkinsburg, relieved himself over a side railing of what must have been an apartment balcony, witnesses heard someone shout “Yo, yo!”
Then, several gunshots were fired from below. Robinson was taken to a nearby hospital, where he died.
No arrests have been made.
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h/t Chalupa
Guess its true
February 22nd, 2013
You urinate when you die
yourfavoriteunkle
February 22nd, 2013
Roosevelt Robinson? Bet ya he’s a nice young man of Swedish heritage.
Before you call me a racist for that comment, please note that I do not suffer from “White Guilt Complex” and therefore, IDGAF.
J Frank Parnell
February 22nd, 2013
Wouldn’t be the first time a Roosevelt pissed on someone.
J Frank Parnell
February 22nd, 2013
Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here everyday. Learn to live like an animal, piss on a homey and they blow you away. –Axl Piss
Mary Jane Anklestraps
February 22nd, 2013
Yo Yo! And Robinson? Hmmm….
Thar be no pissin’ here, matey!
Unruly Refugee
February 22nd, 2013
“No arrests have been made.”
Did he piss on a cop, or a democrat?
grayscape
February 22nd, 2013
I’m okay folks – wasn’t me this time.
BigSlurpy
February 22nd, 2013
This is your riffle that is your gun………..
Moxie Man
February 22nd, 2013
“It was self-defense. I thought it was a sawed-off 12-gauge!”
Stirrin the B.S.
February 22nd, 2013
Doesn’t everybody understand “yo, yo!” to mean, “hey you stupid m-effer, quit pissin up there or I’ll shoot yer ass!?”
Chalupa
February 22nd, 2013
It’s better to be pissed off than to be pissed on – the yo yo bruddah was both.
Dadof3
February 22nd, 2013
It all a big mis-understanding.
He’s actually a community training specialist demonstrating the latest anti-rape techniques at a meeting of the local Garden Club – Hos with hoes.
Dan Ryan Galt
February 22nd, 2013
Roosevelt be the Urinator….but he won’t be bacck.
SgtZim
February 22nd, 2013
WE HAVE TO TAKE GUNS AWAY FROM EVERYONE WHO HAS RESPECT FOR THE LAW!!!! That ought to fix the problem.
Sarge
February 22nd, 2013
Hearing the term “Yo,Yo” my guess the injured party was a New Yorker.
Cruisin Cat
February 22nd, 2013
So, don’t pee off your balcony and tell people it’s raining?
What.You don't pee?
February 22nd, 2013
Nothing to see here. Just another of Obama’s sons, acting stupidly.
These are the events that give Darwin’s theory a sweetness.
Tim
February 22nd, 2013
Any relation to the Moose?
Eric
February 22nd, 2013
Typical liberal, brings his dick to a gunfight.