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Home - by - February 20, 2013 - 21:34 America/New_York - 34 Comments

Mooselle has made this her official portrait -

so ugly and stuff

And the Eat Goes On

 

» 34 Comments

  1. thirdtwin

    February 20th, 2013

    or, the beard goes on.

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  2. Cynic

    February 20th, 2013

    It hides her massive forehead.

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  3. Noelegy

    February 20th, 2013

    I don’t hate the new look, but I think it’s hilarious how so many people think it was actually her hair, and someone actually cut it.

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  4. Will Profit

    February 20th, 2013

    Sonny liked to ski. Mooch likes to ski. We can only hope.

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  5. bitterclinger

    February 20th, 2013

    I knew you wouldn’t fail me, Fur.

    Please keep us updated with your new thoughts on ‘Squatch’s “o-fficial” portrait: America’s First Communist Beard.

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  6. Will Profit

    February 20th, 2013

    I thought Mooch would pick Fat Boy’s Burger Shack as the setting for her official portrait.

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  7. old_oaks

    February 20th, 2013

    Used to be called a butt cut, but in Moochie’s case, definitely a mutt cut!

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  8. Snoodles

    February 20th, 2013

    I hate her new look, and I also hated her old look. Hell, I just plain hate her.

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  9. Mrs Compton

    February 20th, 2013

    She’s had a bit of a snip since the inauguration. It’s a bit softer on her face. Wonder how many Asian women have lost their hair because of this woman.

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  10. Mickey_moussaoui

    February 20th, 2013

    It still makes her ass look big

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  11. Will Profit

    February 20th, 2013

    It’s semi interesting to now know what Marlo Thomas would like like as a black woman.

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  12. harbqll

    February 20th, 2013

    “I’M RICK JAMES, BITCH!”

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  13. Stirrin the B.S.

    February 20th, 2013

    You know that she made this her portrait coiff out of spite, because of the big stink that everybody made about it. Its a typical “in your face” Obama move.

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  14. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 20th, 2013

    Oh I don’t think so.
    She took her look from these guys: SWEET

    http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/31400000/Sweet-sweet-band-31485275-500-613.jpg

    I LOVE Sweet! – Irony

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  15. Debbie

    February 20th, 2013

    At least she’s got her arms covered for a change.

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  16. Moe Tom

    February 20th, 2013

    Nice looking lady. Who is she?
    Hairy Wasserman Schultz looked pretty hot too when they trimmed her ass and put her in a blue dress.

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  17. norman einstein

    February 20th, 2013

    I give up. What is it? I thought James Brown was dead.

    Nice man hands.

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  18. Will Profit

    February 20th, 2013

    @Moe Tom
    She’s the sixth Beatle

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  19. Geoff C. The Saltine

    February 20th, 2013

    I would love to see that thing prop washed off her head. Oh and her pop beads pop.

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  20. Moe Tom

    February 20th, 2013

    Mrs. Cromton. That’s horse hair. I can tell from here.

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  21. Bayouwulf

    February 20th, 2013

    Gorilla in a tuxedo.

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  22. Unslung Hero

    February 21st, 2013

    Makes her ass look a “little” better…………….I guess

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  23. Jerry Manderin

    February 21st, 2013

    Her brother Craig looks exactly like her without the wig.

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  24. sablegsd

    February 21st, 2013

    All the airbrushing in the world can’t make that bitch look human.

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  25. Anonymous

    February 21st, 2013

    Noice portrait. But that sure doesn’t resemble the monster mooch we’ve witnessed for 5 years.

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  26. JimBob

    February 21st, 2013

    Yeti still feel queasy.

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  27. Anonymous

    February 21st, 2013

    The less her ‘look’ looks like her, the better she looks.

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  28. R. Neville

    February 21st, 2013

    Can you imagine one of her yard-long fingers examining your prostate?? Bet Obumble loves that, but only second to Rahmbo’s schlong.

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  29. Hemlock Holmes

    February 21st, 2013

    Shopped.

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  30. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    February 21st, 2013

    Looks like one of Don Cheadle’s “looks” in Boogie Nights.

    You know the one. It’s not on YouTube.

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  31. Cruisin Cat

    February 21st, 2013

    Talk about a face just made for a DHS target…

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  32. MNHawk

    February 21st, 2013

    Bang(s) Bang(s)

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  33. NOLIKEO

    February 21st, 2013

    That’s not her hair. She probably has 100 wighats. Her hair is The frizzles that are all around her face and a small knob at the back. Bet those wighats make your head sweat. A burka would be much more attractive, the ones with the eye screens.
    Damn, shim is nasty.

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  34. Tim

    February 21st, 2013

    What’s that saying about lipstick on a pig?

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