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Woods on Obama’s Golf Game: ‘He’s Got Amazing Touch’

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Tiger Woods spoke about his golf outing with President Obama in a Match Play Championship press conference Tuesday afternoon. Woods noted that the president had “a few good shots” and could be “a good stick” if he continues to play:

TIGER WOODS: He hit a few [good shots]. He is a pretty good athlete. We all know he plays a lot of hoop. I did not realize, I had kind of forgotten he is a lefty. To see him out there hitting shots, I mean he hit it well. We did not play under the easiest conditions. It was blowing harder than this and it was a little bit cooler than this. So, we played under some tough conditions. He hit the ball well and he’s got amazing touch. He can certainly chip and putt.  After these four years, if he spends more time playing the game of golf I am sure he can actually get to where he is a pretty good stick.

REPORTER: [...] How’s his pace?

TIGER WOODS: He’s quick.

VIDEO HERE:   http://freebeacon.com/woods-on-obamas-golf-game-hes-got-amazing-touch/

» 20 Comments

  1. Machloja

    February 20th, 2013

    …”After these four years, if he spends more time playing the game of golf I am sure he can actually get to where he is a pretty good stick.”

    Because, that’s exactly what he was elected for.
    Fuck me. :(

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  2. 99th Squad Leader

    February 20th, 2013

    There are so many double entendre in those statements where does one begin. Pretty sure his closet..er closest male companions will agree, Obaloney is a “good stick”.

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  3. Machloja

    February 20th, 2013

    On the second thoughts, that would be closest to a real trade or craft, he would “learn” in his life, so go for it.
    Fuck all libtards. :)

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  4. TexMark

    February 20th, 2013

    This reminds me of a Buck Owens goody…
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrvFIwpAzUU

    “I’ve… got… a Tiger by the tail…”

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  5. thirdtwin

    February 20th, 2013

    Exactly, Machloja. I hurled until I dry heaved but it did not deter the mental rape which took place when I read that quote. And it’s not worth wishing for a lightning bolt on the green, because The First Fairy of the Fairway probably has SS agents with lightning rods positioned nearby.

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  6. Stirrin the B.S.

    February 20th, 2013

    I don’t even need to read the article – the headline tells me all I need to know. I wonder if they ever made it out of the bedroom and on to the golf course?

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  7. dapenguin

    February 20th, 2013

    Well I think a person should pursue what they are most passionate about. So obama should resign so that he can spend all his time playing golf.

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  8. SR

    February 20th, 2013

    Too bad he couldn’t be a better President after four years.

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  9. Dr. Tar

    February 20th, 2013

    So he’s improved his golf game after 4 years but the economy and the stability of the nation – Not so much. I guess I know where his true love lies then (on the fairway on #5).

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  10. Moe Tom

    February 20th, 2013

    Pure fucking mularky.

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  11. sablegsd

    February 20th, 2013

    Said one half kneegrow moral degenerate about another.

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  12. MM

    February 20th, 2013

    “…he’s a good athlete…” Wha? You’re kidding right? Because he plays some half court hoops?? Because he rides around in a golf cart??? He looks like a candy assed toothpick. I’ve got 20+ years on him and I’ll kick his ass on the handball or tennis court. Hell, I’d just flat out kick it.

    Sorry, but I have an affinity for ex prezs that yaknow, work out-RR said he gained 3 inches on his chest in the WH gym and was always seen setting fence posts, horseback riding or using a chain saw-picture this doofus with a chain saw in his hands or on the back of a horse…yeah me neither.

    Or W clearing his spread or mountain biking-brings to mind our current First Athlete riding a girl’s bike.

    Grade A CandyButt

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  13. Hawaiian

    February 20th, 2013

    Did Tiger let Barry use the ladies tees?

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  14. Cruisin Cat

    February 20th, 2013

    So was Reggie their ‘caddy’?

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  15. Rick

    February 20th, 2013

    I’ve seen Obamas’ swing. Now way he shoots in the 80′s. I wonder how much he paid Tiger to say that on TV.

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  16. Aunt Liz

    February 20th, 2013

    Jeezel. Tiger’s got ZERO credibility He’s almost as big a serial liar as Bammy. 80′s my Aunt Fanny. Twenty foot putts ain’t Gimmees boyz.

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  17. Carlsonal

    February 20th, 2013

    Wait… Are you telling me bam hussien is a lefty?

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  18. really enraged

    February 20th, 2013

    Dat tigah brutha bes be watchin his back an his backside. Where ol’ Reggie be in all dis?

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  19. One Notch Above a Congresscritter

    February 20th, 2013

    …”After these four years, if he spends more time playing the game of golf I am sure he can actually get to where he is a pretty good stick.”

    Have you seen The Shitstain’s swing? He’s a born duffer. His middle name is Shank.

    “he’s got amazing touch”…must have been playing with Tiger’s club.

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  20. Moe Tom

    February 20th, 2013

    MM. Great photos out there of Reagan chopping wood, Bush using a chain saw, and obama hanging a curtain.Wish I could find them. LMAO.

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