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Woods on Obama’s Golf Game: ‘He’s Got Amazing Touch’
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Tiger Woods spoke about his golf outing with President Obama in a Match Play Championship press conference Tuesday afternoon. Woods noted that the president had “a few good shots” and could be “a good stick” if he continues to play:
TIGER WOODS: He hit a few [good shots]. He is a pretty good athlete. We all know he plays a lot of hoop. I did not realize, I had kind of forgotten he is a lefty. To see him out there hitting shots, I mean he hit it well. We did not play under the easiest conditions. It was blowing harder than this and it was a little bit cooler than this. So, we played under some tough conditions. He hit the ball well and he’s got amazing touch. He can certainly chip and putt. After these four years, if he spends more time playing the game of golf I am sure he can actually get to where he is a pretty good stick.
REPORTER: [...] How’s his pace?
TIGER WOODS: He’s quick.
VIDEO HERE: http://freebeacon.com/woods-on-obamas-golf-game-hes-got-amazing-touch/
Machloja
February 20th, 2013
…”After these four years, if he spends more time playing the game of golf I am sure he can actually get to where he is a pretty good stick.”
Because, that’s exactly what he was elected for.
Fuck me.
99th Squad Leader
February 20th, 2013
There are so many double entendre in those statements where does one begin. Pretty sure his closet..er closest male companions will agree, Obaloney is a “good stick”.
Machloja
February 20th, 2013
On the second thoughts, that would be closest to a real trade or craft, he would “learn” in his life, so go for it.
Fuck all libtards.
TexMark
February 20th, 2013
This reminds me of a Buck Owens goody…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrvFIwpAzUU
“I’ve… got… a Tiger by the tail…”
thirdtwin
February 20th, 2013
Exactly, Machloja. I hurled until I dry heaved but it did not deter the mental rape which took place when I read that quote. And it’s not worth wishing for a lightning bolt on the green, because The First Fairy of the Fairway probably has SS agents with lightning rods positioned nearby.
Stirrin the B.S.
February 20th, 2013
I don’t even need to read the article – the headline tells me all I need to know. I wonder if they ever made it out of the bedroom and on to the golf course?
dapenguin
February 20th, 2013
Well I think a person should pursue what they are most passionate about. So obama should resign so that he can spend all his time playing golf.
SR
February 20th, 2013
Too bad he couldn’t be a better President after four years.
Dr. Tar
February 20th, 2013
So he’s improved his golf game after 4 years but the economy and the stability of the nation – Not so much. I guess I know where his true love lies then (on the fairway on #5).
Moe Tom
February 20th, 2013
Pure fucking mularky.
sablegsd
February 20th, 2013
Said one half kneegrow moral degenerate about another.
MM
February 20th, 2013
“…he’s a good athlete…” Wha? You’re kidding right? Because he plays some half court hoops?? Because he rides around in a golf cart??? He looks like a candy assed toothpick. I’ve got 20+ years on him and I’ll kick his ass on the handball or tennis court. Hell, I’d just flat out kick it.
Sorry, but I have an affinity for ex prezs that yaknow, work out-RR said he gained 3 inches on his chest in the WH gym and was always seen setting fence posts, horseback riding or using a chain saw-picture this doofus with a chain saw in his hands or on the back of a horse…yeah me neither.
Or W clearing his spread or mountain biking-brings to mind our current First Athlete riding a girl’s bike.
Grade A CandyButt
Hawaiian
February 20th, 2013
Did Tiger let Barry use the ladies tees?
Cruisin Cat
February 20th, 2013
So was Reggie their ‘caddy’?
Rick
February 20th, 2013
I’ve seen Obamas’ swing. Now way he shoots in the 80′s. I wonder how much he paid Tiger to say that on TV.
Aunt Liz
February 20th, 2013
Jeezel. Tiger’s got ZERO credibility He’s almost as big a serial liar as Bammy. 80′s my Aunt Fanny. Twenty foot putts ain’t Gimmees boyz.
Carlsonal
February 20th, 2013
Wait… Are you telling me bam hussien is a lefty?
really enraged
February 20th, 2013
Dat tigah brutha bes be watchin his back an his backside. Where ol’ Reggie be in all dis?
One Notch Above a Congresscritter
February 20th, 2013
…”After these four years, if he spends more time playing the game of golf I am sure he can actually get to where he is a pretty good stick.”
Have you seen The Shitstain’s swing? He’s a born duffer. His middle name is Shank.
“he’s got amazing touch”…must have been playing with Tiger’s club.
Moe Tom
February 20th, 2013
MM. Great photos out there of Reagan chopping wood, Bush using a chain saw, and obama hanging a curtain.Wish I could find them. LMAO.