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Moron Joe – Typical Progtard Debater

Home - by - February 20, 2013 - 09:38 America/New_York - 9 Comments

Read this exchange between our national embarrassment and a questioner at Joe’s  Square Table-in-a-Roundtable discussion.


[a]… reader questioned how a “ban on guns” would work when prohibition of narcotics failed to keep them off the streets.

Biden responded curtly.

“There is no ban on guns,” he said. “No one’s banning the gun. No one’s taking my shotguns. I have two shotguns at home. They’re in a – in a cabinet. They’re locked. There is a ammunition there as well. No one is going to come and take my gun. No one’s going to take anyone’s gun. We’re talking about a background check.”

Continuing with added sarcasm, he asked whether the drug analogy even made sense:

“Are you suggesting [...] we just legalize all drugs? Is that what you’re suggesting? That would go real well in Parents magazine.” he said. “Let’s talk about everybody being able to – no matter what your age, go out and be able to purchase cocaine. What do you think about that idea? Look, these comparisons are not appropriate, quite frankly.”


U.S. Vice President Joe Biden makes remarks during roundtable discussion on gun control at Girard College in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, February 11, 2013. REUTERS/Tim Shaffer

Nice try, Joe. (Or are you even trying?)

The person’s premise is that narcotics are illegal and criminals still get them. So how is an “assault weapon” ban going to keep them out of the hands of criminals?

It’s quite appropriate, frankly. Now answer the damn question, you big dope.

Oh, and by the way, the glasses aren’t working as an affectation. Perhaps a mortar board and a monocle would keep people from thinking you’re a retard. Maybe a nice pipe. But not that soap bubble one you use in the tub.


  1. RosalindJ

    February 20th, 2013

    I just saw a clip of the video on FNC..who is still equating the AR-15 with assault rifles.

    A pox on both of them.

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  2. Stirrin the B.S.

    February 20th, 2013

    He may have added the glasses for effect, but he forgot the pancake makeup – age spots and blemishes just make you look like an aging, decrepit old dope!

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  3. old_oaks

    February 20th, 2013

    Hey Joe! Did you hear about the latest mass shooting?

    The shooting was the second of three murders in a trail of carnage early Tuesday that spanned 25 miles — but lasted just an hour…

    …A SHOTGUN was recovered at the scene and is believed to be the only weapon used.


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  4. Will Profit

    February 20th, 2013

    Joe is the little kid who once got his dick caught in his zipper by accident and liked the sensation so much he continues to do it on purpose in adulthood.

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  5. Cruisin Cat

    February 20th, 2013

    “I have two shotguns at home. They’re in a – in a cabinet. They’re locked.”

    As rumor has it, a condition of your continued vice-presidency, joe.

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  6. Slow Joe Bidet

    February 20th, 2013

    Yeah, that’s an obvious photoshop pic of me describing Moochelle O’s tushy.

    ..or is it SE Cupp’s?

    I forget, but more importantly my pic goes viral yet AGAIN!!

    It’s so cool to be moi!!!

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  7. McFartus Spontaneous

    February 20th, 2013

    Typical Progtard Joe. Keeps his guns & ammo together. You lock up your firearms in a safe, not a cabinet, u frigggin dumbass. Also, you try as best as possible to keep the ammo in a different location than the actual weapon JACKASS!

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  8. joe

    February 20th, 2013

    Enjoy that $230,000 salary for a while, Joe. Your few remaining years on this earth are nothing to the eternity you are going to spend in hell. Your priest and pope can’t keep you out of it. If you believe in a righteous, just God, you should tremble. The demons do.

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  9. KF

    February 20th, 2013

    @Joe, don’t forget he charges the Secret Service protection detail rent for the cottage they use on his property in Deleware. Humility and gratitude are not his strong suits.

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