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The Progressive ‘Anti- Rape Kit’

Home - by - February 20, 2013 - 16:15 America/New_York - 30 Comments

 

Kit shown includes: Tote bag, water, rape whistle, prunes and Ipecac syrup.

 

Also Available (Sold separately):

Press- on genital warts

Foul breath mints

Reinforced Spork

Super glue

Poison Ivy

Scalding hot  coffee

‘RAPE – FREE  ZONE’  T-shirt

Fat free laxatives

Peanut dust

 

» 30 Comments

  1. Diann

    February 20th, 2013

    Press-on genital warts!!

    LOL!!!

    Prunes and Ipecac!

    OMG!

    This is hysterical!!!

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  2. whosebone

    February 20th, 2013

    peanut dust……..hehe

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  3. Plain Jane

    February 20th, 2013

    Progs bearing genital warts didn’t deter the rapists at OWS.

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  4. Corky

    February 20th, 2013

    I am sorry MJA but you must remove the scalding hot coffee and the peanut dust–it might hurt the rapist and he will certainly sue.

    Seriously, love the whole set up!

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  5. Tim

    February 20th, 2013

    What’s sad is that the socialists really have no concern for rape victims.

    Vomit?
    Pee?
    Blow a fukkin whistle?

    It’s like some shit out of a comic book!

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  6. Tim

    February 20th, 2013

    Seriously Anklepants,
    You should try to sell these at colleges in Colorado – you could probably get gov’t funding.

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  7. Tim

    February 20th, 2013

    Oh, and don’t let Aaron Burr get the jump on you – assuming he’s still around.

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  8. Wraith

    February 20th, 2013

    My wife’s got a rape whistle…in .380.

    We just think it might be more effective.

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  9. Unneutral

    February 20th, 2013

    Nothing wrong with that kit if it’s backed-up with a 9mm.
    I guess you can always try to hit the attacker with the kit and hope you don’t the back-up.

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  10. dapenguin

    February 20th, 2013

    looks like there is plenty of room in that bag for a glock 19 or a S/W 40

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  11. Doc

    February 20th, 2013

    EMJAY, how about adding a tattoo of Hillary or Mooche?

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  12. KF

    February 20th, 2013

    My niece in NJ just added “I don’t get mad, I get stabby” after seeing this.

    No concealed carry in NJ and the existing gun laws before the Sandy Hook School killings were already restrictive. These imbeciles have no clue at all.

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  13. thirdtwin

    February 20th, 2013

    ohhhhh…those are prunes. I thought they were bre-made pieces of….nevermind.

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  14. Kenny Sullivan

    February 20th, 2013

    I’m gonna say the “Press-on genital warts” are not gonna be big sellers to liberals…they already have the real deal on that one.

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  15. Kenny Sullivan

    February 20th, 2013

    ^^^Why do you think that Fluke slut wants free 8 mill rubbers….

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  16. Moe Tom

    February 20th, 2013

    What, No ball point pens or pencils?

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  17. serfer62

    February 20th, 2013

    Moe Tom…ball points are considered assault weapons

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  18. Doc

    February 20th, 2013

    “Moe Tom…ball points are considered assault weapons” but only in the hands of a conservative.

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  19. really enraged

    February 20th, 2013

    @ MJA: As usual, PERFECT! Forget about marketing these in CO colleges. You can make a fortune overnight marketing these in all our oh so enlightened urban centers! And we can all say “We knew her back when she was just a kick ass, smart alec commenter”.

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  20. Left Coast Dan

    February 20th, 2013

    To echo Tim, I would love to see college Republican clubs selling these on campus to drive the point home, a la the discriminatory cookie sales.

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  21. Stranded in Sonoma

    February 20th, 2013

    @Tim — Gov’t funding.

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  22. Stranded in Sonoma

    February 20th, 2013

    Okay, MJA. What if one of your buyers doesn’t want to use any of this stuff? What have you got if they want use the “I’m menstruating” defense?

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  23. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 20th, 2013

    Lol thanks guys!

    Stranded-
    I had to punch myself in the face twice to stop myself from making a menstrual kit. :D

    Cuz, well, If you give me enough time I can be reeaaally gross. Lol

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  24. Moe Tom

    February 20th, 2013

    With an asprin held between the knees, rape is impossible. And you don’t have to tote around all those whistles, prunes, syrups, ‘n shit. Hee,hee.

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  25. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    February 20th, 2013

    And an Obama phone with 9 1 1 on speed dial.

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  26. Stranded in Sonoma

    February 20th, 2013

    @MJA — The following is NO joke! When I read your reply about making a menstrual kit, the ad to the right had Bill Clinton’s smiling face and a request to sign up for email updates from ole Billy Bent-pecker. I guess those ads are targeted!

    BWAHAhahahahahahaha!

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  27. Anonymous

    February 21st, 2013

    Just show a pic of Mooch to the attacker, rapist
    pukes and leaves.

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  28. Elektra

    February 21st, 2013

    “Rape-Free Zone” T-Shirt
    Frilliant! That’s a smack down!
    ONE of the main problems with liberals is that they can’t or won’t associate universal truths.

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  29. Unruly Refugee

    February 21st, 2013

    Love it!

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  30. theBuckWheat

    February 22nd, 2013

    Don’t laugh. The whistle is a magic whistle. It calls the iced-tea peeing unicorns from the other side of the rainbow who throw Skittles at rapists to drive them away.

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