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Home - by - February 19, 2013 - 23:00 America/New_York - 35 Comments

I’m telling you NOT to click this link.

Do you hear me? Do NOT click this link.

I just saw this on Tosh O. It’s perhaps the least charming video ever captured at a mechanics garage?? Car wash??

I told you NOT to click.

» 35 Comments

  1. Mr. Pinko

    February 19th, 2013

    Do NOT click – I shit you not.

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  2. Ohio Dan

    February 19th, 2013

    What an experiment in reverse psychology. Be right back. I have to go scar my brain.

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  3. Rosemarazzle

    February 19th, 2013

    What? Two classy people being classy is what I saw

    Pretty much Oblamer voters to be sure!

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  4. metprof

    February 19th, 2013

    How many times did SHE vote?

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  5. Ohio Dan

    February 19th, 2013

    And Don’t Forget the Taint!

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  6. HooHooNayNay

    February 19th, 2013

    Considering the pressure in one of those sprayers, do you have ANY idea how calloused her hay nanny-nanny has to be for her to just stand there like nothing’s happening?

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  7. Claudia

    February 19th, 2013

    Oh, Lord, why oh why did you make me so curious?

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  8. Snoodles

    February 19th, 2013

    Lovely, a nice way to spread the fecal material around – yuck!

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  9. MaryfromMarin

    February 19th, 2013

    Clearly, this ought to be the ideal place to post my O/T question [like a "Wet paint--Do Not Touch" sign, few can resist] and maybe this time get an answer:

    @BFH/Claudia/Irony/Cardigan/etc., etc.-–

    After I click on an ad link, how long do I need to stay on that ad site for iOTW to get $$ credit? I usually click off really fast, but don’t want to short-change y’all.

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  10. Moxie Man

    February 19th, 2013

    Remote Controlled Bidet?

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  11. Claudia

    February 19th, 2013

    @MfM, Don’t really know. It used to be rated per click, but that was 10 years ago when I was in the business. I usually click on it and if it’s not interesting, I leave that tab up and come back to iOTW. I close the tab after about 5 minutes. (I use Firefox)

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  12. Plain Jane

    February 19th, 2013

    Ya think this was the first time her chassis was power washed?

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  13. MaryfromMarin

    February 19th, 2013

    Thanks, @Claudia. I’m trying that suggestion right now, but now I’ll probably get bazillions of ads for annuities, right?

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  14. MaryfromMarin

    February 19th, 2013

    @Claudia–

    Do you hear an echo?

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  15. old_oaks

    February 19th, 2013

    Gholly! Cost $1.50 in quarters and they didn’t even wash the Jeep! I usually avoid the power wash but last time I was there they had foaming brushes!

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  16. F.D.R. in Hell

    February 19th, 2013

    What an incredible waste of money. He didn’t even give her the Spray Wax cycle. :evil:

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  17. Moe Tom

    February 19th, 2013

    You effin guys are sick. effin sick. Bidet? Gusher?
    Sick, I tell you. Sick. But pretty funny sick.
    Beats watching O’rielly interrupting people. Turn that hose on that asshole.

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  18. Eleanor in Hell

    February 19th, 2013

    Reminds me of finding a dirty diaper in the wheeled shopping cart at Woolworth’s 5 & 10 store.

    Does that ever happen at your Wal-Mart’s? :roll:

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  19. Rightwingfeather

    February 19th, 2013

    Wait, I think they forgot her panties!!!

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  20. Goldenfoxx

    February 19th, 2013

    Oh goody, I get one in here! At the car wash!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v8I5egzoMo
    .

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  21. My2Cents

    February 20th, 2013

    What do you wanna bet these are members of the Free Shit Army? When the US collapses, it’s going to get real nasty with the millions of these types of folks rumaging our neighborhoods looking for goodies while they crap in the streets or wherever.

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  22. Debbie

    February 20th, 2013

    At least he was respectful enough to wash the garments into the drainage ditch afterwards. And it was nice how he pretended to wash his Gremlin (or whatever it was).

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  23. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 20th, 2013

    1. They’re having an affair, and he’s getting rid of his “evidence”

    2. No condom/ or condom broke, and he’s spraying her down so she won’t get pregnant. (yeah yeah, I know. lol)

    3. He raped her and he’s trying to get rid of his “evidence”

    4. I’m going to need a powerwash mixture of water and lysol going through my mind right f’ing now.
    Thanks a lot.

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  24. Houston

    February 20th, 2013

    LOL!

    I knew I wouldn’t be disappointed in the link.

    My favorite part was her performing the world famous “Waddle Walk of the Red-Necked Pants Crapper”.

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  25. Debbie

    February 20th, 2013

    That’s one helluva LiveLeak.

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  26. Chalupa

    February 20th, 2013

    If you eat at a restaurant in Tijuana, don’t push your luck and use the bathroom too.

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  27. Stranded in Sonoma

    February 20th, 2013

    Questions: She was in the passenger cabin, right? Sitting down? So, why didn’t he power wash her seat? And then they drove away without her clothes!

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  28. Anonymous

    February 20th, 2013

    @SoS, it’s ok, that car has plush velour upholstery

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  29. Lance o Lot

    February 20th, 2013

    Where’s Agent K with his neuralyzer when I need one?

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  30. Dan Ryan Galt

    February 20th, 2013

    Okay, I never really wanted an AR-15 until the control freaks in government said I couldn’t have one.

    That said, I clicked. My only question is did she get the Hot Wax too? I mean it’s usually only $.50 more.

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  31. Kenny Sullivan

    February 20th, 2013

    I am glad I read the comments before I clicked…

    I’m not gonna click…not with coffee…maybe later, and I doubt that.

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  32. RosalindJ

    February 20th, 2013

    I think it’s safe to assume this isn’t their first time since they knew which car wash had a door that closed. That’s not a very common feature.

    Wish I knew where a guy I knew in HS (a complete Dead Head) was so I could send this to him. He used to wait until all his dishes were dirty, load them up in his car, lay them out in the bay of the local car wash and spray them down. He never game much thought to the concept of bacterial transference.

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  33. Stirrin the B.S.

    February 20th, 2013

    What, no towel dry after the rinse? No tip for you!

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  34. RANDO

    February 20th, 2013

    For once, I didn’t fall for it.

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  35. pdwalker

    February 23rd, 2013

    Raise your hands if that turned you on

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