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Salazar idiocy HERE

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  1. Corky

    February 19th, 2013

    I’m going to start wearing a sign that says “No Rape Zone”. I can’t urinate on command so the sign should work.

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  2. thirdtwin

    February 19th, 2013

    “women on college campuses shouldn’t be trusted with firearms to protect themselves because they might fire carelessly upon feeling threatened,”

    I hope this guy is married. And it would be a shame if his wife was like Brynn Hartman.

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  3. old_oaks

    February 19th, 2013

    What’s most interesting about the advice to use bodily function as defense, people have been charged doing so while being arrested for intoxication.

    Here they charged this guy with battery.

    http://boingboing.net/2008/09/24/man-farts-at-officer.html

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  4. New sign

    February 19th, 2013

    bodily function free zone

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  5. Frosteetoes

    February 19th, 2013

    Wiping a boogie on the potential rapist would be sufficient enough as a deterrent I would think. Why would you want to shit yourself in a pair of $60 dungarees?

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  6. thirdtwin

    February 19th, 2013

    I imagine Upchuck Norris Salazar would argue that all of the excrement and filth was such a rape deterrent in the Occupy camps.

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  7. eternal cracker p

    February 19th, 2013

    I was under the impression people shit and piss themselves AFTER they are killt.

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  8. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 19th, 2013

    There’s always the bloody tampon defense.
    You can fling it at rapists but not at cops.
    I hope you ladies don’t panic and forget.

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  9. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 19th, 2013

    BTW, hilarious, bfh.

    Is that like, PEEpper spray? lol

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  10. Clyde

    February 19th, 2013

    Is there a Spanish language interpretation for ignorant, short, bald-headed, prejudicial chauvinist fat phuck?

    Why yes there is – two in fact:

    1. Pinche baboso

    2. Joe Salazar

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