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Kim Kardassian: ‘If I were a guy, I’d have sex with myself’

Home - by - February 19, 2013 - 22:30 America/New_York - 19 Comments

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  1. Chalupa

    February 19th, 2013

    If Kim was a guy, Kanye would still have sex with him.

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  2. Birdie Num Num

    February 19th, 2013

    I have to think about that one awhile.
    It’s kind of like a Mobius Strip of goofiness.

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  3. old_oaks

    February 19th, 2013

    Good for her! Give me 15 choices (if I could even come up with 4) of anyone remotely famous, Kim Kardassian wouldn’t have even been considered.

    Oh, I know, I’m just racis’ ’cause all the white folks don’t want her after she’s been eating dark meat.

    Only reason I can imagine she’d say something as stupid, she’s losing ground, she’s tainted and Ebony and Jet don’t have as far a reach as Maxim.

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  4. Serious Putty

    February 19th, 2013

    Do it anyway!

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  5. MaryfromMarin

    February 19th, 2013

    O/T (b/c the admins must be lurking somewhere)

    @BFH/Claudia/Irony/Cardigan/etc., etc.-–

    After I click on an ad link, how long do I need to stay on that ad site for iOTW to get $$ credit? I usually click off really fast, but don’t want to short-change y’all.

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  6. Mr. Pinko

    February 19th, 2013

    What are all those round red things on her?
    11 foot pole marks.

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  7. metprof

    February 19th, 2013

    So….I have sex with myself quite often.

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  8. MaryfromMarin

    February 19th, 2013

    E.R. Eddison, anyone?

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  9. Tony R

    February 19th, 2013

    I never got the whole Kardasian thing: overweight ethnic types with heavy features, big head and greasy skin.

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  10. Stranded in Sonoma

    February 20th, 2013

    Jonathan Cheban and Kourtney ended up rowing about the Kardashian’s work ethic.

    So it was a fight over nothing?

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  11. Stranded in Sonoma

    February 20th, 2013

    @Chalupa — The question is, if Kim was a man and Kanye was a woman, would Kim still have sex with Kanye? Or would s/he be busy with him/herself?

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  12. MaryfromMarin

    February 20th, 2013

    @Stranded–

    That may be too metaphysical for them. Well, at least 50% too much.

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  13. Chalupa

    February 20th, 2013

    @Stranded – regardless of gender, I think they both should go eff themselves.

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  14. Nick

    February 20th, 2013

    Yea, If you’re into farm animals

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  15. Dan Ryan Galt

    February 20th, 2013

    To put it politely, by all means Kim, go forth and multiply….with yourself.

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  16. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    February 20th, 2013

    But what if you were a WHITE guy, Kimmy?

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  17. tucsondon

    February 20th, 2013

    Why did I click that link………….

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  18. tucsondon

    February 20th, 2013

    Oh and I did see the Kanye vid. Either he wasn’t doing it right or her fat ass is deader than a mackerel. I’ve seen more movement from a pile of dirt.

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  19. Tim

    February 20th, 2013

    Y’all can have all of that Kardassian ass.

    I haven’t been horny enough to pole that greasy witch since I was 13.

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