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Home - by - February 19, 2013 - 11:30 America/New_York - 24 Comments

You have to hear this to believe it. If I told you what this fecknard said you’d never believe me.

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  1. persecutor

    February 19th, 2013

    Just find a 5 year old and let them subdue the shooter with the same imaginary pistol they’d be suspended from school for brandishing at a classmate.

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  2. BILL

    February 19th, 2013

    This person truly believe the crap he spews.

    this is what constitutionalists are up against.

    the republic is dead.

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  3. Left Coast Dan

    February 19th, 2013

    I would like to see some statistics on how many people are killed, even injured, by civilian responsive fire. I can’t think of any news stories, there must be at least a couple of incidents but they sure aren’t statistically significant.

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  4. Mr. Pinko

    February 19th, 2013

    I wish we could fix America with a ball point pen – by signing impeachment papers.

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  5. Czar of Defenestration

    February 19th, 2013

    “Pee, puke and menstruate…that’s the safest way…”

    I thought *that* was the Left’s answer to self-defense.

    But, ball point pens?!? Does that mean he intends to confiscate my Montblanc Meisterstück?!
    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-BdUzdhCp2IY/T-dCjPHwJQI/AAAAAAAAAMY/E3QcX0-o054/s1600/IMG_9657+copy.JPG

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  6. Bad Brad

    February 19th, 2013

    While currently residing in Occupied Cali, you soon realize that these liberal Hispanic elected officials are just a little whacked in the head.

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  7. fullcirclethinker

    February 19th, 2013

    As of today, I am in support of his recommendation by advocating that all politicians begin arming their body guards with nothing but ball point pens. In other words: you first!

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  8. Mr. Pinko

    February 19th, 2013

    Attention Liberals if you are about to be raped or killed. Please grab your ballpoint pen and go to your safe zone. I will grab my AR 15 and my 1911. Good Luck Sucka

    How about a no rape zone T-shirt? That should do it.

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  9. CrustyB

    February 19th, 2013

    So just wait until he reloads. Don’t get him after to first shot is fired. Brilliant.

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  10. Unruly Refugee

    February 19th, 2013

    I agree with Left Coast Dan. And all of the above.

    When has there ever been a take down of a bad guy where citizens all pull out guns and start mowing down everybody in the room? What a fuking idiot!
    And the thing with the ball point pen is some Hollywood fantasy shit from that Las Vegas movie with Joe Pesci and Robert De Niro, whatever that was called.
    These fckn idiots live in a fantasy world where reality is a scary thing that has to be avoided at all cost.
    shit!

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  11. Dr. Tar

    February 19th, 2013

    You can hear it in the hesitation of his voice that he knows what he’s about to say is completely absurd, but he goes ahead any way and makes a complete idiot of himself. I hope he’s able to take guns away from every one of his constituents that voted for him.

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  12. thirdtwin

    February 19th, 2013

    MSM won’t touch this story, except maybe a chuckle and a shake of the head on Fox. And we are racist and culturally insensitive for even hearing about it.

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  13. Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk

    February 19th, 2013

    Don’t be so critical – it works. Just the other day, I used a ball point pen to disengage the safety of my Remington.

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  14. aleon

    February 19th, 2013

    I used to love Colorado, having lived there back during the 70′s, but I escaped just as it was being Californicated.

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  15. Unruly Refugee

    February 19th, 2013

    @aleon, I too witnessed the Caliphornication of Colorado. It was once the land of adventurous outdoors-men. Emphasis on the “men.” Now it is home to pot smoking liberal girly-boys. Emphasis on the “boys”, lower case letters and all.

    I still love Leadville. The high altitude makes most pot-smoking progs pass out.

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  16. eternal cracker p

    February 19th, 2013

    Just wait until someone uses an Assault Rock in a Gunny Sack. Fully automatic with no reloading required. Ball Point pens will be declared useless.

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  17. Stranded in Sonoma

    February 19th, 2013

    This is what’s going to happen. Mark my words.

    A woman on the UCCS campus is going to be found dead in a safe zone. She will have been raped. A whistle will be found in her hand that has her saliva on it. A man will be arrested after going to the emergency room with a ball point pen wound to his face. He will proven to be the rapist/murderer.

    Another woman on the UCCS campus will be charged with manslaughter after she kills her attacker with a pistol.

    The ‘tards will emphasize that the pistol is bad but the safe zone, pen, and whistle are good. They will be completely unable to connect those two simple dots.

    I hope this doesn’t happen but you just know it’s in the cards.

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  18. serfer62

    February 19th, 2013

    However
    ballpoint pens with a bayonet lug are ILLEGALL!!!!!

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  19. Cruisin Cat

    February 19th, 2013

    I posted this email on his website, you can let him know what you think too: http://jessieforcolorado.com/category/blog/

    It is a FACT that states and municipalities that uphold the second amendment have less murders, rapes and robberies than those that don’t. Ballpoint pens, however, have not been researched, but I suspect they make little impact on crime.
    Look, we know what you’re trying to do, and it violates the letter and the spirit of the 2nd amendment specifically and the Constitution as a whole, and we don’t like it.
    You Sir, are a maroon.

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  20. AbigailAdams

    February 19th, 2013

    Yeah, I think this is the only (twisted) logical conclusion to America’s dog fetish. I see it all the time, walking out in front of our house. One time a woman threw his dog’s feces in our trash can. When I told her to remove it, she said “It takes a village” to raise his dog. She was serious.

    Just a moment ago there was an ad on the tee vee for Purina Dog Chow: “Remember, you’re not just a family (just?)! You’re a dog family!”

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  21. sablegsd

    February 19th, 2013

    “I would like to see some statistics on how many people are killed, even injured, by civilian responsive fire. I can’t think of any news stories, there must be at least a couple of incidents but they sure aren’t statistically significant.”

    For damn sure not as many as the amount of innocent bystanders done in by cops.

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  22. sablegsd

    February 19th, 2013

    “I wish we could fix America with a ball point pen – by signing impeachment papers.”

    I wish we could fix America with a ball point pen – by signing execution for treason orders.

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  23. Aunt Liz

    February 19th, 2013

    So numbnuts – wants us to wait UNTIL a shooter STOPS TO RELOAD and then stab with pens. Yes, because that is so much more efficient than messy crossfire. Jeebus.

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  24. Aunt Liz

    February 19th, 2013

    You Texas folk – please don’t let this happen to your state as well. Colorado used to be a nice conservative state. DON’T LET THESE MORONS INFILTRATE.

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