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Wife pours boiling water on cheating husbands’ genitals

Nefer Netan’s screams ‘pierced the night sky’ after his wife, Yolivel Lopez, struck, say neighbors. Doctors say his penis was ‘utterly destroyed.’

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  1. serfer62

    February 19th, 2013

    I never did like Yolive!

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  2. eternal cracker p

    February 19th, 2013

    Everyone in the Ballpark heard it.

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  3. Birdie Num Num

    February 19th, 2013

    Hell,some dudes will pay $200 an hour for that treatment.

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  4. Unneutral

    February 19th, 2013

    Is she also known for roasting nuts by the fire?

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  5. Anonymous

    February 19th, 2013

    Denatured proteins

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  6. norman einstein

    February 19th, 2013

    At least she didn’t Bobbitize him.

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  7. HooHooNayNay

    February 19th, 2013

    Denatured proteins is right; like my professor said, you can’t un-cook an egg, especially Nefer’s special huevos.

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  8. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 19th, 2013

    Why are you trying to get even with a cheating spouse? You out them on facebook and to anyone in the village who will listen- for the cheating whore/manslut they are, divorce them and move on. Now this dumbass is going to jail. How does that help her win her case? Duh.

    I love the comment from the story, “Men cheat more than women.” Hey sweetie, who are those men cheating with? Yeah, that’s right. A WOMAN.
    Idiot.

    lol.

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  9. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 19th, 2013

    Are Hill and Bill on vacay in Colombia? lol

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  10. ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

    February 19th, 2013

    Jeez, I thought you could only get shrinkage from cold water.

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  11. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 19th, 2013

    Maybe this will help —> http://www.snapon.com/

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  12. Anonymous

    February 19th, 2013

    Since it will not function again, is it essentially “soft boiled” ?

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  13. sablegsd

    February 19th, 2013

    She’s stalking the whore, oops, mistress now. Boiling water douche?

    Me, I would want a little more evidence then some bitch bragging on the phone.

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  14. Alxandro

    February 19th, 2013

    What the hell is wrong with Hispanic women?
    There, I said it.

    Btw did it split down the middle like a frank?

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  15. bitterclinger

    February 19th, 2013

    Yolivel makes Lorena appear downright compassionate.

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  16. F.D.R. in Hell

    February 19th, 2013

    Reminds me of the old Dr. Kildare line:

    “Nurse! No wonder the patient got angry; the chart says ‘Prick his boil…’ ”

    :-) :evil: :-)

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  17. Chieftain

    February 19th, 2013

    Love hurts…

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  18. Eleanor in Hell

    February 19th, 2013

    This thread is useless without pictures.

    By the way, I’ve never seen one angry. :eek:

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  19. aleon

    February 19th, 2013

    I wonder if it built up a head of steam?

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  20. Lance o Lot

    February 19th, 2013

    When I was a kid living in the Philippines, there was an Airman on Clark that quit going to church with his family, claiming he was tired and need to sleep in. A few weeks into this, his wife slipped into the house quietly and spotted him sleeping in with the maid, after a round of coitus. So she quietly boiled a large pot of water, tossed it on the two of them and left. Alerted by the shrieks, neighbors called the medics.

    While the military worked to fix him up, the poor Filipina was badly disfigured for life

    The wife was not charged, he was courts martial-ed.

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