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The Weekly Standard

Last week, it was announced that Ray’s Hell Burger just outside Washington, D.C. would be closing its doors. A fan of the burger joint was President Obama, who had visited the location with his Russian counterpart.

Well, it’s happened again. In August, Obama visited Star Brewery in Dubuque. And now a local publication reports that the business is closing its doors.

THonline.com reports:

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» 16 Comments

  1. even steven

    February 19th, 2013

    The reverse Midas touch… everything he touches turns to shit.

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  2. dapenguin

    February 19th, 2013

    mabye he can visit the democratic national headquarters next

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  3. thirdtwin

    February 19th, 2013

    If touching includes bear hugs, then Big Apple Pizza in Ft. Pierce, FL should be shuttering soon.

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  4. old_oaks

    February 19th, 2013

    It would be nice to know if the revenues plunged on these establishments post visits or the owners just gave up and retired?

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  5. norman einstein

    February 19th, 2013

    @stevie…exactly what I was going to say.

    Midas spelled backwards is ‘Sadim’. Close enough.

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  6. eternal cracker p

    February 19th, 2013

    Progressives can’t rise up on their own merit, they can only hope everything around them turns to shit.

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  7. Anonymous

    February 19th, 2013

    His touch– explains why Mooch tries to keep her distance.

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  8. squatch

    February 19th, 2013

    The Obama Position is Michelle on top because he only knows how to ____ up.

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  9. norman einstein

    February 19th, 2013

    I like his little Poindexter “associate’s” outfit, particularly the pink purse.
    But shouldn’t he have a pocket protector for his pen?

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  10. McFartus Spontaneous

    February 19th, 2013

    You nailed it Eternal Cracker P!

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  11. Diann

    February 19th, 2013

    Diggin’ the fag bag.

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  12. RosalindJ

    February 19th, 2013

    Typhoid Barry.

    That was too easy.

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  13. venturaguy

    February 19th, 2013

    Perfect – Make-it-Worse is out of business too

    Missing the bluetooth earpiece and sunglasses though

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  14. Stirrin the B.S.

    February 19th, 2013

    @Norm – Sadim

    You might be on to something there. Sadim Baraq Hussein Obama. Death to America, allahu akbar!

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  15. Bad Brad

    February 19th, 2013

    You know what he’s planning is going to be real bad when he finish’s describing his brilliant idea with the phrase, “Cause it’s the right thing toDO”

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  16. Anonymous

    February 19th, 2013

    everything he touches turns to total shit.

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