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Everything He Touches…
The Weekly Standard
Last week, it was announced that Ray’s Hell Burger just outside Washington, D.C. would be closing its doors. A fan of the burger joint was President Obama, who had visited the location with his Russian counterpart.
Well, it’s happened again. In August, Obama visited Star Brewery in Dubuque. And now a local publication reports that the business is closing its doors.
even steven
February 19th, 2013
The reverse Midas touch… everything he touches turns to shit.
dapenguin
February 19th, 2013
mabye he can visit the democratic national headquarters next
thirdtwin
February 19th, 2013
If touching includes bear hugs, then Big Apple Pizza in Ft. Pierce, FL should be shuttering soon.
old_oaks
February 19th, 2013
It would be nice to know if the revenues plunged on these establishments post visits or the owners just gave up and retired?
norman einstein
February 19th, 2013
@stevie…exactly what I was going to say.
Midas spelled backwards is ‘Sadim’. Close enough.
eternal cracker p
February 19th, 2013
Progressives can’t rise up on their own merit, they can only hope everything around them turns to shit.
Anonymous
February 19th, 2013
His touch– explains why Mooch tries to keep her distance.
squatch
February 19th, 2013
The Obama Position is Michelle on top because he only knows how to ____ up.
norman einstein
February 19th, 2013
I like his little Poindexter “associate’s” outfit, particularly the pink purse.
But shouldn’t he have a pocket protector for his pen?
McFartus Spontaneous
February 19th, 2013
You nailed it Eternal Cracker P!
Diann
February 19th, 2013
Diggin’ the fag bag.
RosalindJ
February 19th, 2013
Typhoid Barry.
That was too easy.
venturaguy
February 19th, 2013
Perfect – Make-it-Worse is out of business too
Missing the bluetooth earpiece and sunglasses though
Stirrin the B.S.
February 19th, 2013
@Norm – Sadim
You might be on to something there. Sadim Baraq Hussein Obama. Death to America, allahu akbar!
Bad Brad
February 19th, 2013
You know what he’s planning is going to be real bad when he finish’s describing his brilliant idea with the phrase, “Cause it’s the right thing toDO”
Anonymous
February 19th, 2013
everything he touches turns to total shit.