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What'd She Do?

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  1. Maudie N Mandeville

    February 19th, 2013

    Obama 2016!

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  2. metprof

    February 19th, 2013

    No wonder her kid likes Beggin’ Strips and licks his nuts in public.

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  3. metprof

    February 19th, 2013

    Hey………just back from the animal shelter and scored BIIIGGGG.

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  4. Mr.Pinko

    February 19th, 2013

     
  5. mkultra

    February 19th, 2013

    There’s nothing wrong with her (that an exorcism can’t fix).

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  6. aleon

    February 19th, 2013

    Does she wear boxer shorts?

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  7. Goldenfoxx

    February 19th, 2013

    Man! I was totally wrong with my vote! She’s just disgusting!

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  8. Unruly Refugee

    February 19th, 2013

    These quizzes are starting to make me suspicious of all strangers. Haven’t gotten one right yet.

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  9. thirdtwin

    February 19th, 2013

     
  10. Czar of Defenestration

    February 19th, 2013

    Who let the dogs (in and) out?
    Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!

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  11. Dadof3

    February 19th, 2013

    Good looking enough, probably fun to be around and treats you nicely. Maybe a bit quirky personality but that’s refreshing at first blush. So you date her some more and start getting into her and she into you. You start coming over to her place and start asking yourself if there may be a future with her.

    Then, one day, WHAM! Crazy is all over the floor gettin’ on everything. Police get involved. She gets a mug shot. Things are not what you thought they were.

    (sigh)

    Hate when that happens.

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  12. Diann

    February 19th, 2013

    So, I’m guessing “pug ugly” is a turn-on?

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  13. Dadof3

    February 19th, 2013

    The kicker about my previous post is that it really happened to me.

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  14. Stranded in Sonoma

    February 19th, 2013

    …Sonnier engaged in both vaginal and oral sex with the dogs.

    The boyfriend also told police that he believes Sonnier is pregnant with his child…

    Remember dude, you’ve been where the dog has been. And she gets more gratification from the dog.

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  15. Gina

    February 19th, 2013

    when am i ever going to learn to refrain from eating while visiting this website?

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  16. thirdtwin

    February 19th, 2013

    lol@czar…

    “Who just screwed the pooch?”

    “This chick!”

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  17. Dadof3

    February 19th, 2013

    Gina, I take it break times are when you visit?

    Gotta eat when you can.

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  18. Bad Brad

    February 19th, 2013

    Poor mutt, Fleas and a couple STD’s. I guess the charges were cruelty to animals.

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  19. Lance o Lot

    February 19th, 2013

    Ewe!!!

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  20. Brian in BC

    February 19th, 2013

    Note to self…scroll past these quizzes in the future…didn’t really want to know that, I’m quite happy being oblivious to the lives of these sickos.

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  21. Brian in BC

    February 19th, 2013

    Dadof3…I’m scared to ask, I likely don’t want to know…what was the “crazy” in your situation?

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  22. Stirrin the B.S.

    February 19th, 2013

    Wow, didn’t see that one coming. I’m oh-fer on all of these quizzes. I must lead a sheltered life. And I don’t mean a dog shelter – I don’t want this skank humpin’ my leg.

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  23. thirdtwin

    February 19th, 2013

    Fleabag or fatwa…fleabag or fatwa…hmmm

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  24. the aardvark

    February 19th, 2013

    I guess she’s really gone to the dogs. OWOOOOH!

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  25. Tim

    February 19th, 2013

    Didn’t see that coming.

    I went with the pot brownies.

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  26. persecutor

    February 19th, 2013

    Brittany Spaniel er, Sonnier. Sorry, got her name confused there for a minute.

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  27. the aardvark

    February 19th, 2013

    Didn’t the Happy Hooker over at Penthouse magazine back in the 70′s brag about having sex with a dog, a German Shepherd if I remember right. Don’t ask me why I remember this, I just do.

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  28. Dadof3

    February 19th, 2013

    Brian, Turns out she was some kind of bi-polar. She was never diagnosed professionally until in jail but for years she asked her family doctor for anti-depressants that helped but she did not like taking because they took her whole ‘edge’ off.

    She was a high achiever that ran the office of a $4 million-a-year company so I really didn’t question what now looks like an obsessiveness. I knew I would ever be able to keep up with her and found out later that that was normal.

    She had a psychotic episode. Bits and pieces of reality were woven in with bits and pieces she made up. She shot a co-worker she saw as someone else.

    Found out at least 8 of her 9 siblings are on some kind of mind altering medicine. Ask them and you’ll be told nothing is wrong with them – you have to find out other ways and this brought it to light for me.

    Let’s just say getting to know the family is paramount but also trust your instincts.

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  29. persecutor

    February 19th, 2013

    The following story is presented in five acts, three of which are natural.

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  30. F.D.R. in Hell

    February 19th, 2013

    Such a pretty young lassie, too. :evil:

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  31. Eleanor in Hell

    February 19th, 2013

    Franklin, at least you were smart enough not to comment: “Hell, I was -married- to a dog.”
    :eek:

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  32. Brian

    February 19th, 2013

    I keep getting these wrong and I think it’s because I continuously give people too much credit.

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  33. dapenguin

    February 19th, 2013

    dang it, I fell for the obvious; the VW bus in the background was just a red herring :(

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  34. Dr. Tar

    February 19th, 2013

    I never knew crimes against nature is an actual arrestable offense. I always thought it was just a turn of phrase.

    And to think Mooch is still walking around skiing at Aspen free as a…what ever she is, and no one says a peep.

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  35. dude

    February 19th, 2013

    She needs to be spayed.

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  36. dude

    February 19th, 2013

    Funny how people start looking like their dogs…..

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  37. Dr. Tar

    February 19th, 2013

    BFH the VW Microbus and her get up were a nice piece of misdirection. I took her for a herb brownie dispenser immediately.

    Well played sir.

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  38. J Frank Parnell

    February 19th, 2013

    Her name is “Brittany.” Like the spaniel.

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  39. yourfavoriteunkle

    February 19th, 2013

    @ DrTar…. I too was misled by the photo…. that BFH certainly is a clever one…standing in front of the Safeway, I automatically assumed that this dirty scumbag hippie reprobate was enjoying the buffet that Safeway doesn’t offer.

    All I have to say about the truth of the matter is :Eeeeeeewwwwww! That’s nasty.

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  40. Runs a

    February 19th, 2013

    Dog “walking” service

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  41. Frosteetoes

    February 19th, 2013

    See how more of these types of bestiality stories are becoming frequent? Along with the incest stories. The pedophile stories are way over the top and lest we forget that the APA ‘destigmatized’in the DSM as just another ‘sexual orientation.’ It follows the same pattern that the homosexual advocates took to get to where we are now between homo’s openly practicing sodomy and people who condemn it are punished for speaking out against it. Beside’s NAMBLA and other pedophile groups who are trying to get the age of consent laws lowered to 9, 8 and even lower there are active incest and ‘animal lover’ advocates who are trying to get their perversions legalized.

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  42. Angry Drunken Dwarf

    February 19th, 2013

    Maybe she would curl up at your feet and fetch the paper too.

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  43. sablegsd

    February 19th, 2013

    Frosteetoes, I can’t really like your post, but I sure as hell agree with it.

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  44. Dr Tar

    February 19th, 2013

    @Frosteetoes What does your fortune cookie say? I can’t read it from here.

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  45. Frosteetoes

    February 19th, 2013

    @sablegsd, in my own lifetime I would never have imagined blatant debauchery so open without any prosecution while at the same time demonizing those who would speak out against it. The later is more disturbing. Sorry.

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  46. Frosteetoes

    February 19th, 2013

    @Dr. Tar, “That wasn’t chicken that you just ate.” The link is to a local Chinese restaurant.

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  47. cfm990

    February 19th, 2013

    Old Mother Hubbard, went to the cupboard,
    to get her poor dog a bone.
    But when she bent over, old Rover took over.
    And gave her a bone of his own.

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  48. norman einstein

    February 19th, 2013

    In spite of the fact that society and morality are crumbling around us, I think I’m more concerned with BFH’s ability to come up with the ‘alternative’ answers he offers.

    “Injected Crazy Glue Into Her “Farting Husband’s” Anus”
    OK…so I LOL…but I’m not proud of it.

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  49. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    February 19th, 2013

    That’s illegal in Tucson? I thought that was an open city.

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  50. reddecaesari

    February 19th, 2013

    thought she was stealing wallets.

    here is the dealio. this girl doesn’t suddenly wake up one day and say “hey, i think i will screw fido”. and for dad to be aware of this vile behavior and still have animals in the house, he is part of the problem. may have introduced her to it. she has been sexually abused because no one thinks up this on their own.

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  51. Paul Moore

    February 19th, 2013

    Is the boyfriend sure that the child is his?

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  52. FabianNightmare

    February 19th, 2013

    Cry “Havoc” and let slip the dogs of (love?)

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  53. Dan Ryan Galt

    February 19th, 2013

    Wonder who she voted for in the last election?

    Naw, no I don’t

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  54. Dr. Tar

    February 19th, 2013

    @Frosteetoes Perfect for iOTW funny and scary at the same time.

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  55. sTevo

    February 19th, 2013

    I sniffed this one out.

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  56. Billy Fuster

    February 19th, 2013

    Woof!

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  57. marleenna1959

    February 19th, 2013

    what a sick little puppy.

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  58. Chieftain

    February 19th, 2013

    Poodle bites, poodle chews it……

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  59. Nogac

    February 19th, 2013

    she’ll bounce back, I chased a lot of tail when I was 20 and I turned out alright.

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  60. B. Hussein Obama

    February 20th, 2013

    Your sposed to EAT the dog not fu** it!

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