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iOwnTheWorld Exclusive – Footage of Michelle Obama Skiing in Aspen

Home - by - February 19, 2013 - 09:10 America/New_York - 34 Comments

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  1. Hotlanta Mike

    February 18th, 2013

    First Lady Thunder Thighs skiing in for a Big Mac and Fries…

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  2. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 18th, 2013

    lolol! I notice she hasn’t skii’d back out.

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  3. Jethro

    February 18th, 2013

    The impact was softened by the rather monsterous pile of supersize fry orders they had prepared, following the orders of the secret service team who were there to look for for prostit…I mean possible right wing extremist terrorists…

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  4. Reiuxcat

    February 18th, 2013

    Frilliant!

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  5. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    February 18th, 2013

    As if Mickey D’s didn’t have enough PR problems…

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  6. Hanoverfist

    February 18th, 2013

    All I get is white screen.
    maybe later.

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  7. norman einstein

    February 18th, 2013

    In the ‘sequel’, a huge avalanche is mysteriously triggered, crashes down the mountain and takes out the McD’s hut.

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  8. eternal cracker p

    February 18th, 2013

    I thought for sure the avalanche of snow behind the thunder would have buried the MacDonald’s after her grand entrance.

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  9. Hawaiian

    February 18th, 2013

    You need to draw her ass much, much bigger. Other than that, spot on.

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  10. eternal cracker p

    February 18th, 2013

    All Ronald MacDonald needs to do is equip himself with a boob belt and he can be all up in the white house.

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  11. Moxie Man

    February 18th, 2013

    Brilliant, but how come mine shows a Burger King?

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  12. Chalupa

    February 18th, 2013

    She’ll have the Toboggan Full Of Fries.

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  13. TheFineReport.com

    February 18th, 2013

    Those tight pants. Eww….

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  14. even steven

    February 18th, 2013

    Are McRibs back?

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  15. Corona

    February 19th, 2013

    Heh heh heh. Good one!

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  16. One Notch Above a Congresscritter

    February 19th, 2013

    And you said there was no such thing as an abominable snowman.

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  17. bangerbuster

    February 19th, 2013

    Whoa Folks though there was a giant BLACK bear rolling down hill ! But no it as just thunder bunns Moosie

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  18. Jerry Manderin

    February 19th, 2013

    I just woke up my elderly neighbor.

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

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  19. Whom

    February 19th, 2013

    So McDonald’s captured Sasquatch??

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  20. HardyBrooks

    February 19th, 2013

    The barky midas touch goes west!!!! This franchise will close within 60 days after finding undetermined meat product in food, young women begin showing signs of thunderass/thighs and back fur at early age after eating there, barky shoots a 160 w/help from tiger, declares holiday for mixed race wife abusers/cokeheads…….

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  21. Diann

    February 19th, 2013

    There’s laughing all the way to the bank.

    Then there’s…

    scowling all the way to McDonald’s.

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  22. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    February 19th, 2013

    And Aspen thought they had begun to get rid of the ongoing STINK problem they’ve had there since Moose and the Moosettes’ last visit.

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  23. Lady Pint

    February 19th, 2013

    My, My…What an unattractive man.

    Wait! That is that American horse’s ass with a horse’s ass.

    Oh! Now they have gone too far; having that horse ski into a McDonalds! Oh that is funny!

    I read somewhere that a horse will not eat meat, but will eat a McDonalds hamburger sandwhich.

    Lady

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    February 19th, 2013

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  25. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    February 19th, 2013

    I dunno. The notion of Moose Obama as “sticky” is something I just can’t handle.

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  26. McFartus Spontaneous

    February 19th, 2013

    In the case of Michelle Obama’s ass, yes Barry, she did build that!

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  27. hanoverfist

    February 19th, 2013

    She’d get wedged in the double doors.

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  28. DR wood

    February 19th, 2013

    When the hell will she ever dress and act like a first lady she dosen’t fit the part like her partner.

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  29. Dr. Tar

    February 19th, 2013

    @even steven Maybe they’ve started serving McTamales.

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  30. MOTUS

    February 19th, 2013

    BFH: How did you get that footage? We have a complete embargo on photos & videos! I think the black Suburbans are pulling up in front of your house!

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  31. Mz BallBreaker

    February 19th, 2013

    She violated at least 4 DOT rules…
    1. No brake signals showing on dat caboose.
    2. Leaving the tracks is agin the DOT code of rail conduct.
    3. Missing WIDE LOAD signage on dat caboose.
    4. Missing “we break for cheeseburgers, tamales, enchiladas, frenchfries, pulledpoke, and roadkill” tailgate signs.
    So let de gommint seize her ass(ets) if day can…

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  32. BILL

    February 19th, 2013

    there is a reason wookies have all that fur.

    they like winter sports.

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  33. Slow Joe Bidet

    February 19th, 2013

    As I keep tellin’ the boss: I’d hit it!

    Sends him into vomiting convulsions – I don’t get it!!

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  34. majorityofone

    February 19th, 2013

    Mz BallBreaker

    Also a wide load like that requires at least three pilot cars, one in front,two holding up the rear.

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