Home - by BigFurHat - February 19, 2013 - 09:10 America/New_York - 34 Comments
February 18th, 2013
First Lady Thunder Thighs skiing in for a Big Mac and Fries…
Mary Jane Anklestraps
lolol! I notice she hasn’t skii’d back out.
The impact was softened by the rather monsterous pile of supersize fry orders they had prepared, following the orders of the secret service team who were there to look for for prostit…I mean possible right wing extremist terrorists…
Boobie the Rocket Dog
As if Mickey D’s didn’t have enough PR problems…
All I get is white screen.
In the ‘sequel’, a huge avalanche is mysteriously triggered, crashes down the mountain and takes out the McD’s hut.
eternal cracker p
I thought for sure the avalanche of snow behind the thunder would have buried the MacDonald’s after her grand entrance.
You need to draw her ass much, much bigger. Other than that, spot on.
All Ronald MacDonald needs to do is equip himself with a boob belt and he can be all up in the white house.
Brilliant, but how come mine shows a Burger King?
She’ll have the Toboggan Full Of Fries.
Those tight pants. Eww….
Are McRibs back?
February 19th, 2013
Heh heh heh. Good one!
One Notch Above a Congresscritter
And you said there was no such thing as an abominable snowman.
Whoa Folks though there was a giant BLACK bear rolling down hill ! But no it as just thunder bunns Moosie
I just woke up my elderly neighbor.
So McDonald’s captured Sasquatch??
The barky midas touch goes west!!!! This franchise will close within 60 days after finding undetermined meat product in food, young women begin showing signs of thunderass/thighs and back fur at early age after eating there, barky shoots a 160 w/help from tiger, declares holiday for mixed race wife abusers/cokeheads…….
There’s laughing all the way to the bank.
scowling all the way to McDonald’s.
And Aspen thought they had begun to get rid of the ongoing STINK problem they’ve had there since Moose and the Moosettes’ last visit.
My, My…What an unattractive man.
Wait! That is that American horse’s ass with a horse’s ass.
Oh! Now they have gone too far; having that horse ski into a McDonalds! Oh that is funny!
I read somewhere that a horse will not eat meat, but will eat a McDonalds hamburger sandwhich.
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I dunno. The notion of Moose Obama as “sticky” is something I just can’t handle.
In the case of Michelle Obama’s ass, yes Barry, she did build that!
She’d get wedged in the double doors.
When the hell will she ever dress and act like a first lady she dosen’t fit the part like her partner.
@even steven Maybe they’ve started serving McTamales.
BFH: How did you get that footage? We have a complete embargo on photos & videos! I think the black Suburbans are pulling up in front of your house!
She violated at least 4 DOT rules…
1. No brake signals showing on dat caboose.
2. Leaving the tracks is agin the DOT code of rail conduct.
3. Missing WIDE LOAD signage on dat caboose.
4. Missing “we break for cheeseburgers, tamales, enchiladas, frenchfries, pulledpoke, and roadkill” tailgate signs.
So let de gommint seize her ass(ets) if day can…
there is a reason wookies have all that fur.
they like winter sports.
Slow Joe Bidet
As I keep tellin’ the boss: I’d hit it!
Sends him into vomiting convulsions – I don’t get it!!
Also a wide load like that requires at least three pilot cars, one in front,two holding up the rear.
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