Home - by BigFurHat - February 18, 2013 - 22:15 America/New_York - 26 Comments
What's This Guy Do
Ordered Donuts, Naked, at A Dunkin Donuts Drive-Thru
Shoplifts Produce By Secreting It in a Very Bad Place
Trying on Women's Hosiery at a Target
Pretending To Slip On, ummm, A Slippery Substance at a Porno Palace
Pretending To Pass Out in Public So People Give Him Mouth To Mouth
Pretending To Crippled So Medicaid Would Send Nurses To "Wash Him"
Hiding in a Sewer To Look Up Women's Dresses
Works Children's Parties as a Magician. Wait'll You See What's in His Hat
What's This Guy Do
February 18th, 2013
So why is it against the law to be naked in your own vehicle?
Mary Jane Anklestraps
Because he exposed himself to the drive through teller. If he kept the coat over his lap, fine. Once you remove it, not so fine.
Why don’t HOT guys ever do this? lolol
Looking for a stack of fresh from the oven, warm, sticky glazed donuts at a quarter to one in the morning…??
Perhaps his offer to a potential assistant to help him stack them properly was too low…perhaps he approached the wrong assistant….??
Kinky bastard for certain…but at least he didn’t need a paper bag…
… and a coffee, hold the cream.
BigFur, How twisted are you to come up with another half dozen equally perverted potentialcrimes for these psychos?
Your just not around.
Would have thrown hot coffee on him.
Stirrin the B.S.
What does he do when all of the drive-thru clerks bust out laughing when they see it, I mean him?
the possible crimes are so fantastic it is hard to pick.
keep them coming.
MJA I was being sarcastic.
Does it have something to do with him getting his head stuck in a powerful suction dredging pipe?
February 19th, 2013
I had to wonder if Officer Massey really had to be called to report to Dunkin’ Donuts.
The guy has enough forehead to house another whole face.
“Snot is running down his nose.”
One Notch Above a Congresscritter
Clothing is not optional at Dunkin Donuts?
Stranded in Sonoma
I picked the sewer because he looks like a democrat.
Good thing he didn’t have a gun!
Boobie the Rocket Dog
Y’mean you can get arrested for THAT?
“Officer, he was playing with something that looked like a penis only smaller.”
I picked party clown magician.
Careful, Stirrin…look at those eyes. You’d have to ask yourself: “Is that a gun under his overcoat, or is he just happy for me to see him?”.
There must be something really toxic in the water in Westborough.
Oh Maaan!!! I REALLY wanted it to be…
“Pretending To Crippled So Medicaid Would Send Nurses To “Wash Him”"
Hey! I was right!
I chose the “nurse washing” because that’s what I would have done.
My point exactly!
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