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What's This Guy Do

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  1. Plain Jane

    February 18th, 2013

    So why is it against the law to be naked in your own vehicle?

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  2. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 18th, 2013

    Because he exposed himself to the drive through teller. If he kept the coat over his lap, fine. Once you remove it, not so fine.

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  3. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 18th, 2013

    Why don’t HOT guys ever do this? lolol

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  4. Chieftain

    February 18th, 2013

    Looking for a stack of fresh from the oven, warm, sticky glazed donuts at a quarter to one in the morning…??

    Perhaps his offer to a potential assistant to help him stack them properly was too low…perhaps he approached the wrong assistant….??

    Kinky bastard for certain…but at least he didn’t need a paper bag…

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  5. Weldor

    February 18th, 2013

    His llama…?

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  6. Moxie Man

    February 18th, 2013

    … and a coffee, hold the cream.

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  7. Ohio Dan

    February 18th, 2013

    BigFur, How twisted are you to come up with another half dozen equally perverted potentialcrimes for these psychos?

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  8. Hanoverfist

    February 18th, 2013

    M.J.A.

    I do

    Your just not around. ;-)

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  9. My wife

    February 18th, 2013

    Would have thrown hot coffee on him.

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  10. Stirrin the B.S.

    February 18th, 2013

    What does he do when all of the drive-thru clerks bust out laughing when they see it, I mean him?

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  11. reddecaesari

    February 18th, 2013

    the possible crimes are so fantastic it is hard to pick.

    keep them coming.

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  12. Plain Jane

    February 18th, 2013

    MJA I was being sarcastic. :-)

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  13. Unruly Refugee

    February 18th, 2013

    Does it have something to do with him getting his head stuck in a powerful suction dredging pipe?

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  14. Blink

    February 19th, 2013

    I had to wonder if Officer Massey really had to be called to report to Dunkin’ Donuts.

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  15. Unruly Refugee

    February 19th, 2013

    The guy has enough forehead to house another whole face.

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  16. Corona

    February 19th, 2013

    “Snot is running down his nose.”

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  17. One Notch Above a Congresscritter

    February 19th, 2013

    Clothing is not optional at Dunkin Donuts?

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  18. Stranded in Sonoma

    February 19th, 2013

    I picked the sewer because he looks like a democrat.

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  19. OpenTheDoor

    February 19th, 2013

    Good thing he didn’t have a gun!
    Oh, wait.

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  20. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    February 19th, 2013

    Y’mean you can get arrested for THAT?
    “Officer, he was playing with something that looked like a penis only smaller.”
    I picked party clown magician.

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  21. thirdtwin

    February 19th, 2013

    Careful, Stirrin…look at those eyes. You’d have to ask yourself: “Is that a gun under his overcoat, or is he just happy for me to see him?”.

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  22. Dianne

    February 19th, 2013

    There must be something really toxic in the water in Westborough.

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  23. pink Floyd

    February 19th, 2013

    Oh Maaan!!! I REALLY wanted it to be…

    “Pretending To Crippled So Medicaid Would Send Nurses To “Wash Him”"

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  24. Dano

    February 19th, 2013

    Hey! I was right!

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  25. Billy Fuster

    February 19th, 2013

    I chose the “nurse washing” because that’s what I would have done.

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  26. pink Floyd

    February 19th, 2013

    My point exactly!

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