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The Classy Buzzfeed Asks Readers If They’d “Hit It Or Quit It?” And List Presidents and Their Wives
I took the poll and said “hit it” for Michelle Obama until I realized they meant “have sex with her.”
(Incidentally, Nancy Reagan won the poll. Even over Jackie O.)
Well, no one ever accused us of being classy, so, I give you our poll.
Things You Rather Do Than Have Sex With Either of the Obamas
IronyCurtain
February 18th, 2013
Since I actually HAVE assembled an IKEA bunk bed this was a no-brainer for me.
BigFurHat
February 18th, 2013
With Michael J. Fox?
grayscape
February 18th, 2013
I know for a fact that Nancy not only doesn’t wear diapers…she doesn’t wear panties either…
hubba hubba….
Jethro
February 18th, 2013
Assembling the bunk bed is one thing. Taking the risk of sleeping in it with all the hardware lost on the floor is another…
norman einstein
February 18th, 2013
I’ve never done bunk beds, but I once assembled a gas BBQ from scratch.
Several hours and a couple of cases of beer later it was finally put together.
But I never did find out why I had about two pounds of nuts, bolts and assorted widgets left over.
Dan Ryan Galt
February 18th, 2013
Wow! I don’t see “Kill myself” on the list but that certainly should be an option.
As for Nancy Pelois, not sure if I want to know how you know that Mr grayscape but I’ll take your word for it.
aleon
February 18th, 2013
All of the above?
MaryfromMarin
February 18th, 2013
I now know who to thank for once again bringing the internet down to slime level. No, not the iOTW poll; there’s parody and then there’s pathetic dreck.
Dr. Tar
February 18th, 2013
BFH You have a twisted and sick imagination to come up with this list of alternatives.
grayscape
February 18th, 2013
@Dan – She’s a wildwoman when she starts drinking…
Cruisin Cat
February 18th, 2013
I’d rather cut my dick off with the dull side of a rusty hacksaw blade than do any of those things.
Dan Ryan Galt
February 18th, 2013
Yeah grayscape, I bet she really cuts up at the senior citizens center.
Break a hip Nancy.
norman einstein
February 18th, 2013
Uh-oh!
I just noticed they don’t have F.D.R. or Eleanor in their poll.
She’s gonna be pissed.
Corny
February 18th, 2013
Changing Harry Reid’s diaper?
Johnny Freedom
February 18th, 2013
I’ll take the “repeatedly slam your man stuff in a drawer” option.
BigSlurpy
February 18th, 2013
You forgot chewing on aluminum foil while shaving with a cheese grater.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
February 18th, 2013
I’ll gargle a sewing kit. Thanks.
metprof
February 18th, 2013
Rosa DeLauro???
LOLOLOL
I’ll bet her dogs gotta a crust on ‘um you can’t break with a pile driver.
Sapper Chris
February 18th, 2013
+1000 Johnny Freedom. First thought was ‘slam my balls in a drawer’. In the interest of being original, I’d rather dry hump a fire ant nest than bang Moochelle.
reddecaesari
February 18th, 2013
oh man. i have never laughed so hard at these options.
going with the yarmulkes in egypt.
Stranded in Sonoma
February 19th, 2013
I chose the bunk bed because if I wait long enough, Fox will shimmy and shake his way out the door and I’ll just lock it behind him. Then I can build the bunk bed alone.
Lisl
February 19th, 2013
Oh I don’t know, maybe eat ground glass, have a safe dropped on me, run through Katmai National Park with a pound of bacon strapped to my back?
Death_By_Farts
February 19th, 2013
Too bad suicide isn’t on the list…
Blacksmith8
February 19th, 2013
whew, lucky I put the coffee down before that last click
That was too close
Michael Haltman
February 19th, 2013
Is the sewing kit with the needles or just the spools?
MNHawk
February 19th, 2013
Ebert for the comedy value of watching a wretched human being with no real mouth try to eat twizzlers.
Callmelennie
February 19th, 2013
I’ll scrape Rosa DeLauro’s feet, but I adamantly refuse to shave her back
Callmelennie
February 19th, 2013
I’ll also make a bunk bed with Michael J Fox, but I won’t go shooting with him
Mz BallBreaker
February 19th, 2013
You left off a class act option…..serve as the third in a menage a trois with Reggie and Barry to DP BoobieO…..