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The Classy Buzzfeed Asks Readers If They’d “Hit It Or Quit It?” And List Presidents and Their Wives

Home - by - February 18, 2013 - 19:30 America/New_York - 29 Comments

I took the poll and said “hit it” for Michelle Obama until I realized they meant “have sex with her.”

(Incidentally, Nancy Reagan won the poll. Even over Jackie O.)

Well, no one ever accused us of being classy, so, I give you our poll.

Things You Rather Do Than Have Sex With Either of the Obamas

» 29 Comments

  1. IronyCurtain

    February 18th, 2013

    Since I actually HAVE assembled an IKEA bunk bed this was a no-brainer for me.

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  2. BigFurHat

    February 18th, 2013

    With Michael J. Fox?

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  3. grayscape

    February 18th, 2013

    I know for a fact that Nancy not only doesn’t wear diapers…she doesn’t wear panties either…

    hubba hubba….

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  4. Jethro

    February 18th, 2013

    Assembling the bunk bed is one thing. Taking the risk of sleeping in it with all the hardware lost on the floor is another…

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  5. norman einstein

    February 18th, 2013

    I’ve never done bunk beds, but I once assembled a gas BBQ from scratch.
    Several hours and a couple of cases of beer later it was finally put together.
    But I never did find out why I had about two pounds of nuts, bolts and assorted widgets left over.

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  6. Dan Ryan Galt

    February 18th, 2013

    Wow! I don’t see “Kill myself” on the list but that certainly should be an option.

    As for Nancy Pelois, not sure if I want to know how you know that Mr grayscape but I’ll take your word for it.

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  7. aleon

    February 18th, 2013

    All of the above?

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  8. MaryfromMarin

    February 18th, 2013

    I now know who to thank for once again bringing the internet down to slime level. No, not the iOTW poll; there’s parody and then there’s pathetic dreck.

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  9. Dr. Tar

    February 18th, 2013

    BFH You have a twisted and sick imagination to come up with this list of alternatives.

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  10. grayscape

    February 18th, 2013

    @Dan – She’s a wildwoman when she starts drinking…

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  11. Cruisin Cat

    February 18th, 2013

    I’d rather cut my dick off with the dull side of a rusty hacksaw blade than do any of those things.

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  12. Dan Ryan Galt

    February 18th, 2013

    Yeah grayscape, I bet she really cuts up at the senior citizens center.

    Break a hip Nancy.

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  13. norman einstein

    February 18th, 2013

    Uh-oh!
    I just noticed they don’t have F.D.R. or Eleanor in their poll.
    She’s gonna be pissed.

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  14. Corny

    February 18th, 2013

    Changing Harry Reid’s diaper?

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  15. Johnny Freedom

    February 18th, 2013

    I’ll take the “repeatedly slam your man stuff in a drawer” option.

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  16. BigSlurpy

    February 18th, 2013

    You forgot chewing on aluminum foil while shaving with a cheese grater.

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  17. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 18th, 2013

    I’ll gargle a sewing kit. Thanks.

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  18. metprof

    February 18th, 2013

    Rosa DeLauro???

    LOLOLOL

    I’ll bet her dogs gotta a crust on ‘um you can’t break with a pile driver.

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  19. Sapper Chris

    February 18th, 2013

    +1000 Johnny Freedom. First thought was ‘slam my balls in a drawer’. In the interest of being original, I’d rather dry hump a fire ant nest than bang Moochelle.

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  20. reddecaesari

    February 18th, 2013

    oh man. i have never laughed so hard at these options.

    going with the yarmulkes in egypt.

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  21. Stranded in Sonoma

    February 19th, 2013

    I chose the bunk bed because if I wait long enough, Fox will shimmy and shake his way out the door and I’ll just lock it behind him. Then I can build the bunk bed alone.

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  22. Lisl

    February 19th, 2013

    Oh I don’t know, maybe eat ground glass, have a safe dropped on me, run through Katmai National Park with a pound of bacon strapped to my back?

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  23. Death_By_Farts

    February 19th, 2013

    Too bad suicide isn’t on the list…

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  24. Blacksmith8

    February 19th, 2013

    whew, lucky I put the coffee down before that last click

    That was too close

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  25. Michael Haltman

    February 19th, 2013

    Is the sewing kit with the needles or just the spools?

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  26. MNHawk

    February 19th, 2013

    Ebert for the comedy value of watching a wretched human being with no real mouth try to eat twizzlers.

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  27. Callmelennie

    February 19th, 2013

    I’ll scrape Rosa DeLauro’s feet, but I adamantly refuse to shave her back

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  28. Callmelennie

    February 19th, 2013

    I’ll also make a bunk bed with Michael J Fox, but I won’t go shooting with him

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  29. Mz BallBreaker

    February 19th, 2013

    You left off a class act option…..serve as the third in a menage a trois with Reggie and Barry to DP BoobieO…..

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