Home - by BigFurHat - February 16, 2013 - 23:45 America/New_York - 19 Comments
Guess the Offense
Had Sex on a Bus with a Watermelon
Stealing Back Plants He Sold To Customers
Was Secretly Living in a Movie Theater for 6 Months
Tattooed His Name on a Minor's Privates
Trained Dogs to Attack Mexicans
Cut the Brake Lines on a School Bus
Returned Cold Cream To Stores Filled With His "Special Sauce"
Set Up a Camera in a Construction Site Port-a-Potty
Ran Into Parked Cars in Order To Perk Up His Auto Repair Business
Tapped Into the Electricity of a Police Station
Guess the Offense
February 17th, 2013
well He is wearing a hood. Could Obama be his dad?
These pop quizzes are hard. With a neck like that, he could be a gay porn star.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
Oh he’s a douche!
I only wish it was the watermelon. ugh.
Oh man, what a wus. Couldn’t he come up with something better? Your other choices were so much more interesting.
BTW, I chose the attack dogs.
Guess I’m the only one who thought he looks like an asshole who might cut the brake lines on a school bus.
F.D.R. in Hell
This thread’s not worth a damn without pictures.
Eleanor. in Hell
Franklin, use your imagination, you perverted skeleton.
Isn’t this pic in the dictionary next to “Low Brow”?
He swallowed a Phillips screwdriver?
Stranded in Sonoma
I’ve been watching reruns of the old show Sliders. This guy looks like a Kromagg.
Stirrin the B.S.
And then he rubbed cold cream, infused with his special sauce, all over the freshly tatted area.
I knew it!
Went with the special sauce. Minor vajayjay tats seems creepy. Where are the parents and how did they see the tat?
BING !!!! I Got it right without looking !!!!
“She was fifteen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc, and she told me she was eighteen, she was very willing, I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut. Between you and me, uh, she might have been fifteen, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don’t think it’s crazy at all and I don’t think you do either. No man alive could resist that, and that’s why I got into jail to begin with. And now they’re telling me I’m crazy over here because I don’t sit there like a goddamn vegetable. Don’t make a bit of sense to me. If that’s what being crazy is, then I’m senseless, out of it, gone-down-the-road, wacko. But no more, no less, that’s it. ”
R.P. McMurphy, “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest”…
Boobie the Rocket Dog
What did they arrest him for?
Graffiti on private property?
Maudie N Mandeville
The girl had no father at home. Twenty years on a chain gang ought to be sufficient.
I got it!
B. Hussein Obama
He got no business being near a vagina, anyway!
Such a nice looking boy! A little underdone …
February 18th, 2013
Dumbest criminal I’ve seen since I guy I went to school with grew up to rob a bank…using a getaway car with personalized plates…with his name.
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