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Home - by - February 16, 2013 - 23:45 America/New_York - 19 Comments

Police: Man tattooed girl's vagina with his name for her 15th birthday

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  1. jpm

    February 17th, 2013

    well He is wearing a hood. Could Obama be his dad?

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  2. Moxie Man

    February 17th, 2013

    These pop quizzes are hard. With a neck like that, he could be a gay porn star.

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  3. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 17th, 2013

    Oh he’s a douche!
    I only wish it was the watermelon. ugh.

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  4. Claudia

    February 17th, 2013

    Oh man, what a wus. Couldn’t he come up with something better? Your other choices were so much more interesting.

    BTW, I chose the attack dogs.

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  5. Unruly Refugee

    February 17th, 2013

    Guess I’m the only one who thought he looks like an asshole who might cut the brake lines on a school bus.

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  6. F.D.R. in Hell

    February 17th, 2013

    This thread’s not worth a damn without pictures.
    :evil:

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  7. Eleanor. in Hell

    February 17th, 2013

    Franklin, use your imagination, you perverted skeleton. :eek:

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  8. Dadof3

    February 17th, 2013

    Isn’t this pic in the dictionary next to “Low Brow”?

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  9. Jerry Manderin

    February 17th, 2013

    He swallowed a Phillips screwdriver?

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  10. Stranded in Sonoma

    February 17th, 2013

    I’ve been watching reruns of the old show Sliders. This guy looks like a Kromagg.

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  11. Stirrin the B.S.

    February 17th, 2013

    And then he rubbed cold cream, infused with his special sauce, all over the freshly tatted area.

    I knew it!

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  12. sTevo

    February 17th, 2013

    Went with the special sauce. Minor vajayjay tats seems creepy. Where are the parents and how did they see the tat?

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  13. Edith McCrotch

    February 17th, 2013

    BING !!!! I Got it right without looking !!!!

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  14. Chieftain

    February 17th, 2013

    “She was fifteen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc, and she told me she was eighteen, she was very willing, I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut. Between you and me, uh, she might have been fifteen, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don’t think it’s crazy at all and I don’t think you do either. No man alive could resist that, and that’s why I got into jail to begin with. And now they’re telling me I’m crazy over here because I don’t sit there like a goddamn vegetable. Don’t make a bit of sense to me. If that’s what being crazy is, then I’m senseless, out of it, gone-down-the-road, wacko. But no more, no less, that’s it. ”

    R.P. McMurphy, “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest”…

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  15. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    February 17th, 2013

    So…
    What did they arrest him for?
    Graffiti on private property?

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  16. Maudie N Mandeville

    February 17th, 2013

    The girl had no father at home. Twenty years on a chain gang ought to be sufficient.

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  17. Jethro

    February 17th, 2013

    I got it!

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  18. B. Hussein Obama

    February 17th, 2013

    He got no business being near a vagina, anyway!

    Such a nice looking boy! A little underdone …

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  19. MNHawk

    February 18th, 2013

    Dumbest criminal I’ve seen since I guy I went to school with grew up to rob a bank…using a getaway car with personalized plates…with his name.

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