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Assault By Tampon; Cops don’t cotton to it

Home - by - February 17, 2013 - 12:00 America/New_York - 19 Comments

Makato, MN (The Weekly Vice) – Johnetta Cheryel Mack, a 21-year-old Minnesota woman, earned additional charges Sunday when she allegedly threw a used tampon at officers after she was ordered to submit to a strip search.

According to police, officers were dispatched to the Oleander Saloon at around 1:30 a.m. after Mack became intoxicated and disruptive inside the bar.

When officers arrived, Mack had already been handcuffed by a private security guard.

The guard told officers that he took Mack into custody after she attacked another woman at the bar and refused to leave the establishment. While in custody, Mack resisted and kicked the security officer in the shin.


Mack was taken into custody by police and transferred to the Blue Earth County Jail where she was asked to submit to a strip search. That’s when Mack extracted a used tampon from her vagina and hurled it at officers.

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» 19 Comments

  1. Ohio Dan

    February 17th, 2013

    Keepin it classy.

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  2. Unruly Refugee

    February 17th, 2013

    It’s a good thing she didn’t “fire” it at the cops. She could be banned for being an “assault weapon”.

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  3. Mr.Gates

    February 17th, 2013

    What an animal. She’s sure to go far in life.

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  4. norman einstein

    February 17th, 2013

    How do they even think up crazy shit like this to do?

    Or does it just come to them ‘naturally’?

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  5. Lowell

    February 17th, 2013

    “Mack extracted a used tampon from her vagina ”

    Never heard of keeping unused ones up there.

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  6. cfm990

    February 17th, 2013

    Good thing she wasn’t able to light the fuse. Could have been skankostrophic.

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  7. Carlos The Jackal

    February 17th, 2013

    Give her the chair. She tried to plug a cop.

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  8. judgeroybean

    February 17th, 2013

    Let me guess: she was wearing an Obama tee shirt.

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  9. jim

    February 17th, 2013

    Chimp-Out, should carry a 6 yr. minimum

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  10. sig94

    February 17th, 2013

    If the Tampon was unregistered it’s a felony, Criminal Possession of a Menstrual Instrument 1st.

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  11. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 17th, 2013

    A tampon grenade. Gross.

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  12. reddecaesari

    February 17th, 2013

    reminds me of “to sir with love” when poitier explains to the females in the class (after they witnessed the burning of a kotex) that no man marries a slut.

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  13. Dadof3

    February 17th, 2013

    Felony Assault charges may be possible.

    Blood borne diseases are no joke.

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  14. Chalupa

    February 17th, 2013

    The only way Obama’s people would have skin in the game would be to tear off and throw their band aids.

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  15. Poonces

    February 17th, 2013

    They should make sure she never needs a tampon again…

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  16. sablegsd

    February 17th, 2013

    Another feral. What a shock.

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  17. Eleanor in Hell

    February 17th, 2013

    “Now wait just a cotton-pickin’ minute…”

    :eek:

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  18. charlotte

    February 18th, 2013

    Can’t say I blame her. Too much police brutality even if you are guilty. Many innocent people have been strip searched by the police. They don’t say whether the cops were male or female either? If they had stopped me and tried to strip search me( for nothing because I am a law abiding citizen) I think I would have peed on them from fright.BTW were they going to use gloves-those 2 women stopped on the highway for SUSPECTED marijuana possession were strip searched anally then vaginally with the same glove. Only nurses or doctors should be allowed to put their fingers up your orifices.

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  19. Tim

    February 18th, 2013

    C’mon … strip searching isn’t about contraband …

    it’s about humiliation.

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