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How about knickers?

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Twatkins

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Babs, I prefer Snatchammok.

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Let’s try this plug-in. It’s updated a bit.

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When she wears them they are cunderwear

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You want awful, try ‘moist’

Hmmm… ‘moist panties’ – deeespicable!

Now adding two minutes of editing. Because I can.
With re-edit. Works well, now I don’t have to think it through the first time!

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lolol!!!! Vajamas and Tacobelles.

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Answer to headline question: Never.

“Spankerchiefs” for the other question.

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Oh snap! Y’all got a spell check up in herre?

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After two minutes runs out you can’t save, even if you’re in the edit window. Seems fine.

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Franklin, I’m your Spell-Checker.

It’s “hammock” with a “c” …as in “banana-hammock”

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that seemed harsh. how about 4 minutes?

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Granny Pannies

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The Italians know them as “Pesce Armadios”

Or so I read on the Internets.

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Taint lids.
Gash gaskets.
Femhole covers.

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Clit-Knits

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Let’s go back to the fundamental reason people wear undergarments – to keep their outergarments from getting stained.
So, I say we call them “stain soakers”.

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I just did.

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Doo Rag

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Finger blockers

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If they are soiled you can call them 0bama campaign hats.

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Beaver Cheaters?

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Stink stoppers

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Gashgets?

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So she has this massive soap box and THIS is what she chooses to write about??

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Lip Savers

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Privacy Cloth

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All of the above. LMAO!

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I either call ‘em , “in da way”, or “over yonder in da floor”, but usually it’s just “y’all”! As in,”Reckon I’ll see y’all in a week or so if I can stay outta the dawg House”!!!

Oh, while I’m at it. I was finally glad to see one of those stupid “Ad Choices” pop-ups that keep trying to sell me stupid shit or get me to vote in some darned poll… As I scrolled down the page just before I clicked into this thread, over in the sidebar I saw Ninny Nanny about to snatch up her top. Thank Google I was rescued by a Fiat 500! Damn, it’s almost worth $199/mo for 36 month lease, for that kind of protection!

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How about Dongbockers

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How about Christmas decorations?

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Do we need to know who the crunt is if we NEVER read Atlantic?

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hairnets

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FENTEMine protection

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From Jeff Foxworthy
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Republican doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a Democrat doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
A Democrat demands that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
If a A Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he’s “offended”.

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Ranger76, that just went out to all my email friends and family. Thanks!

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