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When Will the Left Run Out of Things to Whine and Complain About?

Home - by - February 16, 2013 - 20:15 America/New_York - 37 Comments

This is the stupidest rant ever, which makes it authentically progtarded.

There is a dope at The Atlantic that wants the word “panties” replaced because it’s too “infantile.” Or, it’s too sexy. She hasn’t decided yet. But, first things first, something must be done before she fully thinks things through – which is also authentically progtarded.

Not one to let a libstain’s pain go unaddressed, I offer these new panty names (that I’m sure she’ll like better.)

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» 37 Comments

  1. Stranded in Sonoma

    February 16th, 2013

    How about knickers?

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  2. Eleanor in Hell

    February 16th, 2013

    Twatkins

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  3. F.D.R. in Hell

    February 16th, 2013

    Babs, I prefer Snatchammok.

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  4. BigFurHat

    February 16th, 2013

    Let’s try this plug-in. It’s updated a bit.

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  5. venturaguy

    February 16th, 2013

    When she wears them they are cunderwear

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  6. Left Coast Dan

    February 16th, 2013

    You want awful, try ‘moist’

    Hmmm… ‘moist panties’ – deeespicable!

    Now adding two minutes of editing. Because I can.
    With re-edit. Works well, now I don’t have to think it through the first time!

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  7. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 16th, 2013

    lolol!!!! Vajamas and Tacobelles.

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  8. RANDO

    February 16th, 2013

    Answer to headline question: Never.

    “Spankerchiefs” for the other question.

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  9. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 16th, 2013

    Oh snap! Y’all got a spell check up in herre?

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  10. Left Coast Dan

    February 16th, 2013

    After two minutes runs out you can’t save, even if you’re in the edit window. Seems fine.

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  11. Eleanor in Hell

    February 16th, 2013

    Franklin, I’m your Spell-Checker.

    It’s “hammock” with a “c” …as in “banana-hammock”

    :roll:

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  12. BigFurHat

    February 16th, 2013

    that seemed harsh. how about 4 minutes?

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  13. Snowball the Sourpuss

    February 16th, 2013

    If it’s a cock blocker for men, is it a beaver dam for women?

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  14. How about

    February 16th, 2013

    Granny Pannies

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  15. ChiefIlliniCake

    February 16th, 2013

    The Italians know them as “Pesce Armadios”

    Or so I read on the Internets.

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  16. sig94

    February 16th, 2013

    Taint lids.
    Gash gaskets.
    Femhole covers.

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  17. Moxie Man

    February 16th, 2013

    Clit-Knits

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  18. Jethro

    February 16th, 2013

    Let’s go back to the fundamental reason people wear undergarments – to keep their outergarments from getting stained.
    So, I say we call them “stain soakers”.

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  19. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 16th, 2013

    I just did.

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  20. Anonymous

    February 16th, 2013

    Doo Rag

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  21. Anonymous

    February 16th, 2013

    Finger blockers

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  22. Unruly Refugee

    February 16th, 2013

    If they are soiled you can call them 0bama campaign hats.

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  23. Doc

    February 16th, 2013

    Beaver Cheaters?

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  24. Anonymous

    February 16th, 2013

    Stink stoppers

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  25. Pickled Liver

    February 16th, 2013

    Gashgets?

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  26. Lisl

    February 16th, 2013

    So she has this massive soap box and THIS is what she chooses to write about??

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  27. Anonymous

    February 16th, 2013

    Lip Savers

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  28. Anonymous

    February 16th, 2013

    Privacy Cloth

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  29. Stirrin the B.S.

    February 16th, 2013

    All of the above. LMAO!

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  30. Racist

    February 17th, 2013

    I either call ‘em , “in da way”, or “over yonder in da floor”, but usually it’s just “y’all”! As in,”Reckon I’ll see y’all in a week or so if I can stay outta the dawg House”!!!

    Oh, while I’m at it. I was finally glad to see one of those stupid “Ad Choices” pop-ups that keep trying to sell me stupid shit or get me to vote in some darned poll… As I scrolled down the page just before I clicked into this thread, over in the sidebar I saw Ninny Nanny about to snatch up her top. Thank Google I was rescued by a Fiat 500! Damn, it’s almost worth $199/mo for 36 month lease, for that kind of protection!

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  31. Biggun

    February 17th, 2013

    How about Dongbockers

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  32. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    February 17th, 2013

    How about Christmas decorations?

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  33. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    February 17th, 2013

    Do we need to know who the crunt is if we NEVER read Atlantic?

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  34. caroleigh

    February 17th, 2013

    hairnets

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  35. Tracy

    February 17th, 2013

    FENTEMine protection

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  36. Ranger76

    February 17th, 2013

    From Jeff Foxworthy
    If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
    If a Republican doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
    If a Democrat doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

    If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
    If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

    If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
    If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

    If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
    If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.

    If a Republican doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
    A Democrat demands that those they don’t like be shut down.

    If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
    A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

    If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
    If a A Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.

    If a Republican reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
    A Democrat will delete it because he’s “offended”.

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  37. Unruly Refugee

    February 17th, 2013

    Ranger76, that just went out to all my email friends and family. Thanks!

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