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  1. grayscape

    February 16th, 2013

    ‘Cause Mooch said so?

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  2. grayscape

    February 16th, 2013

    Because nobody wants lesbian scout cookies?

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  3. grayjohn

    February 16th, 2013

    That (guy) doesn’t look like a girl scout to me, unless he’s a tranny.

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  4. Claudia

    February 16th, 2013

    Haters. All of them.

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  5. Hanoverfist

    February 16th, 2013

    Charity comes from the government.
    Whats all the hulabaloo?

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  6. Geoff C. The Saltine

    February 16th, 2013

    If I worked there I would have had a trunk load of cookies.

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  7. Anonymous

    February 16th, 2013

    I dated a girl scout that once tossed her cookies after we had one hell of night together. At least she was dressed like one.

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  8. LadyGun12

    February 16th, 2013

    There are cookies that go UNSOLD? I thought they usually ran out every year.

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  9. Carl

    February 16th, 2013

    I’m certain the Girl Scouts and bakery would be more than happy for this news organization to purchase the %1 of unsold and returned cookies. Then the “do gooders” could donate “their” cookies to whomever they wished.

    Pissing and moaning that the Girl Scouts don’t buy these cookies then give them away is silly.

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  10. Mr. Pinko

    February 16th, 2013

    wtf? Trefoils – send them here

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  11. Czar of Defenestration

    February 16th, 2013

    I applaud *anything* to keep free food handouts from “future majority” parasites.

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  12. Blink

    February 16th, 2013

    Wednesday Addams probably discovered the cookies were not made from real Girl Scouts.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qsYKKxdRaU .

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  13. Plain Jane

    February 16th, 2013

    They could have given them to the Pizzas for our guys in the service in Afghanistan or Iraq. Bet they would have delivered them to the military along with the pizzas.

    No one has any common sense any more.

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  14. srdem65

    February 16th, 2013

    1. A Muslim cleric said they caused improper thoughts in women.
    2. A Muslim cleric claimed they were made by Jews.
    3. Union thugs claimed they were made in right-to-work states.
    4. NAACP claims ‘thin mints’ are racist.
    5. EPA claims they emit too much carbon.

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  15. Maudie N Mandeville

    February 16th, 2013

    Pro-abortion, pro-homosexual marriage liberal Girl Scouts.

    American Heritage Girls is a nonprofit organization dedicated to the mission of building women of integrity through service to God, family, community and country.

    http://www.ahgonline.org/

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  16. sablegsd

    February 16th, 2013

    Hey Maudie, is that your little Victoria Jackson in training?

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  17. Plain Jane

    February 17th, 2013

    So I went to Mass this evening in a distant town. There in the vestibule were girl scouts selling their cookies.

    I fantasized knocking over the tables of cookies ala the money changers in the temple episode, and crushing all the boxes by stomping on them.

    I hate what the girl scout hierarchy did to the girl scout organization and the innocent girls from the time they endorsed the Equal Rights Amendment.

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  18. mickey_moussaoui

    February 17th, 2013

    Some obama suporter OWS prick would choke on a free cookie and sue the Girl Scouts

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