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Progressive Study: When Crazy People Can’t Get Guns They Turn Docile

Home - by - February 15, 2013 - 19:45 America/New_York - 8 Comments

The study referred to in the post title was a “show of hands” at the Journal News editorial board meeting, and it was seconded by Pierced Organ.

Maniac mows down people in his car and then stabs them.

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  1. Jerry Manderin

    February 15th, 2013

    But he was an actor…

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  2. Tony R

    February 15th, 2013

    If the little shit had used a gun to kill innocents it would have made the national news. Since he used a car; not so much.

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  3. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 15th, 2013

    So let me get this straight. Your level of crazy is adjusted if you own/don’t own a gun?

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  4. Jethro

    February 15th, 2013

    That’s right! And if I don’t eat I won’t have to go the bathroom ever again…

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  5. Moe Tom

    February 15th, 2013

    Nest week the Journal News will post an interactive map showing each person who owns a car or truck in Rockland and Westchester counties.

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  6. Moe Tom

    February 15th, 2013

    Sorry. Error. The Urinal News will only post “blue” cars on the map.
    PS It is heartwarming to know that the Island of Guam is still afloat and has not tilted…. Yet.

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  7. Stranded in Sonoma

    February 15th, 2013

    I thought the island of Guam tipped over long ago. I’m pretty sure that’s true because a ‘tard said so.

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  8. Unruly Refugee

    February 15th, 2013

    I knew there were no birds on Guam. It’s because of snakes — like this guy. Now I know that deranged progs can stay in high school in Guam until they are 20.

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