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WTF is this Police Chief Babbling About?
Listen to this jackass as he boxes himself into a logic quagmire. He says that guns are not defensive weapons, they are used to intimidate and to show power. (So that’s what the police are doing with their guns? Intimidating and wielding power? I guess I need to buy a little power and intimidation, right, mustache? )
His proof that guns are not defensive? 55 cops were killed. The statistics for how many cops would be killed if they had no displays of intimidation and power were not readily available.
So much for the guns intimidating the bad guys, huh?
Seriously, I want to grab him by his stupid cookie duster and whirl him around the room until I let him fly like a fat wobbly Chinese star right into a dumpster headed for the crusher.
California, you’re done.





Mary Jane Anklestraps
February 15th, 2013
This is why LAPD and the city of LA keeps getting sued. Stupid comments and actions like these.
He just basically said cops shouldn’t have guns because they are lording them over the innocent. lolol. BTW, the chiefs have always sworn they don’t know who the gangbangers are, never seen an illegal alien, so that’s why they can’t round them up and crime continues. Seek and you shall find, liars!
Meanwhile, their cops are paid to act like glorified babysitters.
I am SO GLAD I am out of LA!!!! *Snoopy dance*
Captain Bloodblister
February 15th, 2013
The state of fruits and nuts has been done for years. Just hasn’t fallen into its grave yet.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
February 15th, 2013
*Now doing ‘The Charleston’*
Oldren
February 15th, 2013
(Seriously, I want to grab him by his stupid cookie duster and whirl him around the room until I let him fly like a fat wobbly Chinese star right into a dumpster headed for the crusher)
LMAO that made my day, thank you!
Mary Jane Anklestraps
February 15th, 2013
*Doing the ’80s dance’*
Franklin Ryan
February 15th, 2013
So police only have them to intimidate and show power. He should make his department a gun-free department so he doesn’t intimidate and over-power the citizens.
grayscape
February 15th, 2013
Translation: “We progtards use guns to intimidate and show power (like our progressive nazi ancestors). Conservatives use guns in self-defense…so if we prognazis take your guns, they will only be used to intimidate and show power by us..”
Stranded in Sonoma
February 15th, 2013
This douchebag is actually from Emeryville. I used to work there. It’s surrounded by Berkeley and Oakland, so what do you expect? This is the mentality we intelligent people have to deal with on a daily basis here in The People’s Socialist Quagmire of California.
If he believes so strongly that guns are NOT defensive, then that must mean they are not needed for defense. How about disarming your officers there Sparky? Wanna bet they’d all quit and cite “We have no way to DEFEND ourselves” as the reason?
Diann
February 15th, 2013
“Someone’s broken into our house, honey! Oh, dammit! If only I whipped out my gun and shot them before they did! Now I can’t use my gun because it isn’t used for defense!”
Ummunah ummunah ummanah. That’s all folks!
God help us one and all.
Unruly Refugee
February 15th, 2013
That doesn’t look like a regulation hair cut. This is some hippie they pulled off the street. They just lobbed off his pony tail.
Or could be a woman? Caliphornia, who the hell knows?
Mary Jane Anklestraps
February 15th, 2013
*Doing ‘The Robot’*
DepSlimChipley
February 15th, 2013
I’m starting to think that “gun violence” is the equivalent of “spoon obesity.” “Gun violence” needs to be mocked more.
Unruly Refugee
February 15th, 2013
@MJA, “I am SO GLAD I am out of LA!!!! ”
Me too! What a place.
Clyde
February 15th, 2013
So, using Chief AssHat’s reasoning SEALs Tyrone Woods and Glen Doherty were not defending themselves and others in Benghazi with their guns – they were the bad guys out to “intimidate” and “show power” against their attackers.
AvgDude
February 15th, 2013
If guns are not a defensive weapon, then why do cops have them? Why is the military managed by the Department of **Defense**? What should someone use to **defend** themselves against a gun?… Please include the police in your answer.
BTW, Emeryville is a dumpy strip of land between Oakland and Berkeley, barely even a city.
Claudia
February 15th, 2013
Was stupid juice on sale today?
Unruly Refugee
February 15th, 2013
oops, just noticed I meant to say “lopped” but lobbed works too if you have ever had any dealings with L.A. hippies. Pony tail makes a pretty good handle. “Hey Zeke, lets go lob some hippies …”
Mary Jane Anklestraps
February 15th, 2013
Come on, Unruly, DANCE! LOL
*Doing the ‘Can-Can’*
Clyde
February 15th, 2013
Now I see why crime is on the increase in Emeryville:
http://www.city-data.com/crime/crime-Emeryville-California.html
Unruly Refugee
February 15th, 2013
MJA, I can only slow dance. Why don’t you put that cactus outfit on and ask me? lol. I like that one.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
February 15th, 2013
lolol
Ken Royall
February 15th, 2013
I am fucking speechless.
insolublog
February 15th, 2013
That’s how you rise to the rank of ‘Chief’ in CA; fail upwards with a gold star for good behavior.
Jerry Manderin
February 15th, 2013
The mere fact you that have a gun next to your hip acts as a good defense.
Bad Brad
February 15th, 2013
Adding to what Stranded said, I live in El Dorado County, and our Sheriff is one that wrote Biden saying he would not enforce. Having said that we will not be able to escape the onslaught of bull shit that is about to rain down us from idiot liberal politicians in Sacramento. I’m entrenched here with property. All that is currently on the market and me and my business are gone as soon as I can get it done.
SPQR
February 15th, 2013
Obviously, that police chief is just an ordinary, garden variety, run-of-the-mill, old fashioned ass-kisser, who is brown-nosing the liberal politicians who got him elected {or appointed) to be their shill.
The guy is an unprincipled opportunist and a slimy low-life.
Geezez, but I hate brown-nosers, be they Liberals, Moderates or Conservatives.
But mind you, those are just my humble opinions.
Jimmy
February 15th, 2013
Stupid Californians are SO stupid – they don’t know it.
McFartus Spontaneous
February 15th, 2013
I just saw a fat wobbly chinese star skiing down an Aspen slope.
Ricky
February 15th, 2013
@ Mary Jane Anklestraps..
I was going to say that you forget the “safety Dance” (men without hats) but then realized how inappropriate that would be.
(laughing).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM4okRvCg2g
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bubba
February 15th, 2013
Bubba says this is a parody, right?
norman einstein
February 15th, 2013
This guy made some good points. He reminds me of a baby Zo.
e.g. if a gun isn’t a ‘defensive weapon, why is it that if I dial 911 because my home is being invaded, the cops show up with GUNS?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=iBi7OeAohok
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cfm990
February 15th, 2013
Oh sure. Guns are never defensive. Just ask Davey Crocket Jim Bowie, and the rest of those offensive bastards at the Alamo.
Carlos The Jackal
February 15th, 2013
Cops that practice “Protect and Serve” – now that is a myth…
Immortal Fish
February 15th, 2013
The police are part of the problem. Not the solution.
I know, I know. “There are some good ones.”
Let’s agree on roughly 5%.
Bad Brad
February 15th, 2013
cfm990, Probably a poor example. LOL, just saying.
Moe Tom
February 15th, 2013
When ordered by the progs to confiscate weapons. They will. Warrants will be issued and signed by prog judges. The 2nd and 4th Amendments will be ignored. That is the plan. It will take some time to execute, but it will come. All cops will protect their pensions. Some may not agree but they will keeps ther mouths shut and do what they are told. Those who can will retire.
Corona
February 15th, 2013
Ew, pedo mustache.