» News

Who’s Your Daddy?

Home - by - February 15, 2013 - 09:51 America/New_York - 18 Comments

NBC-

Rep. Steve Cohen, D-Tenn., tells NBC News that the 24-year-old woman he tweeted at during the State of the Union address was not a romantic interest, but in fact his daughter.

After “The Hill” reported that Cohen — who is not married — deleted tweets saying “ilu,” short for “I love you,” to Victoria Brink, Cohen claimed that nothing was inappropriate and that the woman was a daughter of an old family friend. That old family friend turned out to be an old girlfriend of Cohen’s and Victoria Brink’s mother.

The congressman would not elaborate on how he only found out three years ago that he had a daughter. He said circumstances led him to search on Google for the mother of his child.

“I googled her mother, found out she had a child and the math looked pretty accurate,” he said. “The mom told me we had a lot of catching up to do.”

Brink’s mother then told Cohen, “’Yes every time I look at her I see the German Jew in her face,’ I’m Lithuanian close enough.”

Cohen was emphatic that he was “proud to be her dad” and that he “loved her.” Cohen has gotten to know her well and even took her to the White House Christmas party and told NBC News that he’s proud she’s taken an interest in government and was watching the State of the Union.

 

Darling daughter. I Love YOU!

[poll id='4']

» 18 Comments

  1. Jerry Manderin

    February 15th, 2013

    Daddy’s so proud his daughter turned out to be a ho!

    Thumb up +4

     
  2. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    February 15th, 2013

    Steve Cohen?

    He’s the Sheila Jackson Lee
    of Knoxville, Tennessee (♫?!)

    And those are Pole-dancing shoes if I ever saw them.

    Thumb up +9

     
  3. hanoverfist

    February 15th, 2013

    All that back child support is gonna kill him.

    Either that or the sex.;-)

    Thumb up +7

     
  4. Stranded in Sonoma

    February 15th, 2013

     
  5. Anonymous

    February 15th, 2013

    I chose poking like a Yule log just because I laughed so darn hard after reading it, besides he’s a Dwmocrat the odds are he’s banging her

    Thumb up +8

     
  6. grayscape

    February 15th, 2013

    I’m starting to think about becoming a Democrat so I can get some chicks…steal money…lie my ass off…and get away with it!

    Thumb up +6

     
  7. Claudia

    February 15th, 2013

    Tempting, huh, grayscape? Not the getting chicks part for me, but I’d like to vacay in exotic locals, dine on crab and lobster and be able to purchase whatever I want.

    Still, I’d prefer keeping my soul; so nevermind.

    Thumb up +4

     
  8. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 15th, 2013

    He’s a congressthang, has money, and he resorted to GOOGLE to find info on a possible member? I don’t know, Dems in Tennessee? She could be his cousin. heh.

    Thumb up +3

     
  9. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 15th, 2013

    Maybe he should go to Walgreen’s and pick up a babydaddy test kit to make it official.

    Thumb up +2

     
  10. missinmich

    February 15th, 2013

    He Googled the mother, found she had a child and the “math looked accurate”.
    Well, that settles it for me. She cannot possibly be his daughter, Democrats freakin’ suck at math.

    Thumb up +4

     
  11. scr_north

    February 15th, 2013

    How tough would it be to get some DNA from the both of them and do the test? Used kleenix shouldn’t be too tough. Hell, National Enquirer, time for another investigative report!

    Thumb up +3

     
  12. Cynic

    February 15th, 2013

    He’s her daddy as sure as Elizabeth Warren is Native American

    Thumb up +3

     
  13. Tim

    February 15th, 2013

    Y’all laugh and scoff, but for $500, she’ll be your daughter, too!

    Thumb up +5

     
  14. SPQR

    February 15th, 2013

    More power to him, so to speak. Explain to me
    why I should care who that twit is banging?

    Thumb up +1

     
  15. Tim

    February 15th, 2013

    Funny how money and/or power makes guys look like Tom Selleck to ‘some’ women.

    “Who’s ya daddy?” (spank, spank)

    “Who’s ya daddy?” (spank, spank)

    “Who’s ya daddy?” (spank, spank) “Yo, baby, I’m done.”

    Thumb up +1

     
  16. Ranger76

    February 15th, 2013

    It is legal to marry your daughter in Tennessee and Kentucky

    Thumb up 0

     
  17. Brian

    February 15th, 2013

    I’d rather meet the mother. The alchemy of her lady parts can spin the lead of Cohen’s “Lithuanian” jew splooge into golden jailbait.

    Thumb up 0

     
  18. SPQR

    February 16th, 2013

    Huh??? You’ll have to explain that one to me.

    Thumb up 0