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Who’s Your Daddy?
Rep. Steve Cohen, D-Tenn., tells NBC News that the 24-year-old woman he tweeted at during the State of the Union address was not a romantic interest, but in fact his daughter.
After “The Hill” reported that Cohen — who is not married — deleted tweets saying “ilu,” short for “I love you,” to Victoria Brink, Cohen claimed that nothing was inappropriate and that the woman was a daughter of an old family friend. That old family friend turned out to be an old girlfriend of Cohen’s and Victoria Brink’s mother.
The congressman would not elaborate on how he only found out three years ago that he had a daughter. He said circumstances led him to search on Google for the mother of his child.
“I googled her mother, found out she had a child and the math looked pretty accurate,” he said. “The mom told me we had a lot of catching up to do.”
Brink’s mother then told Cohen, “’Yes every time I look at her I see the German Jew in her face,’ I’m Lithuanian close enough.”
Cohen was emphatic that he was “proud to be her dad” and that he “loved her.” Cohen has gotten to know her well and even took her to the White House Christmas party and told NBC News that he’s proud she’s taken an interest in government and was watching the State of the Union.
Darling daughter. I Love YOU!
Steve Cohen and His "Daughter"
Jerry Manderin
February 15th, 2013
Daddy’s so proud his daughter turned out to be a ho!
Boobie the Rocket Dog
February 15th, 2013
Steve Cohen?
He’s the Sheila Jackson Lee
of Knoxville, Tennessee (♫?!)
And those are Pole-dancing shoes if I ever saw them.
hanoverfist
February 15th, 2013
All that back child support is gonna kill him.
Either that or the sex.;-)
Stranded in Sonoma
February 15th, 2013
I found a video of Rep. Cohen getting to know his “daughter.”
Anonymous
February 15th, 2013
I chose poking like a Yule log just because I laughed so darn hard after reading it, besides he’s a Dwmocrat the odds are he’s banging her
grayscape
February 15th, 2013
I’m starting to think about becoming a Democrat so I can get some chicks…steal money…lie my ass off…and get away with it!
Claudia
February 15th, 2013
Tempting, huh, grayscape? Not the getting chicks part for me, but I’d like to vacay in exotic locals, dine on crab and lobster and be able to purchase whatever I want.
Still, I’d prefer keeping my soul; so nevermind.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
February 15th, 2013
He’s a congressthang, has money, and he resorted to GOOGLE to find info on a possible member? I don’t know, Dems in Tennessee? She could be his cousin. heh.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
February 15th, 2013
Maybe he should go to Walgreen’s and pick up a babydaddy test kit to make it official.
missinmich
February 15th, 2013
He Googled the mother, found she had a child and the “math looked accurate”.
Well, that settles it for me. She cannot possibly be his daughter, Democrats freakin’ suck at math.
scr_north
February 15th, 2013
How tough would it be to get some DNA from the both of them and do the test? Used kleenix shouldn’t be too tough. Hell, National Enquirer, time for another investigative report!
Cynic
February 15th, 2013
He’s her daddy as sure as Elizabeth Warren is Native American
Tim
February 15th, 2013
Y’all laugh and scoff, but for $500, she’ll be your daughter, too!
SPQR
February 15th, 2013
More power to him, so to speak. Explain to me
why I should care who that twit is banging?
Tim
February 15th, 2013
Funny how money and/or power makes guys look like Tom Selleck to ‘some’ women.
“Who’s ya daddy?” (spank, spank)
“Who’s ya daddy?” (spank, spank)
“Who’s ya daddy?” (spank, spank) “Yo, baby, I’m done.”
Ranger76
February 15th, 2013
It is legal to marry your daughter in Tennessee and Kentucky
Brian
February 15th, 2013
I’d rather meet the mother. The alchemy of her lady parts can spin the lead of Cohen’s “Lithuanian” jew splooge into golden jailbait.
SPQR
February 16th, 2013
Huh??? You’ll have to explain that one to me.