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Shocker: Congresswoman Was Recently A Slave

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WASHINGTON (BHN) – In a stunning revelation, Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (RTRD-Tx) took the House floor to announce she had recently been freed from slavery(!)

“I stand here as a freed slave because this Congress came together,” said an emotional Jackson Lee as a collective gasp rose from the gallery.

Apparently Jackson Lee, well known for her lack of even rudimentary intelligence, took literally a comment made on this site last year referring to her as a “slave to stupidity.” Over the next several months many of her colleagues, including fellow Democrats, had her do their laundry, shopping, and in some cases, even house cleaning.

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  1. KF

    February 15th, 2013

    It’s consistent with the other crap she’s said

    http://www.discoverthenetworks.org/individualProfile.asp?indid=981

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  2. Ohadi84

    February 15th, 2013

    Iron my shirts!

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  3. TexMark

    February 15th, 2013

    I thought it was my memory failing me, but now I know it is Sheila’s face used on the new Aunt Jemima cornbread box!

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  4. Hotlanta Mike

    February 15th, 2013

    It says just about as much about her constituents that vote for her as it does about her intelligence and integrity.

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  5. McFartus Spontaneous

    February 15th, 2013

    For extra cash she could rent out those nostrils of hers for semi-truck parking. I dont know why they sent the Rover to Mars, they could have landed on Shelia’s skull to look for rocks.

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  6. Dadof3

    February 15th, 2013

    KF, Without a doubt you can bet her take on anything belongs in the trash bin. Epitome of an uneducated, ignorant pol. She has a hit parade of quotes like this.

    As always, the people that elect her are the problem. They’ll put someone just like her in her place if she disappeared today.

    As a Texan I am ashamed of the Texans that voted her in.

    When you have mentally disabled neighbors, what are you to do?

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  7. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    February 15th, 2013

    “Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (RTRD-Tx)”

    Hahahahaha! ReTaRD-Tx.

    Bryce yerself, Shayla!

    I’ve got news for you. You still are a slave, made so by Lyndon Baines Johnson, fellow RTRD DemocRAT from Texas!

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  8. UNCLE KINK

    February 15th, 2013

    She was Chris Matthews LOVE SLAVE!!!

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  9. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    February 15th, 2013

    @ Dadof3 – “They’ll put someone just like her in her place if she disappeared today.”

    Maybe so, but he/she/it won’t have the seniority that means so much in Congress.

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  10. Dadof3

    February 15th, 2013

    If only she could be asked some questions while on camera.

    “When was the last time your master had chains put pm you?”

    “What kind of labor did you perform? Cotton pickin’? Hoeing the field? Ho-ing the bedroom? What?

    “Where is your former master so we can hang him for you?”

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  11. Dadof3

    February 15th, 2013

    pm = on oops

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  12. Unslung Hero

    February 15th, 2013

    I think she should be owed a free ride BACK to Africa!!! That’s why Liberia was founded in 1847!!

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  13. Poonces

    February 15th, 2013

    Sheila, Maxine, and old news Cynthia McKinney should take their show on the road. They’re comedy routines are a lot funnier than say, Chris Rock.

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  14. Stranded in Sonoma

    February 15th, 2013

    Someone.Stick.A.Fork.In.Me.Im.Done.

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  15. Jerry Manderin

    February 15th, 2013

    For a slave she sure is FAT.

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  16. norman einstein

    February 15th, 2013

    And the hits just keep on coming.
    If the dimocraps were capable of embarrassment, she’d be their centerfold.

    She actually wondered aloud if the Mars Pathfinder had taken a picture of the flag planted there in 1969 by Neil Armstrong.
    She also said this:
    “I am a queen, and I demand to be treated like a queen.”

    http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/s/sheila_jackson_lee.html

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  17. sileceal

    February 15th, 2013

    Ditto, Dadof3—what a major, pus-filled boil she i on Texas and on the 50 state republic. Agree, too, that the leeches who vote for her in Houston (which BTW is quickly becoming more “turdy” by the day)are among the nation’s Hall of Shame LoFos.

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  18. Dan Ryan Galt

    February 15th, 2013

    What a maroon! Certainly not a slave to fashion.

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  19. Stirrin the B.S.

    February 15th, 2013

    The really sad fact is that all of the deserved ridicule that is heaped upon SJL and her constituents, for continually voting her back in, is lost on deaf ears and dumb brains. They don’t have a clue.

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  20. Dadof3

    February 15th, 2013

    I dunno, Norm. Thinking Guam could flip over is pretty tough to beat.

    We need a vote-off on stupid things Dems do and say.

    Probably could be a daily vote-off – never ending.

    Too much for only one list.

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  21. Bad Brad

    February 15th, 2013

    One can only imagine the average I.Q. of their constituents.

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  22. Buck Ofama

    February 15th, 2013

    “SheJack” Lee. Humiliating Houston at least once a day. But, this is what happens when you gerrymander voting districts. Fools like this are put in office.

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  23. Carlos The Jackal

    February 15th, 2013

    She’s evidently confusing the word “Slave” with a certain pejorative beginning with “N”.
    Completely different things, but you are still one of those.

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  24. Moe Tom

    February 15th, 2013

    I hear some guy called her office and wanted to know who the owner was and how much he/she got for her. The office called him “crazy” and hung up.

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  25. really enraged

    February 15th, 2013

    SJL – the “adult” poster child for remedial special education.

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  26. Chieftain

    February 15th, 2013

    How much was paid for her and by whom??

    Did she do windows??

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