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Home - by - February 14, 2013 - 11:15 America/New_York - 11 Comments

Cum is in Brazil, and is only one of the many destinations on this interactive map, a map that I probably would have made in fifth grade because it highlights all the ‘tee hee” inducing names of cities around the world. (Who am I kidding? I’m linking to it now and I’m in 42nd grade.)

And as the department of tourism says in Kentucky, “Knob Lick is for lovers.”

enjoy

» 11 Comments

  1. Kenny Sullivan

    February 14th, 2013

    My brother used to go through the phone book and make prank calls. These are 2 I’ll never forget:

    Shaver, Dick
    Ting, Shi T

    (Cary NC phone book)

    this was back before caller ID.

    BTW, I get the link, but no map shows up.

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  2. iamthegps

    February 14th, 2013

    ‘There are 69 good reasons to visit our town!’

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  3. the aardvark

    February 14th, 2013

    Sort of like Phukit, Thailand or the infamous Suk Muk Dik in the movie the Groove Tube. And Pubic or Subic Bay in the Phillipines.

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  4. iamthegps

    February 14th, 2013

    Huh, there are two in Oklahoma. That’s good. I guess?

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  5. BigFurHat

    February 14th, 2013

    If you can’t see it it’s because of the device you are on -
    http://maps.geotastic.org/rude/

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  6. the aardvark

    February 14th, 2013

    And who could ever forget the Grand Tetons? Named by some early crazy oversexed mountain man of French descent.

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  7. Kenny Sullivan

    February 14th, 2013

    The device I am on is my desktop. It’s probably just me. I think something is up with my compooper. I am also being assaulted with dozens of pop-unders here lately. (I hope that doesn’t break the rules). I am using IE 10 (i think), and it sucks half the time.

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  8. todak

    February 14th, 2013

    What, no Mobjack, Virginia or Gobbler’s Knob PA?

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  9. todak

    February 14th, 2013

    In Ohio we have the Licking River and a Licking County.

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  10. Unruly Refugee

    February 14th, 2013

    I actually drove through Granny’s Gap today on my way to Booger Hollow. Hillbillies are crazy!

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  11. the aardvark

    February 14th, 2013

    Unruly, one of my customers from Enterprise,Or. whom I met in Lewiston, Id. the other day delivering Valentines flowers charitably referred to transplanted Californians in the NW as Hill Williams. I got a kick out of that. Sounds not quite as redneck as plain ol hillbillies.

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