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Home - by - February 14, 2013 - 20:45 America/New_York - 43 Comments

Man stabs the other guy involved in a double-team on a woman because he wouldn’t switch places.

The Smoking Gun (hehe)

DeWitt told police that he “began kissing on the couch” with one of the women, named Leticia. Soon, they were “under the covers and they had their pants off,” which led, of course, to the new couple having sex. DeWitt added that he twice caught Hunter watching the living room action from his adjacent bedroom.

At one point, DeWitt reported, Hunter “came out of the bedroom and began kissing on Leticia’s breasts.” In short order, Leticia “began to perform oral sex on Hunter.” It appears that DeWitt was continuing to have sex with Leticia while she was performing double duty.

And that is when the trouble began.

“Hunter then asked to switch places with Orlando,” according to a Fargo Police Department report. “Orlando told him no and Hunter became upset.” During the ensuing argument, DeWitt called Hunter a “fucking retard,” which infuriated Hunter. He yelled at DeWitt and ordered him to leave the residence.

DeWitt, seen at left, recalled that Hunter–who threatened to “fuck him up” and “kill him”–reached into the couch and retrieved a 12-inch butcher knife. DeWitt and Leticia, both naked, fled to a bathroom. Hunter, knife in hand, subsequently forced his way into the bathroom and continued to threaten DeWitt.

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  1. Ricky

    February 14th, 2013

    And subsequently prolonged his quest at losing his virginity.

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  2. Bad Brad

    February 14th, 2013

    There’s black hoodlums in North Dakota? Who’d a thunk it. They must have been rejected by Chicago and forced to relocate.

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  3. Moe Tom

    February 14th, 2013

    OK I give up. Did one black guy stab the other black guy?

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  4. Buffalobob

    February 14th, 2013

    Did these two fools hear that there was a lot of fracking going on in ND?

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  5. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 14th, 2013

    “DeWitt, seen at left, recalled that Hunter–who threatened to “fuck him up” and “kill him”–reached into the couch and retrieved a 12-inch butcher knife.”

    Well shit, that’s where I would keep my footlong butcher knife. Sharp side up, under 6 inch thick IKEA couch.

    good gravy.

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  6. Moxie Man

    February 14th, 2013

    “DeWitt called Hunter a “fucking retard,” which infuriated Hunter.”

    Of course he was infuriated, that’s what he wanted to do.

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  7. Bad Brad

    February 14th, 2013

    Moe Tom, Yes, while the other guy was stabbing Latisha, but not with a knife.

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  8. grayscape

    February 14th, 2013

    So who ended up with the girl?

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  9. Bad Brad

    February 14th, 2013

    Upon further investigation it was discovered Laticia asked Dewitt for 12 inches and to make it hurt, so Dewitt gave it to her 6 times and slapped the bitch.

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  10. Unruly Refugee

    February 14th, 2013

    Reminds me of a story I read here a while back about a fight over what to call a pork chop. Seems to be a common mentality problem with certain types.

    And what the hell was the knife for?

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  11. Left Coast Dan

    February 14th, 2013

    Now that’s a heartwarming Valentine’s Day story!

    “Mom! Kenny won’t share!”

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  12. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 14th, 2013

    “So who ended up with the girl?”

    probably the other girl.

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  13. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 14th, 2013

    the bottom dude has a knick in his natural.

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  14. Maudie N Mandeville

    February 14th, 2013

    These 3 are hurting the std/illegitimate birthrate of ND. Get back to DC and Detroit.

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  15. Ricky

    February 14th, 2013

    say… isn’t one of them related to Montel Williams?
    on second thought… they all look alike.

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  16. Dadof3

    February 14th, 2013

    If you want to keep tabs on thugs that made the news you should bookmark this site:

    http://thugreport.com/

    They link ALL crimes reported that they run across in the news.

    “Unexpectedly” the majority of them are black.

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  17. FreeMan & Sarah at the State of the SEIU

    February 14th, 2013

    It was a love triangle and they all flunked geometry.

    Did the ho get a preferance on who she wanted in what hole?

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  18. Tony R

    February 14th, 2013

    No photo of Leticia? I’m guessing thats because she bears a striking resemblance to Mooshelle.

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  19. FreeMan & Sarah at the State of the SEIU

    February 14th, 2013

    grayscape – don’t you mean “Who ended up in the girl?”

    Both of em.

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  20. Moe Tom

    February 14th, 2013

    Ok I get it now. Typical ghetto fairy tale: DeWitt stabbed the evil Hunter and prevented him from violating the beautiful Leticia Both young lovers then fled from the evil house and took the #47 Bus to the Office of Social services where they signed up. They lived happily for about 14 hours until DeWitt met the sexy Madaschita in a Bodega while buying colt .45 and skittles with food stamps and ……oh, shit! Did I mix them up?……
    Who really GAFu*k?

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  21. sablegsd

    February 14th, 2013

    Filthy animals.

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  22. xthred

    February 14th, 2013

    Yeh. They’re just like us.

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  23. dtm

    February 14th, 2013

    Homies be keepin’ it real.

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  24. Cynic

    February 14th, 2013

    I think we found Obama’s sons.

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  25. judgeroybean

    February 15th, 2013

    Yup. Three Obama tee shirts on the floor.

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  26. One Notch Above a Congresscritter

    February 15th, 2013

    I always have a twelve inch butcher knife handy during sex?

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  27. grayjohn

    February 15th, 2013

    Local animal control needs to redefine it’s mission and take care of these feral vermin.

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  28. charlotte

    February 15th, 2013

    She wanted 12 inches and the only thang he had that size was his knife, not his sword.

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  29. charlotte

    February 15th, 2013

    I guess his nightstick wasn’t up to it

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  30. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    February 15th, 2013

    Damn. What a story.
    Where are the Coen brothers when you need them?

    SOMEBODY in Fargo has an idle woodchipper and I can think of one great use for it in mid-February.

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  31. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    February 15th, 2013

    Coen Bros. newest film: MUTHA-FARGO

    DeWitt is played by John Goodman
    Hunter is played by Steve Buscemi
    Letisha is played by Marcia Gay Harden (yessss!)

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  32. the aardvark

    February 15th, 2013

    Boobie, all I could think of when you mentioned Fargo was, Yah sure, You betcha. It was funny though, Mutha-Fargo the true story of 3 blacks in a 3some in N. Dakota. Like that’ll ever happen. Now if it was Ole and Lena and Sven it would be more believable, those darned crazy Norwegians (except for Sven) will do anything to attract attention. Sounds like a warped episode of The news from Lake Wobegone on A Prairie Home Companion.

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  33. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    February 15th, 2013

    @ aardvark- I can just imagine Garrison Keillor re-telling the story above.

    Howzitgo? “Lake Wobegon. Where the men used to be intelligent, the women used to be beautiful and the children were once all above average.”

    Been quite a while since I listened to NPR.

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  34. FuzzyPooty

    February 15th, 2013

    Yea! I’m so proud my hometown gets national recognition!
    Over the past few months, this has actually become a regular occurrence up here in the frozen tundra. Oh, and being from Fargo, I better throw in the “you betcha, den dare”.

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  35. MNHawk

    February 15th, 2013

    For some reason they don’t come across as native North Dakotans…

    If they were, they’d know you don’t just f*** someone up when there’s a perfectly good wood chipper in the back yard.

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  36. tucsondon

    February 15th, 2013

    Bruthas: giving new meaning to the term “cockfight”.

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  37. the aardvark

    February 15th, 2013

    Boobie, I’ve finally reached my fed up point with Garrison Keillor. He’s getting lame as he’s getting older. And his fawning support of lil barry disgusts me. I still listen to Car Talk only because Tom & Ray make me laugh with their inane comments and making fun of the people who call in with their car problems. And it was some time around 1984 or 85 that I quit listening to All (liberal) Things Considered.

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  38. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    February 15th, 2013

    @ aardvark- Like I said, it’s been quite a while since I listened to NPR; decades, in fact.

    Saw a billboard on I-95 last month that said “Classical Music comes to south Florida,” and I thought my old fav, the commercial classical station out of Miami which went RAP about fifteen years ago, had gone back to its old format (the DJ’s were the U. Miami music dep.t staff). I tuned in and was happily “grooving” to Liszt when, after the piece ended, the announcer came on and announced that NPR’s afternoon news discussion program (forgot the name) was up next.

    I felt as violated as if I had discovered a tree trunk up my blind date’s skirt.

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  39. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    February 15th, 2013

    @ MNHawk- How much wood would a wood chipper chip if a wood chipper could get “wood?” Judging by the ones FPL used around here after the hurricanes, I’d guess a well-frozen “stiff” would be no problem.

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  40. Mz BallBreaker

    February 15th, 2013

    OF COURSE, not mention whatever of condoms….breeding like like cucaraches..

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  41. Anonymous

    February 15th, 2013

    This entire misunderstanding is clearly the White Man’s fault.

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  42. B. Hussein Obama

    February 15th, 2013

    Damn!

    I wish I could’ve been Leticia and they was fightin over my holes!

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  43. HardyBrooks

    February 16th, 2013

    They had been kicked out of Chicago /or Detroit
    cause they had no access to evil high cap magazine
    handgun, were waiting for news that another homey
    had stolen/procured one for their useage so they could move back…In the mean time, what do you call call a black ho with 2 black eyes?????
    Nothing, you done told her twice…..

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