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Jezebel Site Calls The SI Swimsuit Pictures RACIST!!!!!

Home - by - February 14, 2013 - 10:06 America/New_York - 32 Comments

I’ll tell ya what racism is gonna be – it’s when all these assholes don’t vote for Ben Carson.

Here are the RACIST PICTURES -

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Goes to 7 Continents, Finds Exotic People to Use as Props

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Goes to 7 Continents, Finds Exotic People to Use as Props

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Goes to 7 Continents, Finds Exotic People to Use as PropsSports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Goes to 7 Continents, Finds Exotic People to Use as Props

I save this one for last because even the insane Jezebel couldn’t find racism in the pic, but perhaps maybe exploitation of animals? I also have an off topic comment.

I don’t care what anyone says, that picture of Kate Upton on the left is awful.  She’s got a drive-in movie screen abdomen and square hips.

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Goes to 7 Continents, Finds Exotic People to Use as Props

 

 

» 32 Comments

  1. Unruly Refugee

    February 14th, 2013

    I think I’d like to be a bullfighting racist.

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  2. old_oaks

    February 14th, 2013

    Thought the same thing about Upton about 2-3 weeks ago as I flipped through some BS slideshow.

    She’s “squishy.”

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  3. CrustyB

    February 14th, 2013

    Typical liberal misapplication of the word racist. They have a problem with how foreigners live. You take pictures of people how they live. You’re the racist. Ho hum.

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  4. IronyCurtain

    February 14th, 2013

    Guess I’m an Upton-liking-racist. Who knew?

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  5. Unruly Refugee

    February 14th, 2013

    So is Jezebel calling for race segregation, because, if so, that would be kind of racist by anybody’s standards.
    Is it racist to be photographed with peoples of different races now?

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  6. Pickled Liver

    February 14th, 2013

    Jezebel sounds racist to me! Why not call it Aunt Jemima ?

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  7. Tim

    February 14th, 2013

    I just ain’t seeing any racism.

    Racism is the “… belief in the inherent superiority of one race over the others.”

    So, are these scantily clad women trying to throw those foreigners into ovens?

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  8. eternal cracker p

    February 14th, 2013

    Congrats, BFH, you strung together more than 2 pictures of bikini girls with no tattoos showing, and no shit in their belly buttons.

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  9. BigFurHat

    February 14th, 2013

    The poor Chinaman was beaten to a pulp by 5 feminazis when he asked, “do you wanna see my junk?”

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +15

     
  10. OpenTheDoor

    February 14th, 2013

    The connotation of “racist” has been so over used. I know many folks, myself included, who openly admit they are “racists”.
    Now it is about as controversial as announcing you are a virgin.

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  11. [...] More racist pics at IOTW – and while you are there tell FurHat that he is queer if he thinks that is a bad pic. [...]

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  12. Robert

    February 14th, 2013

    Personally I think those pictures of Kate Upton are HOT. I don’t want stick figures in my life. That’s a woman right there. Kate Uptop and nice playground below.. Like a screen door in a hurricane man….seriously! WOW.

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  13. hanoverfist

    February 14th, 2013

    My heart is RACIST-ing.

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  14. Billy Fuster

    February 14th, 2013

    They’re not racist enough.

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  15. Alxandro

    February 14th, 2013

    Dayem!
    Just Love the Upton boob handles.

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  16. Millertime

    February 14th, 2013

    I have always been easily distracted. I cannot recall ever seeing Kate Upton’s abdomen or hips.

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  17. Birdie Num Num

    February 14th, 2013

    “I don’t care what anyone says, that picture of Kate Upton on the left is awful. She’s got a drive-in movie screen abdomen and square hips.”

    Yeah.Horrible, horrible.
    It’s really going to challenge my sensibilities when I’m holding up with one hand.

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  18. Bad Brad

    February 14th, 2013

    It is obviously racist. Is the most beautiful women in the World in that magazine? No!

    BFH, One mans Junk is another mans yacht.

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  19. Brian

    February 14th, 2013

     
  20. aleon

    February 14th, 2013

    My racism has risen to the occasion.

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  21. Geoff C. The Saltine

    February 14th, 2013

    Jezebel? They wish.

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  22. 13Papa

    February 14th, 2013

    Hilarious how the article says that these photos are “exploiting Minorities”. Hint… if their in their native land, their not minorities.

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  23. todak

    February 14th, 2013

    @old_oaks

    What is wrong with “squishy?” That is my favorite kind! I detest human stick figures and hardbodies.

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  24. john

    February 14th, 2013

    …this i good medicine for the “heart”…

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  25. todak

    February 14th, 2013

     
  26. Anonymous

    February 14th, 2013

    You want racist, picture this:
    a lithe swimsuit model wearing a Buffalo Bill hat watching Mooch who’s face down in a silver tray of lobster salad.
    http://www.pawneebill.org/images/buffalo-bill-s-wild-west-i-am-coming_small.jpg

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  27. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    February 14th, 2013

    Kate Upton is a waist-up model: great face, great tits. The girl in the Spanish picture is far more to my taste. She has what used to be called a “figure.”

    As for the near-nude white girl in what appears to be VietNam, “racism” is not as apparent as very poor taste (I hope that old man got more than a few piasters for that gig). The Thai girls, OTOH, consider what the model is doing an honorable goal.

    The Bushman should have gotten TWO bottle of Coke.

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  28. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    February 14th, 2013

    @ todak- I know a girl like that. She’s very petite, considering, and when she’s wearing her scrubs and the biceps are covered, she looks very nice, very shapely, very hetero and she’s sweet as pie.
    But when the forearms show, it’s quite clear what she does in her spare time (competes).

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  29. norman einstein

    February 14th, 2013

    @BFH, I totally agree about Upton, and said so on a thread a while back.
    You can’t tell from these pics, but her legs are totally shapeless, too.
    And they’ve ‘Shopped out all her moles. You could have played ‘Connect-the-dots’ on her.

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  30. RLK

    February 15th, 2013

    So, if I posted a photo of myself in Temple-Bar district of Dublin, on St Patrick’s Day, standing next to a local dressed as a Leprechaun, then I would be a racist also? You are all idiots and ugly minded feminist are simply ignorant.

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  31. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    February 15th, 2013

    @ RLK- Only if the local you were trying to outclass with your nearly nude body actually WERE a leprechaun. Even then I don’t think he’d let you get far after mocking him. He’d turn you into a rrrrabbit and toss you to the wolfhounds.

    Sláinte!

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  32. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    February 15th, 2013

    Darby O’Gill was always my favorite Disney movie.
    James Bond SINGS in it!

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