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The University of Chicago is leaving little to the imagination with its Sex Week schedule, as it hosts a number of eye-opening events that it promises will go “far beyond typical sex education” with workshops including “Great Oral Sex with Tea Time and Sex Chats,” “Anal 101,” “The Perfect Vagina,” “Sex Ed for Kids” and a play titled “Genitalia the Musical.”
The session titled “Anal 101,” is billed as a course on the “logistics and pleasures of anal sex.” It features lessons on “prep, protection, barebacking, etc.”
The “Sex Ed for Kids” seminar asks: “How do we talk about sex and its related concepts of choice, gender, and desire to our kindergartners?”
Students can also take part in a cold reading of porn scripts, and a live demonstration and tutorial on how to take nude photographs.
There’s even a game of Twister taking place on “the hugest Twister Board ever.”
bitterclinger
February 13th, 2013
Where are those lightning bolts when you need them?
Moxie Man
February 13th, 2013
Will “Genitalia the Musical” feature a Kazoo solo?
Moxie Man
February 13th, 2013
Michael Moore will read the screenplay for “Queefing for Columbine”, in the buff.
Moxie Man
February 13th, 2013
The closing ceremonies will culminate with a “group tug.”
Moe Tom
February 13th, 2013
Tea-bagging 101: Lecturer: A-junk professor Barney Frank.
KF
February 13th, 2013
This isn’t a coincidence. The Communists see the destruction of the family as a prerequisite to creating their paradise. Immorality and libertine behavior is a vehicle to that end. Wilhelm Reich, in “The mass Psychology of Facism” wrote about how getting people to do morally objectionable things is much easier when they are in groups, the effects of going along with the crowd. This is another part of the long march through the educational institutions by the Gramscian crowd.
Moxie Man
February 13th, 2013
Kevin Jennings will lead the children in a game of “Swallow the Leader.”
Jethro
February 13th, 2013
twist-her…
Unruly Refugee
February 13th, 2013
Damn! “How do we talk about sex and its related concepts of choice, gender, and desire to our kindergartners?”
If I were to catch one of these buttfuking perverts talking to one of my grandkids I would beat them to a bloody pulp.
What the hell is wrong with these idiots?
Dan Ryan Galt
February 13th, 2013
I’m not a prude but I don’t see how this kind curriculum moves our country forward unless of course you plan to enter politics.
sablegsd
February 13th, 2013
Sigh.
reddecaesari
February 13th, 2013
@kf
bingo.
meanwhile in russia, putin wants his people to procreate. ironic.
Moxie Man
February 13th, 2013
Clinton looks like he’s down a couple of quarts.
AbigailAdams
February 13th, 2013
Degenerates.
Moxie Man
February 13th, 2013
The “Sex Ed for Kids” seminar asks: “How do we talk about sex and its related concepts of choice, gender, and desire to our kindergartners?”
Why don’t they just call it what it is – Gay Indoctrination!
Mary Jane Anklestraps
February 13th, 2013
Which circle of hell are we in now? I lost track.
Moe Tom
February 13th, 2013
Now children pay attention. We are going to learn about birds.
The bird of travel is the Pegeon, right kids?
Now the bird of wisdom is? Anyone? Yes, the Owl.
And the bird of love is? Oh yes children,the Dove.
Now children, the bird of true love? anyone? Ah yes children, its the swallow. Now let me explain.
Moe Tom
February 13th, 2013
Sick enough?
Moe Tom
February 13th, 2013
Just a simple question? Any idea how many “begats” have occurred since Adam and Eve? And without advice or instruction? Bet it’s about as much as the fucking National dept, like in the trillions. Ever think how the world would be if Noah threw those two fags overboard and took on two extra worms so they could fish for a day. Just askin’
Anonymous
February 14th, 2013
You just know that Bronco was a perfesser in this U.C. Dept. and not at the Law School
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