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  1. Billy Fuster

    February 13th, 2013

    John Stewart finally snapped.

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  2. grayscape

    February 13th, 2013

    Why are progressives so easily panicked?

    Global warming….
    Heterosexual AIDS….
    Guns…
    Second hand smoke….
    Population bomb….

    Now snow?

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  3. Kenny Sullivan

    February 13th, 2013

    ’round here, when a Hurricane is coming, we wipe out the Beer isle first. They never suspend sales of bread and milk, but they shut down sale of alcohol in a New York minute!

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  4. scribble

    February 13th, 2013

    It would have been more believable if he had been saying, “I have to vote for Mitt Romney! I have to vote for Mitt Romney!”

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  5. FreeMan & Sarah at the State of the SEIU

    February 13th, 2013

    Don’t Panic

    Beer and Pretzels are better and they keep longer.

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  6. Jethro

    February 13th, 2013

    Don’t forget the toilet paper. Here in Maryland that goes just as fast as the bread and milk. Every shopping cart has all three on a snow day.

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  7. HooHooNayNay

    February 13th, 2013

    …and eggs. When it snowed in Richmond, VA, it looked like everyone was going to survive by eating french toast.

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  8. Dagney

    February 13th, 2013

    What was that?

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  9. Moe Tom

    February 13th, 2013

    Don’t forget the Dewars, asshole.

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  10. Lance o Lot

    February 14th, 2013

    Scots Whiskey; definitely!

    And Cigars.

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