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It was just a blowjob

Home - by - February 13, 2013 - 09:31 America/New_York - 24 Comments

How many times have you heard a progressive knobsack complain about Clinton’s impeachment by whining that “it was just a blowjob, what’s the big deal?” Hundreds, maybe thousands of times?

I’ve explained to too many dirtheads what the big deal was, only to have them repeat back, like Nigel Tufnel, “It was just a blowjob.”

Progressives are, despite their claims, not smart.

Just moments ago I dropped a comment on youtube to a shitizen. I explained that the “big deal” was that Clinton thought it was a “big deal.” If he was willing to tamper with grand jury witnesses, obstruct justice and advise people to lie as his surrogate, fully knowing the dire consequences if caught, then he was highly “blackmailable.”

This is a point that the dim brigade can’t seem to grasp. They’ll just say it again, risking getting kicked in the neck, “It was just a blowjob.”

Roll this notion around in your noggins -

You libstains have been scratching your heads over the seemingly out of character behavior of Obama regarding civil liberties. Obama is making Bush look like a piker when it comes to drone attacks on his fellow Muslims. He never closed down Gitmo, he’s escalated the war in Afghanistan, he’s created loopholes to continue rendition, he’s expanded the patriot act. In short, he’s what progtards claim Dick Cheney was in their fever dreams.

Perhaps some evil hawk has discovered something about Obama that has made him highly “blackmailable.” In fact, my guess is that the blackmail involves a black male.

Think about it, proggies.

» 24 Comments

  1. Stirrin the B.S.

    February 13th, 2013

    @Fur – blackmailed by a black male. LOL! :)

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  2. Stirrin the B.S.

    February 13th, 2013

    p.s. I know that you didn’t mean it to be funny, and that you were very serious, it just struck me as funny – ironic anyway.

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  3. Anonymous

    February 13th, 2013

    Perhaps some evil hawk has discovered something about Obama that has made him highly “blackmailable.” In fact, my guess is that the blackmail involves a black male.

    Very, very good BFH.

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  4. Jerry Manderin

    February 13th, 2013

    I’ve always maintained that SOMEBODY out there was just waiting for the opportune time to pull the pin of the political grenade on Obama.

    You are onto something Big Fur Hat. The blackmail angle is very intriguing. Somebody knows something.

    Obama is doing the exact same stuff Clinton did, get people to lie for him, etc. And Bill still was impeached. Only Barack’s punishment will be more severe.

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  5. OpenTheDoor

    February 13th, 2013

    “Only Barack’s punishment will be more severe.”Jerry
    I do so hope the change will cum.

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  6. WiscoDave

    February 13th, 2013

    While I like the premise, the trouble I see is why hasn’t this card been played earlier?
    Is the ruin of this country worth the gain achieved?
    As much as I detest this focker, anyone who would hold back information while the country burns is far more despicable.
    Rumors of obama being a little “light in his loafers” have been rampant but I know of no serious investigations done in Chicago.

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  7. Unruly Refugee

    February 13th, 2013

    When you say “black male” do you mean val jarrett or the other guy?

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  8. bitterclinger

    February 13th, 2013

    Sorry to be the wet blanket, but the Kenyan Klepto is a creation of the evil banksters like Soros & Co. They know everything about him. Their wealth and power depend on him succeeding in bring the U.S. into the global fold. They’re not going to kill their golden goose.

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  9. Anonymous

    February 13th, 2013

    Nobody will do anything until everyone loses everything.
    The anarchists and the nihilists win.
    Even the Pope preferred to be the ex-Benedict.

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  10. eternal cracker p

    February 13th, 2013

    When you hear about millions of babies killed by lefty logic..

    When you hear about millions of citizens killed by lefty logic..

    When you hear about trillions of dollars wasted by lefty logic..

    When you hear about individuals rights to protect themselves taken away by lefty logic..

    When you hear about all the destruction the lefty has done to the world..

    When you hear about all the moral decay the lefty promotes..

    ..and all the lies, including Clinton..

    ..and countless others..

    ..in a relative sense..

    yes, it’s only a blowjob.

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  11. mkultra

    February 13th, 2013

    Barry gets black maled on a regular basis.

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  12. Czar of Defenestration

    February 13th, 2013

    The homo angle would only raise Obama higher in their perverted minds.

    That’s why even the notion of “lying under oath” means nothing to them.

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  13. Dr. Tar

    February 13th, 2013

    I think his college records would be a more fruitful pursuit. How the H.E.double hockey sticks did this guy attend all those prestigious colleges – especially based on the quality of his writing that is publicly available (see Jack Cahill for more on how bad a writer he really is).

    I believe that if those records could be examined one would find that Oblowhole claimed to be Indonesian in order to score scholarships – and that should be considered a fraud, given how expense tuition must be at Columbia and Harvard.

    I wonder how generous he is to his alma maters? Nothing like a little transcript supression to open a guy’s wallet.

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  14. southernsue

    February 13th, 2013

    obama and the dems are owned by soros and co.
    valerie jarret is iranian.
    brennor is a muslim.
    they are all good buddies.

    republicans have come up against something that they have never encountered, complete evil, and they can’t seem to be able to figure out how to handle this.

    the force that has taken over our White House is a force beyond men’s control.

    it is written about in the BIBLE!
    i’m not saying obama is the anti-christ, however, i think he is getting us ready for him!

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  15. Stranded in Sonoma

    February 13th, 2013

    Another one of my favorite sayings by the ‘tards is that Bush wasn’t elected, he was selected.

    As if the Supreme Court chose him to be president. When you point out that two ‘tard newspapers, WaPo and the Miami Herald, both proved that Bush won in FL, they still don’t believe it.

    When discussing Clinton, the ‘tards seem to think that we impeached him because of his affair with an intern. I remember listening to a guy on KSFO radio at the time. He was a lifelong registered democrat and was an investigator on the Clinton malfeasance. He listed many crimes Clinton committed as president. The problem was that the Republicans in the Senate refused to let them go over every crime. They were only given 2 days instead of the two weeks they requested. The RINOs didn’t want Clinton out because they didn’t want Gore to run as an incumbent in 2000.

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  16. Aunt Liz

    February 13th, 2013

    @Czar – that’s what I was thinking. Barry coming out of the closet would just give him more popularity.

    We are a culture in decline most definitely.

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  17. Birdie Num Num

    February 13th, 2013

    If you want to lose faith in the human race, read just about any YouTube comment thread,even non-political ones.(Those are easily the most scary)

    It’s pretty depressing.

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  18. Claudia

    February 13th, 2013

    If someone does have the goods on Obama, they should make him stand in front of the cameras for the whole world to watch as he lists his crimes.

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  19. Dr. Tar

    February 13th, 2013

    What happened in Benhgazi was a crime. So was Fast and Furious, so is the undeclared drone war, so are all the stimulus money being tossed at political supports, so it not producing a budget for 4 years (as head of the Democommie party he’s as responsible as Reid).

    Obamacare is a crime against common sense and economics.

    I have the unsettling feeling the Kenyan mauler is just warming up to the crimes he’s going commit over the remainder of his term.

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  20. MNHawk

    February 13th, 2013

    If you really want to mess with a leftist’s head, explain why Clinton was getting sued in the first place, in the most basic, vulgar terms.

    Dropping his pants and jerking off in front of a stranger. Maybe throw in something about his member being described as 5 1/2″ or less with distinguishing characteristics.

    If you really really really want to poke a stick into the monkey cage, play the Juanita Broaddrick card. Fun for all ages!

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  21. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    February 13th, 2013

    “Just a blowjob.” Huh?

    From everything I’ve heard from every Jewish comedian from David Brenner on forward, a blowjob from a Jewish woman is a rara avis.
    So why are the libs treating it so lightly?

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  22. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    February 13th, 2013

    Wait.
    That’s a married Jewish woman.
    Never mind.

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  23. Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk

    February 13th, 2013

    “Just a blowjob?” As my parole officer keeps reminding me during our weekly visits, that wasn’t much of a defense.

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  24. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 13th, 2013

    No matter how secretive obama thinks he can be, someone he doesnt know knows just enough to screw him over. Thats why dicktasters er. Dictators always kill off or retire the people around them… just in case.

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