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Obama And Tiger On All Male Golf Lesson Vacation. No Press Allowed.

Home - by - February 18, 2013 - 12:37 America/New_York - 31 Comments

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What do you folks suppose the lesson would be?

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  1. Tim

    February 18th, 2013

    Must be a mulatto thing.

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  2. McFartus Spontaneous

    February 18th, 2013

    Sponsored by KY Anal Rub

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  3. IronyCurtain

    February 18th, 2013

    “I tried to convince Tiger to show me the proper shaft grip”

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  4. RickeyG

    February 18th, 2013

    How to get a proper grip on the shaft?

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  5. IMPEACH Obama

    February 18th, 2013

    Preezy is obviously still locked in his laser-like focus on JOBS.

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  6. IronyCurtain

    February 18th, 2013

    Tiger: “Holy Mother of God, Barack, when I said we should first wash our balls I meant…!”

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  7. reddecaesari

    February 18th, 2013

    two false men, propped by media.

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  8. McFartus Spontaneous

    February 18th, 2013

    These two give new meaning to the verb “putting”

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  9. Claudia

    February 18th, 2013

    I can just see Obama drooling.

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  10. Chalupa

    February 18th, 2013

    Reggie showed up, Barry drove him into the bushes, and Tiger ended up with icky woods.

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  11. persecutor

    February 18th, 2013

    I wonder which one scored the first hole in one?

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  12. Pogosticks

    February 18th, 2013

    Let’s see. Maybe something about how to make a “One In Hole”?

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  13. Dr. Tar

    February 18th, 2013

    That headline put a terrible image in my head.

    I didn’t know “golf lessons” was a metaphor for anal sex.

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  14. reddecaesari

    February 18th, 2013

    btw

    is that a picture of a cock behind tiger’s head?

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  15. harleybobb

    February 18th, 2013

    Now we know Obama is the catcher …ahahahahahaha!

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  16. RickeyG

    February 18th, 2013

    Sorry irony, your post wasn’t up yet when I wrote mine…

    How about the mental picture of Tiger standing behind O, with all 4 hands gripping the same shaft in front of O?

    Great minds think alike – Irony

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  17. persecutor

    February 18th, 2013

    Wonder if Dear Leader took him skeet hunting later that evening?

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  18. Anonymous

    February 18th, 2013

    Tiger and Pussy

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  19. NOMOBAMY

    February 18th, 2013

    Tiger is gazing lovingly into his hero’s eyes.

    Mr Sotero is gazing longingly at something on Tiger.

    HMMMM !I see some road maintenance in Tiger’s future.
    I’ll bet the old Hershey highway will get plowed this evening.

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  20. C.

    February 18th, 2013

    Tiga’s game.
    Lots of ladies–now he’s bored, he’d hit it.

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  21. Stirrin the B.S.

    February 18th, 2013

    Frequent shouts of “In the hole!” could be heard from the course.

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  22. Ornery1

    February 18th, 2013

    Birds of a feather…

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  23. grayscape

    February 18th, 2013

    Obama wanted to try Tiger’s wood.

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  24. kvn

    February 18th, 2013

    Tiger swings both ways.

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  25. MNHawk

    February 18th, 2013

    Oh, Tiger, I’m looking at you… You wore a suit so you could hide. I don’t blame you – you’re a tramp! Ooh! That was right where you wanted it! You’re lean and you’re mean and you’re not too far between either I bet, are ya? Would you like to wrap your spikes around my head?

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  26. Major Mal function

    February 18th, 2013

    Looks like Tiger is protecting his junk. Can’t blame him.

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  27. B. Hussein Obama

    February 18th, 2013

    Ahhh ahh ahh … am so in love with you …
    Ahhh want to eat your pickle, too …
    You know that everything you do …
    Makes me just drip and drool …

    Crouching Tiger! Bent Over Bama!

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  28. TexMark

    February 18th, 2013

    O’Bozo want Tiger to give him lessons on picking up girls.

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  29. Chalupa

    February 18th, 2013

    I called it – on Drudge – Reggie made it a threesome ;-)

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  30. Troy

    February 18th, 2013

    One is stuck on “14″, the other is stuck on stupid.

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  31. Troy

    February 18th, 2013

    Both are chasing the legacy of a man named Jack.

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