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Scrapping gum off my shoe

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Radio Reference
San Bernadino feed east valley

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I just got this from moron.org:

“Exxon hates your children,” says this ad that will run during tonight’s State Of The Union address:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=uXV6FW9Vg0I
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I didn’t know Obama was selling ads? Who is doing the half-time show?

Will the power go out?

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No thanks.
I’ll be watching “The Best of Conelrad Tests of the 1950s”.

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We have a show to do, folks.
Fire up the Teleprompters and cue the idiot Lipsyncher.

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I have no TV so I will rely on you fine worlders to provide me with a play by play!

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There’s no way I would last longer than one term if I was in congress. I’d walk out on the SCOAMF at the first line of bullcrap and I’d do it in a very obvious way. Teh Boner and his herd of galloping RINOS would gerrymander me into a blue state if I wasn’t already in one.

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In all fairness if a Repubelikan POTUS did the same kind of SOTU I’d do the same thing.

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Must See TV
He’s gonna talk about Fast & Furious, Fort Hood, Benghazi, FannyMae& FreddyMac, Solyndra, the still-unsigned Free Trade Agreements, why he didn’t close Gitmo as he intended when campaigning, the explosion in Soc Sec payments to those fraudulently claiming to be Disabled, the ludicrous underestimates of the real costs of Obamacare, the intentional gutting of national defense, the brazen devaluation of the USDollar, the intent behind his Cabinet nominees incompetent/deceit, and …… HIS PICKS FOR MARCH MADNESS.

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Will there be a balloon drop? It might be worth staying home from my meeting if there was going to be a balloon drop.

Popcorn, peanut, hot dog, and soft drink vendors could go up and down the aisles, too–OFA doing more fundraising.

I’d ask about a sideshow, too, but I already know where that will be.

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If Barky mentions Skeet Shooting tonight, you’ll know who I am.
I will be the one arrested for shitting on the seat of his golf cart.

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RWF, BFH is livecasting it just for you.

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Burn it to the ground. OK

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IMPEACH…

That’s some rough BINGO, I’d have to cheat.

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Cool…just spilled beer on my shirt! It’s broke in now!

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Breaking news update: Dorner cornered in cabin near Big Bear Lake, CA. SWAT teams have entered the house:

http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2013/02/12/breaking-suspected-outlaw-christopher-jordan-dorner-in-gun-battle-with-loe/

Gosh, just in time for the SOTU.

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I’ll watch it. Then I’ll have to stick pencils in my eyes and ears to stop the pain.

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Court room sketches of SOTU address

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Re: Dorner–

Reporting that the cabin in Big Bear is on fire. Several of the “Last Refuge” commenters are watching and annotating the live reporting. With very interesting insights/speculations (see link above).

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Sorta on topic, what really happened on Ground Hog Day.

http://clashdaily.com/2013/02/tragedy-groundhog-days-punxsutawney-phil-sees-four-more-years-of-obama-shoots-himself/

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Not this time, sorry, I am alergic to BS.

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@claudia–

Nor me. The cynical thing, I mean.

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Here is a lame attempt at sorta photoshopping for SOTU day news…

https://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?fbid=475639829156288&set=pb.289575117762761.-2207520000.1360718586&type=3&theater

didn’t know I needed a buring cabin in the woods when I did it this morning.

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What’s said in IOTW chats, STAYS in IOTW chats, right? Notice my name? Yeah, Obama brings out THAT personality.

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“D-I-L-D-O…D-I-L-D-O…D-I-L-D-O and Obama was his NAME-O!”

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Looking at the charts where 6.1 million jobs were created it becomes obvious that all you have to do to show job growth is ignore the corresponding losses.

Don’t forget how much the economy is supposed to grow job-wise just to break even.

I get more depressed every time Kim Jun Barry talks about how great things are.

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Lookit them all sucking each others asses.

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I don’t multi-task well, so I am leaving iOTW and the burning cabin in the woods to watch Obama lie for a while…seeya after the speech!

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“Lo our leaders – our dismay”

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What is the green ribbon for?

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It is kind of funny watching these people mill about between “appearances.” No attention span whatsoever, no wonder we are where we are.

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And the bitch fell down the steps… It’s Aunt Bunny!!!

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OH MY GOOD GOD. DID YOU SEE THE “FIRST LADY?”

PUUUUUUUKKKKKKEEEEE!!!!!

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It’d be funny if the chinese hacked TOTUS and oblowme started speaking blah, blah, huh, huh,….oh, wait. He already does. But, that would be funny if someone could hack TOTUS.

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No Barack Bingo?

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Wonder if THE ONE will pay homage to his newfound buddy, C.J. Roberts, like he did last year…

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OT: What gives? Maybe he’ll give honor to our beloved Chris Kyle like he did with whitney blowhard houston? Remember he did half staff with her death but haven’t seen or heard from him about Chris. RIP.

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@Stirrin — print your card and “cheers”!

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What’s Boner got on his desk?

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Or who you love…..

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Look at their freaking ties.

Gay, gayer and gayest!

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This climate stuff makes me sick. The low information voter will eat this up.

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Losing a little more freedom with each soundbite!

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How is it going? I’m watching the idiot Nancy Grace. I think Dorner kill hiself.

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Tom if your watching Golum you a better man than I

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Ops. Sorry he may not be dead, or then again he may be dead, or burned. WHF! I’m doing my best as an amature journalist!
Greyscape have a drink, shit, have six.

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Refresed the live comment page after a suggestion and lost the page!!!

Still want to know what the “green” ribbons were all about.

Green jobs????? Failure.

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Listening to Juan Williams — another FAILURE!!!!

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Why does he always sound like he is pleading rather than speaking?

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It’s freaken amazing you can get that many ignorant non thinking arrogant assholes under neath the same roof. Makes me sick.

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3D printers?! Hell yeah, we need them! Where else are we gonna get magazines?

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I paid as much attention to the Mis-Statement of the Union as I did to the Re-Immaculation…that is to say, none at all.

I figure I’ll hear all of the good parts via Maha-Rushie tomorrow, so I worked on taping and mudding a ceiling tonight. Much more interesting, nothing phony about it and I ended up with a great sense of accomplishment….

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Bam-bam doubled the distance our cars go on a gallon of gas? Huh? When, 2038?

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“Ima gonna save the Earth”

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“I’m gonna by-pass congress again….”

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“we need to fix roads and bridges again”

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free preschool for all! We need to get em when their young!

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Am I posting to fast or should I keep going?

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Gee. I didn’t know Gabby Giffords could vote before this. The beneficence of emptychair is awesome!

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**couldn’t**

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OK, only a dozen or so more…

Who programs the cameras to never show the teleprompters?

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Bidens eyes are bleeding! Call 911!

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9 buck an hour minimum wage? you stingy bastard! Let’s make it 100 bucks! Then we are all rich and pay more taxes!

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“We have brought 33,000 soldiers home….
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and fired ‘em!

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like the dude that killed Bin-Laden.

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“Congress needs to pass my ideas, I don’t have time to write out the laws!”

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Voting should be easy peasy

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it’s fo da chidrens….gimme your gun!

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Chicago should outlaw guns!

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OK…I’m done….

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How do you “Combat Climate Change”? How do you stop the climate from changing?
How do you ban, combat, stop,evil and stop evil people from using illegal guns.

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The green ribbons were for Newtown.

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Is no one other than Redstate running Rand Paul’s rebuttal?

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BTW, any one else notice Moooochel had a HUGE crotch bulge when she pranced in?

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You nailed it Ted!

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Something is strange about that new socialist catch phase, “North Star” Pharaoh Obama mentioned in his Destruction of the Union speech.

Obama was discussing the middle class and the economy when he said, “North Star”, but it may be a wink and a nod to Islam.

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@Ted — So your long day at work was as an 0bama speech writer?

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Haven’t looked or listened to the fly faced low life since before the election. Nor will I. Not my president. Hates America and the military.

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A friend of mine said that the SOTU was like “crap-flavored cotton candy. Every word tastes bad, but a minute later I can’t recall what he said.”

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We watched “Taken 2″ tonight (very good) instead of SOTU.

From what I’ve read, we’re all about to be taken.

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Bloody HOGWASH! Is there a soul left in America who believes this man gives a —- about this country?

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@ Team America

I can see it now. The TOTUS gets hacked and the next thing you hear:

“Let me be clear! Make no mistake! The Zombie invasion has started!”

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Chicago should outlaw Ovomit !!!

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