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She Left Them in Her Husband’s Friend’s Glove Compartment

Home - by - February 12, 2013 - 23:15 America/New_York - 18 Comments

Charle Chan say, “someting wong.”

 

 

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  1. metprof

    February 12th, 2013

    Just finished watching the SOTU speech.

    This actually seems more credible.

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  2. Mr.Pinko

    February 12th, 2013

    Why is this even a news story?

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  3. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 12th, 2013

    She may have been blowing her hubby’s friend, which is why the dentures were in the glove compartment. There. I said it.
    Good night all.

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  4. Moe Tom

    February 12th, 2013

    Mr. Pinko. Now that’s a story. A story to behold. I will probably stay up all night trying to figure out how Mel Gibson’s wife lost her teeth. Hee. hee.

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  5. norman einstein

    February 12th, 2013

    If those dentures were so life-changing, WTF were they doing in a “friend’s” car’s glove compartment?

    She sounds pretty whacked. My first clue was when she said she pulled out all her teeth HERSELF…to relieve anxiety. Hunh?

    @Mr. Pinko, “Why is this even a news story?”
    I’m guessin’ a helluva slow news day.

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  6. Moe Tom

    February 12th, 2013

    Braveheart! Oh shit I can’t stop laughing.

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  7. old_oaks

    February 12th, 2013

    WTF? You don’t eat the bones when you eat ribs and chikin.

    2 fcuking years? And she’s still this: wide?

    The news?

    WTF?

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  8. Moe Tom

    February 12th, 2013

    MJA. Trouble is she can’t remember which friend, there were so many.Baaaaahaaaaheee oh shit I.m dyinn’

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  9. Moe Tom

    February 12th, 2013

    Greyscape. Check your glove compartment. Hee, hee,hee.

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  10. Moe Tom

    February 12th, 2013

    Norman. Yes sir. slow news night. Satte of the Onion dress.

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  11. norman einstein

    February 12th, 2013

    @Moe Tom, nothin’ in there but his girdle.

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  12. Stranded in Sonoma

    February 13th, 2013

    Some relatives of mine knew a girl that went through pretty much the same thing with her teeth. Her mother had weak teeth and her brothers and sisters got cavities and eventually lost many of their teeth by the time they were 20-25. She vowed it was not going to happen to her. She brushed and flossed. Had regular visits to the dentist. Got regular fluoride treatments. She took excellent care of her teeth.

    Lost them all by the time she was 25. Genetics. It was devastating considering all of the work she did to protect them. And she knew that her children were going to go through that hell too. That’s rough. I can see where the anxiety would come in.

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  13. Ohio Dan

    February 13th, 2013

    Looks like she can gum down a side a beef in a hurry.

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  14. Cynic

    February 13th, 2013

    “sponsors paid for the set of teeth” just goes to show, when you get something for free you don’t take care of it.

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  15. Davide

    February 13th, 2013

    I bet she is votes democrat,lol

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  16. Anonymous

    February 13th, 2013

    she displays all the hallmarks of a Democrat voter

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  17. Alxandro

    February 13th, 2013

    And I bet the friend left something in her love box.

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  18. Anonymous

    February 13th, 2013

    If she could find her vaJEEJEE she might find the teeth.

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