Home - by BigFurHat - February 11, 2013 - 22:00 America/New_York - 19 Comments
Get this guy on Piers Morgan- STAT!
February 11th, 2013
I hope the anchor enjoys the new rectum his guest just tore open for him.
(but not enough)
“..maybe we should end this conversation now..”
I love a good bitch slapin
“911, what is your emergency?”
“Some men just broke into my house.”
“We’ve dispatched units to come protect you.”
What an ass.
eternal cracker p
Keith Morgan…. In no way related to Piers Morgan.
Someone posted this in a comment a few weeks back.. good work.
I enjoyed it so much I got sad when it ended.
911 caller: Cancel that request for police, send the coroner
Hey, it says right on their cars “to defend and protect.” I mean come on!
February 12th, 2013
It’s obvious that the Anchor wanker does not understand the 2nd Amendment, just like pierced organ. They don’t get it. It’s like talking to an empty ammo box.
Ya know what it says on a Chicago cop car?
Big letters: CHICAGO POLICE
little tiny, itty bitty letters in the PIN STRIPPING: to serve and protect.
How many of the 540 people that got shot in 2012 did they protect?
Oh, right, let me get my liberal hat: if it weren’t for the cops, there would have been THOUSANDS of dead deadbeats lining the gutters in Chicago.
BZZZZZZ! WRONG! What you wanna bet if the cops didn’t exist at all in Chicago there would be LESS shootings?
Oh wait, let me tip my liberal hat again: If OBAMA wasn’t hamstrung by the republicans, there would be more obamaphones to call 911. 911 is faster than bullets. It is their job.
Just fucking shoot me now.
99th Squad Leader
The “serve and protect” motto is a marketing tactic. Cops aren’t waiters and they cannot protect citizens from a crime that has not been committed. The truth is law enforcement is just that, enforcing the law. The motto probably should state, “In service to protect the law”.
Keith Morgan is a stable and rational person who would make Piers Morgan crazier. Still, it would be fun to see Piers freak out. LOL!
I’ve never seen a spokesman for reason do a better job in a live interview. Ever.
the “news” anchor threw it all at the guest, but the guest just kept his cool and dismantled the tactics as well as the logic of the ass!
best line – “the door of the cop car says to serve and protect”.
the problem is the useful idiots actually believe it.
but their overlords (politicians) don’t, they all have concealed carry permits.
It’s funny that when they say ‘rational’, it always means to them that their side is supposed to win.
“Law enforcement has no duty to protect you”
- “I think you’re up on a technicality”
Is an echo of a conversation I frequently have in my effort to get through to the bubble-wrapped.
On the other side of the coin, “Why are local constables devolving into flak-jacketed federales?”
I think even I could have ‘owned’ that guy. What a dumbass.
With this guy for a Vice President and Dr. Benjamin Carson for President, we could maybe get this country back on its feet.
There is no rational, logical, reasoned discussion to have with these moonbats. They are just the perfect blend of blind ideology, willful ignorance, stupidity and hypocrisy.
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